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Withdrawal

Janey was watching the clock. She was overdue for her break, again. The lead teller had done this four times that week. Janey had left his best friend earlier that week because he had put her picture on one...

0 comments    economy bank withdrawal
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Bathrobe Prophet Volume XX: Nothing is Wrong

It was Halloween night and I was of course ready for anything. Any party, any movie, any hell spun horror, any hottie in a costume. Anything and everything was on my mind. Nothing could surprise me and...

16 comments    god halloween evolution
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Fat @$$ Tax

The House Ways and Means committee has proposed a tax on sugary sodas and psuedo-juice drinks. Many on the left and right are decrying that this would hit poorer people and small retail business...

12 comments    energy obesity fuel
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Bathrobe Prophet Volume 5; Confessions of a Leper Messiah

The cloves burned my throat but only the slow burning oily spice made smoking cannabis joints economical. Some times you had to smoke a joint as opposed to the more common pipe or bong. I used a long dried...

9 comments    christian marijuana catholic
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Tales of the Smile Volume 4

"The scars? Well that is the saddest, funny story anyone's ever heard. It all starts with a foolish young man who dared to refuse to participate in a corrupt and evil system. Consumer capitalism rots the...

2 comments    break up batman capitalism
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How NOT to Address the Leader of the Free World.

Just another good old American Criminal To my Public Servants I would like to first congratulate you on your vast improvement over the previous ruling party and say that I approve of your efforts to bring...

14 comments    insurance health care paper
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MV Wilhelm Gustloff: Rust in Pieces

Now any who knows me, knows I tend to confine my sadism to consenting female adults, so why is it I have no pity for the 9000 thousand refugees that died when a submarine slammed three torpedoes into the...

15 comments    world war ii soldiers nazi
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Bathrobe Prophet, Volume 3: Revelations in the Carcinogenic Era

The flies buzzed around me, the only breathing pile of dogshit in a yard full of dogshit. My vacation pay getting ready to be deposited and until some shifts opened this was my life. Exercise, sun and clean...

8 comments    exercise writing job
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Tales of the Smile: Volume 2

"The more you try to change things the worse they get.  So stop squirming, it'll just hurt more." The lunatic laughed loudly and continued winding the thick steel wire around the man's ankle.  Dark short...

5 comments    politics drugs comics
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2010 and the Mid Terms of Doom

That's right political sports fans; only 17 months until the 2010 Mid-term Elections. Senate seats, Governor's mansions, and the entire House of Representatives are on the line. We have a right wing party...

13 comments    party congress democrats
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