A beautiful poem that I found addressed to me when going through my Moms literary portfolio.
Finally, I interviewed Billy the Kid with the aid of my supernatural aluminum-foil-enhanced ability to communicate with deceased and departed celebrities as well as demised and defunct animals.
Here are 21 more of the Craziest Laws in Mississippi covering everything from seduction ... to polygamy ... to dogs wearing diapers ... to sex in public ... to cattle rustling ... to public profanity.
It is illegal to worry squirrels, intoxicate elephants, frighten babies, and honk another person's horn in Missouri. Read about these crazy laws and 17 others just as weird in Missouri.
Did you know that Matt Damon is born again? I know it's surprising news that I just learned myself. Wait a moment. I misspelled the word. Matt Damon is Bourne again!
Did you think the Florida Fart law was funny? And the Kentucky law requiring bees to have health certificates was ridiculous? Then you will enjoy these dumb, weird, strange, crazy Louisiana laws.
"It is illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana fishing license." Could you explain that crazy law to me? Kentucky may win an award for the craziest laws ... so far!
Have you ever eaten a tasty Cow Brain Sandwich? The outside of the sandwich is crunchy, the inside spongy. Now you can prepare your own Fried Calf Brain Nuggets with this simple recipe. Bon Appetit!
I will admit that the fart law surprised me. And the tail lights required for cats at night was bizarre. But nothing prepared me for the first two laws I discovered in the state of Indiana.
If you thought the crazy law in Hawaii prohibiting sinking of the islands was strange, and the bizarre Florida fart law was crazy ... wait 'til you read about these crazy, strange, bizarre Idaho laws.
Hawaii has crazy laws of its own. You must not feed a shark in Hawaii, and under no circumstances may you give your newborn child the name, 'Charles.' I am NOT making this up!
Did you laugh when you read about the crazy law against bathing naked in Florida? Or the law still on the books banning the molestation of trash cans? Now you can read about 23 crazy laws in Georgia.
Florida has so many crazy laws they all could not be included in one article. Part One features crazy laws enacted by the state. Part Two covers crazy laws enacted by various Florida cities.
Wait until you read about these nine crazy, stupid laws in Delaware including the one that discriminates against ugly men. They wouldn't dare discriminate against ugly women!
Remember the crazy law in Arizona prohibiting donkeys from sleeping in bathtubs? Arkansas has a crazy bathtub law, too, which applies to alligators.
The tiny frog called the Blue Jeans Poison Dart Frog is bright red-orange and looks like it is wearing blue jeans. Does it shoot tiny poison darts at its predators? Is the poison lethal to humans?
Learn the true meaning of homophones and enjoy the story of 'Ladle Rat Rotten Hut' written entirely in oronyms with translation for those who are oronym-challenged.
Have you met the Green Basilisk Lizard known as the 'Jesus Christ Lizard'? It actually walks on water! Watch the videos and see its supernatural ability for yourself.
You won't believe what I learned about the symbiotic relationship between the cat-sized African Banded Mongoose and the ferocious-looking full-of-warts Warthog.
I know, I know. There is nothing funny about losing a job. But these 15 very funny, very short puns about all the jobs I lost will make you laugh. Guaranteed!
You may find it hard to believe the relationship between the poo of the tiny tree shrew and the giant Pitcher Plant, but the 'shrew loo' facts are absolutely true! Trust me!
Funny pun about a gorilla and a visitor from Czechoslovakia (the Czech Republic).
Jean Harlow was the Blonde Bombshell of the 30s and Marilyn Monroe, the Blonde Bombshell of the 50s. You will be amazed at how many aspects of their lives were so similar. Eerie!
The funniest puns are often those where you do not anticipate the punchline. Let me know if I 'gotcha' with this funny pun about a doctor.
Did you know that Charlie Chaplin was the Renaissance Man of silent films? Not only a skilled mime and actor, but a director, writer and music composer as well. Read what I learned in our interview.
Finally I got my interview with the famous Attila the Hun who turned out to be not only a skillful warrior king but possessed several amazing secrets of leadership you ought to know.
Here's a funny pun about Attila the Hun to make you chuckle, or groan, or laugh, or moan. Trust me!
