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61Nancy Rebukes a Stiffening Peter
by Tim Hollis
According to the AP blab ‘Pelosi issued a statement Friday evening rapping (a gavel down on) Pete Stark, who is in his 18th term representing the liberal East Bay. "While members of Congress are passionate... published 13 months ago
60Class Warfare and the Military Draft
by Tim Hollis
Instead of instituting a draft for the upcoming plunge into World War III, why don't we make military service compulsory for those who most enjoy the spOILs of war? Starting from the super rich and working... published 14 months ago
54H.R. 1955: The 'Center of Excellence' Is Watching You
by Tim Hollis
Prevention of Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Guilty of every offense resident in its newspeakian lingo, radical extremist legislators have criminalized the eighty-nine per cent of Americans... published 12 months ago
1PetraeBusH Quagmire Surge Gains Traction
by Tim Hollis
Testifying before a credulous, pathetic and ineffectual Congress, General Petraeus was glued to his script in the rapt attention of a schoolboy reading aloud to the class. Struggling to decipher Cheney's... published 15 months ago
50Thanks To InfraGard Underarm Wetness Is A Thing Of The Past
by Tim Hollis
Are you up in arms over pesky American citizens exercising their rights to freely assemble near your military-industrial sweatshop? No need to sweat it. With an InfraGard card your worries are over, because a... published 10 months ago
55I Want To Beat Up That FCC‘King’ Kevin Martin
by Tim Hollis
Coleridge noted that "the most savage of men are not beasts. They are something worse...much worse." FCC Chairman Kevin Martin is much worse and is pushing for immediate unmediated media conglomeration in... published 11 months ago
45International Man of Misery Flees France
by Tim Hollis
The omnipresent omnipotent omnimpudent omnincompoop Donald (Awesome Powers) Rumsfeld is on the lam from torture charges filed in France. Running afoul of pesky and quaint laws he was whisked away from... published 13 months ago
1Centigrade 451: Chertoff Targets Discontent
by Tim Hollis
Every bit as depraved, deranged and demented as he looks, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has enlisted firefighters and emergency responders as his eyes and ears in the fight against discontent... published 12 months ago
1Warrants? We Don't Need No Stinking Warrants.
by Tim Hollis
Tony Snow, George Bush and Alberto Gonzales as the Three Amigoes standing on the Constitution, as usual. For more by Tim Hollis go To Iniquity, and Beyond: News from a lunatic-infested dirt clod... published 15 months ago
55CIA Toastbusters Logo: Who You Gonna Call?
by Tim Hollis
As a progressive graphic artist I looked forward to satirizing this logo, but came up with zilch. I thought about a Charlton Heston ‘cold dead hands' angle; a napalmed Michelin Man; a banned minstrel; a... published 13 months ago
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