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The Spoof Scottish Citizenship Test
UK Citizenship Test
Recently the British Government unveiled a new citizenship examination for people from outside the UK who want to come and live permanently in the country.
The test consists of 10 Questions, which are so easy to answer that you would think failure was really not an option.
In 2014 the people of Scotland go to the ballot box to vote on whether they would like to break free from the United Kingdom and become an Independent country or remain as part of the Union.
Depending on the result of this vote, the people of Scotland may need to come up with a citizenship test of their own.
Below you will find my version of how this test could look and the answers.
Where Is Edinburgh Castle
Scottish Citizenship Test
Question 1
Where is Edinburgh Castle?
- Glasgow
- Edinburgh
- Dundee
- Aberdeen
Answer
Edinburgh
Question 2
Where are Donald's Trousers?
- The Isle of Sky
- Left on the bus
- In the dry cleaners
- Donald doesn't wear any trousers
Answer
Donald does not wear any trousers
Question 3
What does True Scotsman wear under the kilt?
- Y Fronts
- Boxers
- Nothing
- It's a secret
Answer
What a Scot wears under the kilt is a secret.
Donald Where's Yer Troosers
Sir William Wallace
Scottish Citizenship Test
Question 4
Which Scottish hero was portrayed in the movie Braveheart?
- Grounds keeper Willie
- Johnnie Walker
- William Wallace
- Jimmthejock (me)
Answer
William Wallace
Question 5
Where in Scotland would you find a Haggis?
- On your plate for dinner
- Hiding inside the bagpipes
- Roaming the hills and glens of Scotland
- Tossing the caber at a Highland Games.
Answer
Haggis is a Scottish delicacy made from the insides of sheep wrapped inside a sheeps stomach. You would find it on your dinner plate.
A Match That Scotland Actually won
Scottish Citizenship Test
Question 6
Which Scot was credited with Inventing Television?
- George TV
- Micheal Channels
- Jock McSporran
- John Logie Baird
Answer
John Logie Baird Invented television.
Question 7
Robert Burns is famous for his?
- Soccer skills
- Poetry
- Whisky
- Steak Pies
Answer
Robert Burns was Scotlands most famous Poet.
Question 8
What is the name of Scotland's National Soccer Team?
- Scotland
- England
- Jamaica
- Spain
Answer
Would you believe that the National team of Scotland is actually called Scotland.
Scottish Gaelic
Alexander Fleming
Scottish Citizenship Test
Question 9
Which Language do the majority of Scots speak?
- French
- English
- German
- Scottish Gaelic
Answer
Contrary to popular belief the majority of people in Scotland speak English.
Question 10
Which Famous Scot discovered Penicillin?
- A. Biotic
- A. Hole
- A. Cureall
- A. Fleming
Answer
Alexander Fleming was the man who discovered Penicillin
Scottish Citizenship Test Results
The pass mark would be based on the same criteria as the British Citezenship test and immigrants would be allowed through the gates into Scotland if they scored 70% or more.
Just like the British test Scotlands test is very difficult to fail.
good luck to all of those people who need to get away from their country and settle in the UK.
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