Would you believe a fairy tale for small children that features a child-eating monstrous witch? That's the Brothers Grimm grim "Hansel and Gretel."
Is Santa Claus real? Did he ever exist? Was he invented by Coca Cola? Learn the answers from my interview with him in person.
Shorts are a bifurcated garment worn by men and women and boys and girls that circle the waist and end at or above the knee. Wait a moment! Bifurcated? That sounds almost obscene. Who invented them?
If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be? You may be thinking that is a strange interview question. Strange? Yes. Uncommon? No.
If you are a writer or a salesperson, you need to know and use these four strange psychological facts about human behavior.
Here is a recent interview with an amazing and very beautiful supermodel, Andrea Pejic. This lovely-looking young model has caused a major stir in the fashion world and is now in constant demand for fashion runway...
Are you surprised that I was able to interview Channing Tatum? No sweat. I used my new supernatural brain-wave invention to read his mind!
It was not easy but I found a genuine, real Redneck to interview. You will be surprised at his answers. Trust me.
Did you know that the big, bad wolf in Red Riding Hood is the same wolf who terrorized the Three Little Pigs. True!
Cinderella is alive and well and working in Disney World. How do I know? I'm waiting for the Main Street parade to begin Suddenly Cinderella approaches me to share her real story.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? If you want to, that is! It's not very difficult. First, look at the shape of the snout and the visibility of the teeth when the jaws are shut.
The best place to get horse facts and horse trivia is from the horse's mouth. Right? So I interviewed Mr. Ed, the equine television star of the 60s.
Do you like really funny short jokes? Then you will like-u these Haiku.
Do you remember Quasimodo, the Hunchback of Notre Dame? Do you know who took his place?
A funny, punny story about Rodeo Ray and his clever horse.
Here's a simple, quick, easy, tasty recipe for pulled pork sandwiches that you will love. All you need are three ingredients.
Did the Seven Dwarfs live happily ever after like Snow White? Get the facts from their psychologist.
Most of us love to give advice. It is one of those commodities rarely in short supply. Like political speeches. Learn how to write an Advice Column.
Now you can learn the truth about the relationship between Snow White and those Seven Dwarfs from beautiful Snow White herself.
Have you ever heard of Mel Faymee - the best baseball player in the game? This funny pun will explain!
The funny pun of Slinging Bull, his three wives and a puzzle to solve.
This pun about featherless chickens takes place in China. Will you guess the punny punchline beforehand?
Greek mythology has always fascinated me. How about you? Wait till you read what Zeus, the Greek god, told me ... in confidence.
Dick and Jane go to Transylvania for their honeymoon. That's their first mistake . . .
Artie worked in a grocery store but his goal was to be a 'hit man'. Like Al Capone.
Do you remember Sir Gawain, Galahad and Lancelot? And Lance’s younger brother?Handsome Sir Dancealot? Do you like awful puns? You are in the right place!
Best interview answers to What are your strengths, weaknesses, and 'you appear to be over- qualified.'
Did you know that Leo the Lion was involved in the study of immortality? So were seagulls.
Win more job offers with these best answers to common and uncommon interview questions.
It is said that as you get older, you get wiser. Have you heard that, too? The only wiser I get has a ‘Bud’ in front of it. But I have learned of multiple old age benefits over time, and I am delighted to share them...
Are you surprised that I can interview Mickey Mouse ... the famous international film star who happens to be an anthropomorphic celluloid rodent brought into the world by his creator, Walt Disney? I can and I did!
How do you feel about spiders? You know - those bug-bodied, spindly-legged arachnids with eight hairy legs? Wait until you discover what the Brazilian Wandering (Banana) Spider can do. Unbelievable!
Would you like to know the real meaning behind some of those sadistic and somewhat strange Mother Goose nursery rhymes? I promised to bring you additional Mother Goose revelations so here is Part Two of “Interview...
Interview with Percy the Penguin who wanted to set the record straight about penguins and whether they could fly or not.
Are you a personality test addict? Me, too. I like the short, sweet, sometimes funny tests best. So here is my newest test regarding creativity featuring Roger Price’s “Droodles.”
