7 Habits of Highly Effective Kittens
The Reason I have called you here today....
Has this always been here?
Almost got it...
You were doing it wrong
Nobody Puts Baby In the Corner
I wuz born kewt. What's your excuse?
What's a cat gotta do to get some milk around here?
I think we're supposed to eat it. You're joking--right?
Found Your Bug.
Call Me "Cute" One More Time...
Yeah it's pretty much catastrophic. After such a catastrophe you are probably catatonic. Are you kitten me? You know what they say, you can never be tew kewt!