Rainbow Abuse: Go to Prism

Abused Rainbows

It could be argued that the unicorn folks are much farther along in rainbow addiction than I. Those folks have unicorns bleeding, urinating and even pooping rainbows. If you do some Googgling you will find something called unicorn poop. Unicorn poop is actually a cookie that is made to look like an puddle or pool, or plop of rainbow colored stuff. Now if that idea isn't rainbow abuse, I don't know what is!

Rainbow Abuse

What can I say, I stumbled upon a catchy phrase and I am milking that bad boy for all it's worth. I am almost certain that everyone has heard a phrase like "Use a gun, go to prison."

Well, that's where I got the phrasing from. Many if not most of us would rather "go to prism" than to prison.

But what may you ask, is rainbow abuse? Much of my art involves a lot of rainbow bright colors clashing and twisting around. I imagined that proverbial little old lady from Pasadena accusing me of abusing those poor rainbows to within an inch of their very lives!


Stretching The Rainbow

If you bend a rainbow into a circle and then stretch to the limit of rainbow endurance, that would surely qualify as rainbow abuse. Just below I grab a rainbow and stretch it until is screams.

You're welcome.

Abused Rainbow

Kissing Rainbows

Sometimes I get rough with a rainbow and force it through a transformation matrix without prior consent.

The Rainbow below seems to have developed a pair of carmine lips hidden in it's technicolor folds.


Rainbow Kiss

Voluptuous Rainbows

What is your favorite form of rainbow abuse?

  • Eating the rainbow--colorful vegetables.
  • Eating sweet sticky rainbows--candied rainbows
  • Smearing rainbows on the walls--some call this paintng.
  • Forcing a rainbow to hang on your car for dear life--a colorful car.
  • Wearing rainbows.
  • Watching a rainbow die--as the sun comes out after the rain.
  • Sleeping on rainbows--colorful sheets.
  • Steping on rainbows--multicolored shoes.
  • Getting gased by rainbows--oil slicks in the gutter.
  • Forcing rainbows to fly--scaring colorful birds.
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Rainbows Down the Drain

When you gotta go, ya gotta go, even if you are a rainbow.

It's Rainbows All the way Down

Rainbow Flush

When the unicorn can't hold it any more, you have to let it make use of the porcelain convenience.


Flushing Rainbows Down The Drain

29 comments

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Eiddwen 2 years ago from Wales

Very interesting and thanks for sharing.

Eddy.


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Victoria Lynn 2 years ago from Arkansas, USA

Interesting. I liked following the rainbow photos. :-)


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poetryman6969 2 years ago Author

Eddy thanks for dropping by.


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poetryman6969 2 years ago Author

Victoria, I am glad you liked the rainbows. Have a blessed day!


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Just Ask Susan 2 years ago from Ontario, Canada

I chose sleeping on rainbows - colorful sheets. Interesting hub!


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poetryman6969 2 years ago Author

Susan, I am glad you found the rainbows interesting!


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tammyswallow 2 years ago from North Carolina

Very unique! I like your creative writing.


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frozenink 2 years ago

Very creative and an enjoyable read. I like the pun in the title!


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poetryman6969 2 years ago Author

Thank You Tammy and Frozenink. I am glad you both enjoyed the piece.


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tobusiness 2 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Someone ought to report you to the rainbow police. :) Clever but nuts or should I say warped. I absolutely love it.


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poetryman6969 2 years ago Author

Thanks for getting crazy tobusiness!


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Denise Handlon 22 months ago from North Carolina

Absolutely love the title of this unique hub. YES! an attention catching title. lol Very clever.


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poetryman6969 22 months ago Author

Hello Denise. Thanks for dropping by. I am glad you liked the hub.


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Jackie Lynnley 22 months ago from The Beautiful South

Eyecatching and fun. Shared and up.


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jhamann 22 months ago from Reno NV

This is awesome fun! I am a fan of anything unicorn, my wife and I once contracted the Unicorn Flu at Burning Man and it took a few days to recover. Jamie


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poetryman6969 22 months ago Author

Thanks Jackie. I am glad you dropped by.

Jaime I get the feeling I don't want to know what the Unicorn Flu is. I hear they smoke those funny cigarettes and eat those "organically enriched" brownies at that Man Burning thing.


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pstraubie48 22 months ago from sunny Florida

Fun to follow a rainbow trail...abused or not...

Angels are on the way to you this afternoon ps


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AudreyHowitt 22 months ago from California

Loved this! What fun!


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poetryman6969 22 months ago Author

PSTRaubie and AudreyHowitt, glad you have fun with the rainbows. Be blessed and may Angels guide your way.


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Jo_Goldsmith11 22 months ago

What a catchy title! Great creative expression!

Interesting, beautiful and funny is how I voted.

Up and shared too. Looking forward to reading more of your work.

Nice to meet you. :-)


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poetryman6969 22 months ago Author

Hello Jo Goldsmith11. Aren't you a ray of sunshine. Thanks for the kind words. Be blessed!


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Nellieanna 22 months ago from TEXAS

Such an imagination! I'm glad you visited one of my hubs, so I know about you.


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poetryman6969 22 months ago Author

Glad to make your acquaintance Nellieanna. Thank you for the return visit. Have a blessed day!


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rebeccamealey 20 months ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

It's a colorful world and you relay that to use quite well here .Enjoyable hub!


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poetryman6969 20 months ago Author

Rebecca, I am glad you enjoyed the hub. Have a blessed day!


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Peggy W 16 months ago from Houston, Texas

That one with the carmine lips could be labeled "The Kiss." Oops...guess that is already taken by that famous Rodin sculpture. I guess Rainbow Kiss is a good a name as any. Ha! Quite amazing actually!


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poetryman6969 16 months ago Author

Peggy, I am glad the Rainbow Kiss found it's way to you. Have a blessed day!


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Donna Donnie 16 months ago from Bulgaria

Rainbows. Rainbows everywhere. Even if the rain is missing, you know a rainbow's somewhere there.


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poetryman6969 16 months ago Author

Thanks for dropping by Donna. Some people say that life is all Unicorns and Rainbows. Or Rainbows and Unicorns.

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