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Funny Scottish Slang Insults
Please do not be insulted by my writing today it is meant for humor and of course if you ever visit Scotland,it will give you a little understanding of the Scottish language,most Scottish insults come in general conversation and are meant to be taken with a pinch of salt or a good insult back to the person who first commented.
as in the title of this hub,awa and bile yer heid (away and boil your head) which means go away.
Ya Bampot = you idiot.
Bessie = a rude bad tempered woman.
A Clype = a tattletale.
Nippet =bad tempered.
You've a face like the back of a bus.
You've a face like a skelpit erse ( a smacked bottom).
You've a face like a chicken laying razors.
She has a lovely body but a face like a bucket of spanners.
Bloomin idiot = bloody idiot
He looks like a half shut knife" - describing someone who looks depressed.
"Doon the Dee on a digestive" - this is the Abedonian equivalent of "Do you think I came up the River Clyde on a banana boat?" in other words, do you think I'm daft?
Twa bubbles aff the centre" - derived from the bubbles on a spirit level, someone who is "two bubbles off the centre" is regarded as a bit simple or stupid.
A tongue that would clip clouts" - literally speech which would leave a cloth in tatters, describes someone who is very abrasive and gives a good account of themselves in an argument.
the list goes on lol but i don`t want to cause too much offence have fun.....jimmy