Now that you have examined your personality by taking (a) the Pig Personality Test, (b) the Celebrity Personality Test, and (c) the One-Question Personality Test, it’s time to take a look at the Simple Symbol...
Would you like to know more about your personality by answering just one simple question? Then you are in the right place!
I know what you are thinking. Because in addition to my supernatural, unearthly ability to interview those who are dearly departed, I also possess ESP – Extra Sensory Perception. You are thinking, “I know who Levi...
Do you remember how Bruce Lee found me in a Chinese restaurant so I could conduct one of my supernatural interviews with him? Well, it has happened again. This time I went to a revival of James Dean films ...
Are You Angry? Aggressive? Are You Cynical? Take this very simple test and learn how angry, aggressive or cynical you really are. No matter what anyone says ... Do you find yourself becoming angry at the...
There are so many deceased famous people for me to interview with my supernatural powers, that I am having a difficult time selecting just one. But fortunately, this one selected me. I was finishing my moo shu pork in...
Of all the supernatural interviews I have conducted, this interview with Oscar Wilde was one of the most challenging. Yes, I know he died in 1900 at the age of 46, but I have the unearthly power ...
Actually, the vegetables are not psychic, just a little bit strange. And strangely, the psychic is me. So I am writing about Strange Vegetables and the Things They Told Psychic Me. Important: No vegetables were harmed...
Listen, my friends, no secrets will I dare to hide. About our dear Lady Godiva’s very strange ride. With the new supernatural interviewing skills I’ve saved, I was able to interview Godiva...
If I asked you, “Who was the most famous female spy in history?” what name would you say? Was it Florence Nightingale? No, she was a famous female nurse. Was it Medea? No, she was a famous female curse. Was it...
I would like to introduce you to the celebrity criminal who led a crime syndicate during the Prohibition era – the man who made Chicago and Cicero, Illinois famous in the 1920s and 30s – “Scarface Al” Capone.
Jack the Ripper - History's Most Famous Unsolved Crime. Now that I have learned to conduct these supernatural interviews with infamous dead people, you are expecting to read an interview with Jack ...
ASSERTIVE BEHAVIOR Part Two – How to Say No! Do you feel guilty when you say No? Do you say Yes when you really mean No? Here is the best language to use to say no without feeling guilt. Then this information...
Do you remember these two outstanding examples of Depression-era Americana? Here is their fascinating story - Bonnie and Clyde.
Until now I have been using my superhuman skills in superior, supernatural interviewing to talk with dead people – famous but altogether dead people – who were rulers of the masculine persuasion. Now it is time to...
You already know all about my superior, supernatural method of interviewing if you read my previous interviews with Genghis Kahn and Napoleon Bonaparte. Succinctly stated, I see (and interview)“dead people/" Yes,...
Good news! I have invented a praiseworthy process for interviewing famous people who are no longer around . . . to defend themselves . . . or sue for libel. After my first interview with Genghis Khan ...
I know what you are thinking. Genghis died in the year 1227. That’s almost 800 years ago. True. But there have been many remarkable new developments in cryogenic research that you may not be aware of.
History of T-shirts. So, who invented the T-shirt? Once upon a time in merrie olde England, in a rustic cottage in a small village in winter time, a husband felt chilled and called to his wife, “Old woman, bring me ...
Why do we often say Yes when we really want to say No? It is a paradox that Jerry Harvey explored in his book, "The Abilene Paradox." This is an easy-to-understand synopsis of that paradox and why I believe it exists.
Why is a ship called she? That question is right up there with Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? Why have I chosen this subject? Why? Because my hubbuddy, psychicdog.net, asked me to provide the answer to why...
To celebrate my sister’s birthday this month, we – just the two of us – embarked on a seven-day cruise on the world’s largest, biggest, hugest cruise ship, the Oasis of the Seas. We left behind one husband,...
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." - Victor Borge. Do you know who Victor Borge is? No? Then you are in for an unbelievable treat when you watch these hilarious videos. Yes? Then keep reading ...
Who Invented Chocolate Chip Cookies? Did you ever wonder where did chocolate chip cookies come from? I know. The supermarket or the bakery. No, I mean who invented them? In fact, where did the very first...
This information should be required reading for all high school students before they graduate. Why? Because adhering to this mathematical equation will help you achieve your goals in life and in business ...
