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61An Arabian Afternoon at Ahmad's
*Just forget about having amnesia.*Beans are the pride of my fart.*I love it when I'm tossing salad, and some guy walks in with his cock dangling out of his pants looking for his keys, then he realizes that...
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55How Do You Do?
I'd like to introduce you all to a character I'm playing. It's a strange character, but, you have to give him a break for his oddities - he's unaware of this weirdness that circumvents him from being normal....
2 comments55morning at the theater
*I'm going to make sure I never take off these awesome pair of shades just in the off-chance that I'll die. Because what would be cooler then dying with shades on? You gotta look good to get into...
2 comments51The Morning After
If I wake up too early, I'll miss having the light wake me up. Instead I'll get to slowly simmer in the darkness and watch the light creep in, gently tip-toeing into my consciousness. It will then play a...
2 comments49I'm Just Playing - My Rock N' Roll Diary 2011
It was late, really late, in my lifetime: I was 82 years old before I decided that I wanted to become a rockstar. That's why I knew it was a bad idea. Nothing could wait this long before reaching my...
1 comment47Office Repossessed: the Fax and the Pound (Part One)
503.209.4092 ... 239.234.9594 ... 928.209.5890... the numbers had been punching in busily this hour. He was starting to get restless. Oh, the old antics where he'd punch in the wrong numbers were always great...
0 comments38One Time Only Jokes
These jokes will be a one-time use. They have a 5 minute timer and will explode once that timer is reached. Please, be careful with them. I've doused these jokes with a coolant making them acceptable in...
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