This is a picture of me, having a characteristically bad hair day. Notice how unperturbed I look by what is happening on top of my head.
My parents weren't really cruel enough to name me "Mudpie." That is just a silly name I chose, to reflect my terrible propensity to attract and/or create great messiness wherever I go.
I'm "The Mom" to two cutie-pies. I teach them myself because I want to, and so far nobody can tell me I can't. So there.:)