Flying Ostriches From The Back Of An Ostrich

I speak from experience. I'm aware that an elephant's knee is hairy and the bareback ride on his spiny back is boney, even if you have a big butt. I'm equally sure that doing the high-ho-silver on the back of a horse, intent on sending you airborne is another ride you won't soon forget.

Nor, is hanging on for dear life to the wings of an ostrich, even remotely something like what Sinbad the Sailor experienced in the second of his seven voyages. Even though these biggest of birds can't fly with you on their back, they sure can run, spin, dump you on the ground and give you a swift kick of a souvenir.

I left a bit of my dignity in that dirt landing that day near the border of Mexico. My souvenir bruise covered just about my entire thigh and I was lucky nothing was broken.Fortunately for me, ostriches can only kick forward and people can only fall backwards off them.

It's not like the ostrich didn't warn me, nor was it a no-brainer that I am not coordinated -- and riding an ostrich requires a fair measure of coordination. I just didn't expect the spinning part. That bird spun around so many times that I landed in a dizzy haze, not quite sure where I was or which way to run, if I could have gotten up on my feet without help.

Looking back on the ride, I'm thinking the ostrich knew what I should have known -- that they are not beasts of burden and intended for riding. Mechanical bulls are a safer ride was my first grand conclusion, and my second thought was the reason we don't see flying ostriches is that they don't have to fly -- anyone riding one has just bought a first class seat to fly on their own.

Ostrich - Art by ~ Jerilee Wei
Ostrich - Art by ~ Jerilee Wei
Emu -- Not an ostrich but a cousin who can be mistaken at certain ages for one.
Emu -- Not an ostrich but a cousin who can be mistaken at certain ages for one.

When Did They Forget How To Fly?

Before that crazy jig on the back of an ostrich, I fondly was aware, largely thanks to Disney's 1960 movie, Swiss Family Robinson and Western translations of what led to be The Seven Voyages of Sinbad the Sailor.

Sinbad the Sailor was accidentally left on an uninhabited island. He seemed destined to die a miserable death, thanks to giant snakes and even bigger birds who chased after them and him.

Then, a bird whose greatness darkened the sky swooped down. The intrepid Sindbad tied himself by the linen of his turban to the leg of the bird, which carried him to the famous Valley of Diamonds. Before the story was over he'd been rescued from his rescuers nest (with a bag of diamonds, of course) to return to Baghdad a rich man.

As a kid, I've imagined a flying ostrich from these stories (although Sindbad's bird was a Rok). Yet, I always knew there isn't actually a bird which could fly away with a person. However, we do have birds that can run away with even two people on their back. These strange monster birds are sometimes equal in bulk to three men. Even so, they do not darken the sky as Sinbad's bird did, for a sufficient reason -- over time, these giant birds have forgotten how to fly.

Maybe it's just as well, as they fall in the category of an awe-inspiring whale's tail slapping the ocean, the giraffe's hind leg, the paw of a lion -- all of them so powerful. The ostrich is just like them in this respect -- one well placed kick of an ostrich can break a man's leg or even kill him. That's pretty smart of them, because kicking and running is about the only defense they have when threatened.

Tips For Riding Ostriches

Most places that offer such rides have strict rules about riders not being too heavy, etc Depending on where the ostrich ride takes place, you'll either be mounted on top the bird via a V-shaped coral, with a hooded bird (to keep him calm) or off a corner ladder.

  • Make sure the first thing you do is have your legs tucked under his powerful wings.
  • If possible cross your legs in front of the ostrich, locking your ankles together.
  • Hold on tight on the top part of the ostrich's wing.
  • Find a balanced position, keeping your legs locked.
  • Be prepared for spinning, bucking, and especially sudden stops that will cause you to suddenly depart your ride.

 

The Living Periscope That Can Run Like the Wind

Most ostriches measure up to eight feet to the crown of their head, and nearly five feet to the top of their backs.

True ostriches are native to Africa. South America has their cousins, the Rheas. Australia and Asia have Cassowaries and Emus. New Zealand still has the little cousin of the extinct Giant Moas, in the Kiwi.

The ostrich is in the wild nature's child of almost desert conditions, and they represent triumph over adversity. They are a bird of many animal friendships in their native Africa. When the chicks are hatched, they move off into the company of zebras and antelopes. They tower above them and act, as sort of an animated periscope for the herd to spy out danger from afar.

Should the menace approach nearer, they can run like the wind. Only cheetahs run faster than they do. Extraordinary estimates of the ostrich's speed are set down, even as much as sixty miles an hour, for the first great burst of energy. After that first burst, they can easily run for longer periods of time at around forty miles per hour.

