On Sunday, July 28th, I watched Morgan Spurlock's grandmother dying. I saw him stage conversations with his father and aunt concerning his grandmother's welfare. I saw him take a phone call from his father about his...
You probably thought you were the only one to experience that pleasurable tingling that starts in your head. As it happens, you're not the only one, but it's also not something everyone experiences. Those of us who are...
There are some very weird Bibles out there, I tell ya. I've scoured the web and, actually just the web, and found the weirdest Bibles of all for your amusement.
Simple instructions for an easy to make and sturdy cardboard bookcase, for economical home furnishing.
Plunge with me into the fiery, sexist, macho, dirty, scatological world of hot sauce and learn of the hottest hot sauce in the world, the funniest hot sauce names, the coolest hot sauce bottles.
The deep, dark secrets of flowers are finally revealed in this tell-all series of poems aimed at stripping away the flower and revealing the dirty plant within.
The truth about ducks, the creepiest, vilest bird, revealing everything you never wanted to know about ducks but didn't even think of asking.
An amusing look at villain naming conventions as well as some tips and tricks for how to name a villain.
Beautiful poems about natural phenomena or dirty, sleazy texts of sin? You decide.
There are a lot of animals worth liking; here's a list of those that aren't.
A humourous look at some Klingon proverbs.
Calculations involving the human penis to answer that age-old question, "Just how much penis is there in the world?"
Six ways we can preserve our lives indefinitely and what's wrong with them.
Why men should wear fedoras, capes, and waistcoats again; and why men should start wearing dresses.
A look at ten of the most beautiful, haunting, effective, and outrageous horror posters ever.
Why has masculinity come to be associated with barbarism and what are the effects this has on gender-relations and male self-esteem?
A brief look at some of the greatest books to be lost forever to history or flames.
"Hi! I'm a magical genie and I've been sued a dozen times for deceptive wish-granting." In the interest of writing an astoundingly impractical, nearly useless how-to, I have decided to share my thoughts on how one is...
Learn why it's important to develop a unique style of dress and not conform to what's popular.
What is a home? What does it mean for some space to be a home? How do we make living space into a home? How should one best organize a home? These questions all fall within the philosophy of the home.
What is a place? It is not the same as space. Space is a mathematical set of coordinates on a three-dimensional set of axes which objects can occupy. If place were just the space, it wouldn't matter what the objects...
The Bible is neither a catalogue of horrors and violence, nor an unctiously sweet book of morality; it is a People's history and a sacred text to many. For this reason I have made every effort to treat the following...
Behold the above painting!Pieter Bruegel the Elder represents the Biblical fall of the rebel angels with a binary physiognomy. The mythological tale is that some angels rebelled against God--either out of envy or drive...
It has always been my conviction that the basic insights of the great philosophers can be rendered in pleasing, non-technical prose for everyone to understand. The great ideas arise as a result of experienced reality, a...
While it is indisputable that many horrible executions have happened for non-religious reasons, or in religions other than Christianity, in this article I am focusing primarily on Christian executions (martyrdoms) for...
Unusually high intellect often leads to unusual behavior or amazing feats. The great philosophers, with their incredible minds, have affording material for countless fascinating anecdotes. Knowing several of these, I...
This article covers ten of the most horrifying works of graphic art (painting, woodcuts, pastels) ever produced by some of the greatest, most idiosyncratic artists in history.
There are many good comedians and choosing ten out of them all is not easy. One needs good criteria to maintain standards. The most important criterion for this list is that all comedians chosen practice what I call...
Will While the following ten novels are some of the most unusual ever written, it would be foolish for many reasons to claim they are the weirdest. Not even taking into consideration the subjectivity inherent in any...