Here is the history of Father’s Day, and some interesting information you may not know about famous fathers I know you know. And a very funny video to make your day!
One of the most beloved foods in the United States is the doughnut or as it is popularly spelled, donut. Who invented the doughnut? Where did it come from? What is it made of? Why is it called a donut or doughnut? Why...
I commented earlier on the increase of obesity in the United States for the period of 2007 to 2008: 32.2% for men and 35.5% for women. That started me thinking. Could there be some chemical in our food that may be...
I first heard about Felix the Flying Frog some years ago and often use this fable to encourage discussion when reflecting on the do's and don'ts of project management and bewildering behavior. Once upon a time, there...
I’m going to jump feet-first into the low fat vs. low carb diet controversy and let you know what I discovered. The first fact was mind-blowing. Did you know that the United States has become obesogenic?
Color Therapy – What is it? Where did it begin? How does it work? What are Chakras? And most importantly, how can you perform color therapy on yourself?
Erma Bonbeck was the queen of housewife humor. Much of her early work was published during an era when the majority of women were working women - women working in the home as wives and mothers. ...
Are you aware of the amazing benefits, extraordinary uses and remarkable ways we can use Beer?
The Maybach Exelero Sports Coupe is the world’s most outrageous in appearance, most outrageous in performance, and most outrageous in price - only 8 million dollars.
Remember the story of the Three Little Pigs? That is fairy-tale huffing. It's not real. Today, teenage huffing refers to youngsters abusing chemical inhalants to get 'high.'
74 one-liner jokes that will never go out-of-date! You may remember Rodney Dangerfield – the nervous, twitching comic with bulging eyeballs, a trademark red tie he was constantly adjusting, and the...
This tribute to Henny Youngman includes 99 jokes that are as funny today as they were 70 years ago!
Frederic Ogden Nash was an American poet well known for his light verse – poetry concerning amusing or serious subjects featuring puns, creative rhyme and alliteration.
The following is a verbatim transcript from Mr. Heterocephalus Glaber who most people would call a naked mole rat. HG wants to set the record straight so I promised to write this article just as he dictated.
The young don’t know it yet but “old age ain’t for sissies.” – Bette Davis. I’ve discovered a marvelous way to fight agism and disrespect – with the powerful weapons of humor and laughter.
The nose of the Proboscis monkey measures four to seven inches in length - only the male possesses it. I'm not putting you on.
This is the third article on Dealing with Difficult People. The bad news is - you cannot change other people. The good news is - you can change the way you react to them. Use the strategies and language I suggest and ....
Here are the dumbest laws I could find from all over the world. Just proves the U.S. has no monopoly on crazy stupid laws.
Niccolo Machiavelli offered advice to Italian princes on the best way to rule the people. He stressed the art of deception.
Would you like to know more about your personality? Without taking any test? All you have to do is draw a ...
Dumb Laws to Make You Laugh - Alabama through Montana. I confess. I am addicted to crazy, dumb, stupid, funny laws. This is my third hub on the subject.
Since I am still addicted to reading and writing about dumb laws, here is the second article on Crazy Laws Dumb Laws Funny Laws for Alabama through Montana.
Pigs are ranked number four in animal intelligence and can learn tricks faster than dogs. True!
Your image of cows is probably similar to mine – gentle, placid animals looking at you with those large, soft cow eyes and contentedly chewing their cud. But about 20 people a year are killed by cows in the United...
The original Dumb Crazy Stupid Laws featured 53 of the dumbest laws I could find. Researching and reading them is strangely addictive, so here are 74 more laws just as dumb and some even dumberer. Enjoy.
One way to put yourself at the head of the pack when interviewing is to practice beforehand your answers to behavioral interviewing questions.
Here are the 53 most hilarious dumb laws I found. Hope you laugh as hard as I did when discovering and writing about them.
The star-nosed mole may be the strangest, weirdest-looking animal you have ever seen. Its front end looks like it should be its back end.
Is there such a thing as a free reverse cell phone lookup? It’s the question of the ages. Well, the information age for sure.
Did you know there are 21 super healthy foods you have probably never heard of that contain extra-potent quantities of the vitamins and minerals you need every day?