You might be wondering, how is it then, that horsemen are able to run the ostrich down?

In broken country it cannot be done fairly. The bird can race right away from the fleetest horse under such conditions. However, several horsemen acting in concert, can him in an ostrich flock and effect a capture by advancing from several directions at the same time.

Yet, for all their speed and powers of endurance, the ostrich likes to keep in a certain neighborhood. So they generally run in a great circle, bringing themselves back to the point form which they set out. Knowledge of that fact, enables the hunter to get within striking distance by covering only a small part of the distance the bird has travelled.

The Fable Of The Ostrich

There is no truth in the myth that ostriches bury their heads in the sand and think themselves safe from capture.

It's believed that this myth came about in this notion is that the young, and sometimes a nesting parent, stretch their necks flat on the sand, as they cower down, seeking to avoid recognition.  Additionally, in the wild, they are known to disguise themselves by laying out on their sides to blend in with the terrain.

Indeed, there is no reason why they should bury their heads in the sand. Their great length of neck is given them in order that they might see great distances. Of course, with so huge a frame drowned by so tiny a head. They have not much mental power, but they have something a little better sometimes -- exceptional instinct and courage.

Wild Ostrich Ride In South Africa

Commercial Raising Of Ostriches

Products made with ostrich hides are highly sought after and fairly expensive. Some examples are:

  • Ostrich boots
  • Ostrich handbags and wallets
  • Ostrich meat
  • Ostrich eggs
  • Ostrich feathers

Obviously, ostrich eggs and ostrich meat are one of the biggest commercial uses of this bird. I've enjoyed both, and would choose an ostrich burger any day over beef. It's leaner and has a better taste.

In Natural Settings And On Ostrich Farms

In the wild, the male ostrich has perhaps half a dozen female companions. These all lay their eggs in one nest, which the males sits upon throughout the night when danger from jackals and other predators is to be feared.

Usually one of the females sits upon them during the day, but often the eggs are left during daylight to the care of the sun, but not before they have been liberally covered with sand to prevent them from being scorched and addled by too great a heat.

Very often more eggs are laid than one bird can cover. So the parent birds are said to break them for food for the young chicks that do hatch. An egg weighs about as much as two dozen chicken hen's eggs do.

Under wild conditions the ostrich eats anything that can be eaten, but especially likes snakes, lizards, small mammals, birds, insects and great quantities of vegetation.

Also in order to aid digestion, it swallows pebbles and even stones as large a a regular chickens eggs.

Ostriches, of which there are several species have but two toes, armed with short, blunt and lethal nails.

In South Africa, Argentina, parts of the Middle East, Southern Europe, and the United States -- ostriches are now farmed like poultry. However, because it takes several acres of land to sustain just one ostrich -- the world is running out of places to make ostrich farming practical.

On those farms, ostriches are often confined in V-shaped wooden stalls. Their heads are covered with a hood, which renders the bird passive and harmless. They are raised for their eggs, meat (which is excellent tasting), and for their feathers.

Dirty Jobs - Hooding An Ostrich

Running ostrich - Art by Jerilee Wei
Running ostrich - Art by Jerilee Wei

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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States Author

Thanks meishomecorner! I still laugh whenever I see one, but won't be volunteering to ride one ever again.


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Ginn Navarre 7 years ago

Jerilee, our family has tried a lot of crazy things but this one I'm glad that you did on your own. Loved it! MOM


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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States Author

Thanks Ginn Navarre! Mom, it was on my old bucket list of 100 things to do, helped me to revise that list -- although I still intend to go on a camel trek in and sleep under the desert stars. Just haven't found a place stable enough that I'd risk going there in today's times.


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Peter Dickinson 7 years ago from South East Asia

Thank you for that. Both interesting and informative, From a 'zoo' perspective I would like to add that Male ostriches can sometimes be extremely dangerous and are capable of killing a man with a single kick. A normally placid bird can change in the blink of an eye. That said if you are ever attacked by an ostrich then lay flat on the ground hands clasped over the back of your neck. They will not jump on you and quickly lose interest. It has worked for me the four times I have had to do it.

Oh...Sindbads bird was the Rok.

Thanks again.

Peter


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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States Author

Thanks Peter Dickinson! Good zoo perspectives. The ostrich I was on was calm one minute and in a snit the next. I did know that Sindbads bird was a Rok, but failed to point that out -- when I was a kid and dreaming about flying on a big bird -- the ostrich was the closest I could see to accomplishing that. Little did I know that I would be the one flying solo.


