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Huge in Greenland

Updated on May 9, 2013

I have one reader in Greenland

I'm Huge in Greenland!

Evidently there's at least one ISP (Internet Service Provider) remaining in Greenland. Popular wisdom (term used very loosely) would have us believe that this helpless continent is melting away faster than an ice cube in a Papa John's pizza oven. How anyone found time to peruse one of my hubs is a mystery that will probably never be solved. Not many people want to know, anyway.

According to Google Analytics, an authoritative source, my hubs have been visited precisely one time by a (probably extremely bored) web surfer in Greenland. Perhaps he was stranded on an ice floe in the Ilulissat Icefjord and picked up a wireless signal on his Blackberry as he drifted past a high-tech family of musk oxen browsing for salmon at the shoreline.

On the other hand, perhaps the visit came through a proxy server located in Greenland acting as a shield for a stalker in Kokomo, Indiana. It could happen.

Greenland Math

According to Wikipedia, another authoritative source, Greenland is home to 56,452 people these days.

1 / 56,452 = .001771416424573088641677885637355 percent of the population.

I have been read by almost 2/1000ths of one percent of the entire island, not counting transient scientists who stopped by temporarily to film documentaries for the Discovery Channel.

The flag of Greenland flies proudly over my hubs
The flag of Greenland flies proudly over my hubs

Let me hear from you, Greenland!

If you're the Greenlander who found my writing semi-interesting, please drop me a line. I'll send you a flotation device and a membership to Greenpeace. On the other hand, if you're too busy squeegeeing your patio and refilling the ice trays, I'll understand.

The Greenland Coat of Arms, allegedly.
The Greenland Coat of Arms, allegedly.
Wireless Internet access is available in Greenland all night long.
Wireless Internet access is available in Greenland all night long.

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    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      7 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @sheila b. : I'd go with Occam's Razor... the simplest explanation ... perhaps he read the hub backwards.

    • sheila b. profile image

      sheila b. 

      7 years ago

      I have a minus reader. There's google and hubpages and the long list of servers, and I have a minus on one of them. Did he die? Did I kill him? I just don't know what to think...

    • Tom Whitworth profile image

      Tom Whitworth 

      7 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      nicomp,

      Please be careful the Greenland dude could actually be a hacker in China disguising his IP address!!!!!!!!!!

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      7 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @Robwrite : The next time you're in Greenland, look me up.

    • Robwrite profile image

      Rob 

      7 years ago from Oviedo, FL

      Congratulations on your growing international success. Cue fanfare!

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      7 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @Aya Katz : That's because you actually write hubs that make sense.

    • Aya Katz profile image

      Aya Katz 

      7 years ago from The Ozarks

      Nicomp, you are so lucky! None of my readers are from Greenland. I envy you so much!

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