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How not to find a mail order bride

I am edging towards 40, single, in debt, and losing hair at an alarming rate.I can't afford an American woman. Not emotionally nor financially am I able to satisfy a woman of this culture so therefore I have...

51 comments    relationships humor funny
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How to make your stripper girlfriend presentable to your family

So you've found The One? while tipping a 5$? You won't find this in Maxim magazine. Playboy won't tell you how to do this.!So your new girlfriend is a stripper, dancer, exotic entertainer, circus freak or whatever you may want to call it. How do you introduce her to your family and tell them you date her? Very carfefully.humor][religion][humor article][writer wanted][freelance writer][will ferrell][laughing][jokes][funny movie][tv][best funny][funniest blog][funniest site]

43 comments    family humor funny
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A Funnebone Guide for Women: How to Improve Your Sex Life

Bad sex can kill a first date. There is nothing worse than dropping $8.95 at Red Lobster only to find out that your date is as sexually stimulating as a the towel isle at Walmart. In today's society there is...

22 comments    humor funny comedy
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My trip to the free clinic. No STD's but my pride was inflammed

I have only had an official sexually transmitted disease check up once in my life. It was not a willing visit rather a requirement by a new girlfriend who insisted I get a penile " all clear" before we moved...

18 comments    humor funny comedy
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The Sick Doctor: A spirit crushed.

I opened my office in January. I had left my father and sisters practice in order to do it my way. After working with them for several years the office had become filled with tension due to differing...

6 comments    story biography heath care
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The Second Time Around: A Jackie Whispers Mystery

A Cheeseball detective story containing all of the proper ingredients for an entertaining adult murder mystery: Strippers, corpses, profanity and humor.

3 comments    humor comedy mystery
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Eggnog Jenkins and the Flatrock Five

A funny childrens short story that kids and adults will enjoy. Clean humor and a strong storyline is proudly presented into my first story for kids.

4 comments    humor comedy childrens story
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On the water with Dad. A fathers day tribute .

In a world with such specific and predictable physical laws, life can be so unexplainable. Events and memories layer themselves like rings in a treetrunk. Each one a give but a glimpse of that period in which...

13 comments    short story dad boating
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Using numbers to justify celibacy

Love is not the magical coming together of two wandering souls that movie portray it to be. In fact when it comes to how to find a woman, I am starting to rely on numbers to guide me on my quest to find the...

5 comments    dating sex humor
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