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Gypsy Willow 7 years ago from Lake Tahoe Nevada USA , Wales UK and Taupo New Zealand

Fun hub you are very brave!


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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States Author

Thanks Gypsy Willow! I'm thinking not so brave, and fairly stupid when it comes to some "experiences" I could have avoided. They sound grand in the retelling, but that bruise left me sore for months.


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Nancy's Niche 7 years ago from USA

The Ostrich is such a strange looking bird. I know quite a few humans who behave like the Ostrich—you know the “head in the sand” stance…LOL  Great hub and I love the humor... 


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Journey * 7 years ago from USA

Hi Jerilee, this hub is really informative and amusing. Love the videos. Thanks for sharing! - Journey *


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Steve Rensch 7 years ago

Terrific hub. Is it blasphemy to admit that my favorite part was the cartoon?


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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States Author

Thanks Nancy's Niche! I know a few goofy people too.

Thanks Journey!

Thanks Steve Rensch! Naw, I loved the cartoon too.


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jill of alltrades 7 years ago from Philippines

Great hub! That was fun!

You do get into some "situations", don't you? I love your spirit of adventure!


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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States Author

Thanks jill of alltrade! I'm not so sure that's always a good thing, but in my defense I'm a little more cautious in my old age.


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2patricias 7 years ago from Sussex by the Sea

Wow! never realised there was so much to know about the ostrich.

You really put in the research, as well as personal effort on this one.

Are you planning to ride any other strange wild animals?


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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States Author

Thanks 2patricias! Only have a camel ride in Egypt planned, after that plan to retire the wild animal riding.


ralwus 7 years ago

Yer one crazy lady Jeri! fun too. hehe great hub


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shamelabboush 7 years ago

I know that this poor animal , like other animals, are in great danger coz of it's feathers! Thanks


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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States Author

Thanks ralwus! I wear the badge of craziness proudly.

Thanks shamelabboush! Yes, but not as much as in the past. More in danger of loss of natural habitat.


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LRobbins 7 years ago from Germany

Great hub! I didn't realize how little I knew about ostriches, until I read it.


Am I dead, yet? 7 years ago

=o you can ride an ostrich? Wow. I am not brave enough for such an adventure. Jerilee, I enjoyed reading and viewing this one! The Dirty Jobs vid was ROFL!


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BrianS 7 years ago from Castelnaudary, France

I love these creatures just something intrigueing about them. They were bred for meat quite a lot in the UK for a while back in the 90's but this seems to have faded out now.


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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States Author

Thanks LRobbins! It wasn't until I took that little flying lesson on one that I decided to learn more about them.

Thanks Am I dead, yet? I thought the video pretty funny too.

Thanks Brian S! They are certainly interesting. That was the case here in America too during the 90's -- I think it has to do with pricing here.


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Aya Katz 7 years ago from The Ozarks

Jerilee, what a lot of different experiences you've had! So you have a list of 100 things to do and riding an ostrich was one of them? My list is much shorter, and I'm still working on it!


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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States Author

Thanks Aya! I think my list of 100 things to do was a little longer than 100, and riding an ostrich, camel, elephant, hot air balloon, etc. all made the list. I'm still working on my list that keeps modifying itself -- don't think it has to be chiseled in stone.


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Zsuzsy Bee 7 years ago from Ontario/Canada

Jerilee what a hoot of a hub. I just love your hubs as they remind me a lot of me and all the things (mischief) I have and want to get into still. I love the pics too especially the top one. The Emu so inquisitive and nosey. Our neighbor down the road was into emus and we went there a few times to see all the work that went into raising them for meat...but then I sold the farm and lucky (I think) for me the idea of raising emus fizzled away. Mind you I can honestly say that Ostrich riding has not made my 'to do list'.

Great hub as always

regards Zsuzsy


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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States Author

Thanks Zsuzsy Bee! I get the sillies whenever I am around them and turkeys too for some reason. My advice is that riding an ostrich should be scratched off all lists.


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Zsuzsy Bee 7 years ago from Ontario/Canada

I had to come back for that silly emu pic. I just can't get over how great that picture turned out. I just love it.

zs


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Peggy W 7 years ago from Houston, Texas

I did not even realize that people even tried riding ostriches! So this was my first eye-opener, and hearing about your bruising experience...while written in a very humorous vein...has me scratching that ride off of any list of mine. LOL


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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States Author

Thanks Peggy W! It wasn't anything I'd ever do again. I'd rather admire them from afar.

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