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56Dana Perino as Nurse Ratched
by Tim Hollis
Ol' Chief Broom, they call me. I sweep along in demerol-abbreviated flicks across the gleaming dayroom floor. The Acutes and The Chronics are all in their TV places as Nurse Ratched scolds the Washington Press... published 12 months ago
50I Want To Beat Up That FCC‘King’ Kevin Martin
by Tim Hollis
Coleridge noted that "the most savage of men are not beasts. They are something worse...much worse." FCC Chairman Kevin Martin is much worse and is pushing for immediate unmediated media conglomeration in... published 10 months ago
56Thanks To InfraGard Underarm Wetness Is A Thing Of The Past
by Tim Hollis
Are you up in arms over pesky American citizens exercising their rights to freely assemble near your military-industrial sweatshop? No need to sweat it. With an InfraGard card your worries are over, because a... published 8 months ago
38PetraeBusH Quagmire Surge Gains Traction
by Tim Hollis
Testifying before a credulous, pathetic and ineffectual Congress, General Petraeus was glued to his script in the rapt attention of a schoolboy reading aloud to the class. Struggling to decipher Cheney's... published 13 months ago
54Larry Craig's Greatest Hits
by Tim Hollis
Tip Toe Through the Toilets Fools Flush In (Where Wise Men Never Go) High, Wide and Handsome Blue Suede Schmooze Behind Closed Doors Put Your Hand in the Hand The Night Has a Thousand Eyes Knockin' on Heaven's... published 12 months ago
49Secret Secret Secret Secrets
by Tim Hollis
A reading of Ted Gup's Nation of Secrets will leave your forehead smarting (if it isn't already) from self-inflicted slaps and wondering how it's humanly possible to love your country and not despise the... published 11 months ago
38Warrants? We Don't Need No Stinking Warrants.
by Tim Hollis
Tony Snow, George Bush and Alberto Gonzales as the Three Amigoes standing on the Constitution, as usual. For more by Tim Hollis go To Iniquity, and Beyond: News from a lunatic-infested dirt clod... published 13 months ago
57Nancy Rebukes a Stiffening Peter
by Tim Hollis
According to the AP blab ‘Pelosi issued a statement Friday evening rapping (a gavel down on) Pete Stark, who is in his 18th term representing the liberal East Bay. "While members of Congress are passionate... published 12 months ago
54Screaming Skull to Replace Eddie Munster? (Chertoff & Gonzales)
by Tim Hollis
DHS ‘head' Michael (Jolly Roger) Chertoff, replacement for outgoing DHS Secretary, Tom (Calling all Cars) Ridge, whom he replaced soon after replacing outgoing FEMA Secretary Heckuva Job Brownie, is rumored... published 13 months ago
54International Man of Misery Flees France
by Tim Hollis
The omnipresent omnipotent omnimpudent omnincompoop Donald (Awesome Powers) Rumsfeld is on the lam from torture charges filed in France. Running afoul of pesky and quaint laws he was whisked away from... published 12 months ago
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