Elderly Driver Halts Train and Traffic

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I grew up watching Mr. Magoo. That funny little old guy with eyes shut and coke bottom glasses, he always managed to run over something while driving to and from. If he would have had a real life elderly driver companion it could have easily been my mother in law.

Elderly driving issues can be a little sensitive to talk about. We don’t want to hurt our elderly parents or grandparents feelings by stripping them of their driving privilege or make them dependent on others for transportation. Neither do we want to get run over or put in harms way by elderly drivers. Maintaining their drivers license equals freedom and independence. Although they’ve been enjoying this privilege their whole lives, there comes a time when that privilege should be surrendered. When elderly drivers reach the age that eyesight and normal reflexes have slowed down, someone should say and do something. It is time to either voluntarily hang up the keys and sell the car or as responsible children insist that our parents do. It shouldn’t take an accident or the halting of a train to decide maybe they shouldn’t be driving anymore. As extreme as the train example sounds, it is a true story.

Granny and her Backseat Driver
Granny and her Backseat Driver
I hope I don't have to Slam on the breaks today.
I hope I don't have to Slam on the breaks today.


Several years ago I remember waking up to an early morning phone call. My husband rolled over in bed and picked it up. The caller was his brother and urged him to get up and tune in to the local news channel. Last time we got a call that urgent was on 9.11.2001. So, he immediately sprang out of bed managing not to trip over our two toy poodles that slept on the floor in our bedroom and scurried to the living room fumbling to find the remote to turn on the TV. From his brothers tone he knew it was important.

The news anchor was covering live an elderly woman driving her car on the train tracks. This older lady had managed to halt a Miami Train while driving herself to a doctors appointment. In doing so she had backed up traffic for miles during morning rush hour. Apparently confused while driving the elderly woman turned onto the train tracks and drove a ways before coming on to what she described as a huge blinding light. When she could no longer see she was forced to stop. The vigilant conductor fortunately saw the vehicle ahead and managed to stop the train 10 feet away from her car. What they didn’t disclose was whom the driver was. Imagine our shock to find out Mrs. Magoo as she is now known affectionately was my mother in law.

The police are called to investigate , a tow truck dispatched to remove the vehicle from the train tracks, and a crew checks for damage to the tracks. In the meantime Traffic in Miami during the most inconvenient time, morning rush hour is halted for hours.

The American Geriatrics Society reports that driving skills generally start to fade after age 75 (and sometimes as early as age 60). A recent study published in the Journal of Gerontology found that the number of severe crashes, driver fatalities, and pedestrian fatalities per mile traveled increases sharply once a driver becomes 65 years old.

Others that Shouldn't be Driving

Angry Drivers
Angry Drivers
People Multi-tasking
People Multi-tasking


My mother in law has been divorced for 22 years and has lived alone all this time. She has managed to drive herself , run errands and be punctual to all her appointments. The only thing is she is a creature of habit. She has never worked outside the home and doesn’t speak English. Sweet lady but if you ask her offspring they will tell you she does what she is trained to do. Cannot think outside the box, never has, never will. Coming upon a detour ... She did just that... Detoured right on to the train tracks.


I had been putting off writing this hub as I imagine some may be offended for what might be misconstrued as poking fun of elderly drivers. Mind you 66 is not that elderly in my book. I love my mother -in- law and I mean no disrespect . She’s a funny and totally dysfunctional lady. I have laughed more at her antics than I can ever explain here.

One other quick example would be her side swiping a truck and continuing driving. Well this other driver follows her home and calls the police. Upon questioning why she hadn’t stopped she responded , “I didn’t stop because I did not know the driver.” What ? !

Too Funny


    It took an incident like this to finally take my mother in laws car away. Something I had been privately discussing with my husband as this was not the only incident or clue that she should no longer be driving. Her visibility and reflexes had obviously deteriorated.

As sad as it is to take someone’s right to drive away, we all have to look at ourselves and our own parents and decide when enough time on the road is enough. There are some elderly drivers that are physically and mentally sharp enough to continue to drive but other cute little old Magoos out there are NOT. Everyone ages differently and while a 60 year old may be substantially sick and on medication which might dangerously slow down their motor skills, a 70 year old might be perfectly healthy to still operate a vehicle.

Remember to keep an eye on your elderly relatives. And if you see the elderly on the road at least be judicious and courteous and give them the right of way.

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Truth From Truth 7 years ago from Michigan

good hub, really entertaining.

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Bail Up ! 7 years ago Author

Truth -

Glad you found the humor in it. Thanks for your comment , always good to hear from you.

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fastfreta 7 years ago from Southern California

Your mother-in-law is hilarious, but did you say she is only 66? Oops I must be approaching the no driving age. LOL! My mother is 83 and is still driving, I don't know how good, being that she lives about 2000 miles away from me, and when I visit I have to drive. But I do know what you mean. I have seen some elderly people hardly able to move, get behind the wheel, and I nearly panic. Because my thinking is if they move that slowly, their response will be equally as slow. I guess we will have to be like Kenny Rodgers says, "know when to hold 'em and know when to fold them," (our driver's license that is). Very good hub.

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breakfastpop 7 years ago

Wow, I never considered 66 to be elderly! In any case, let's face it, some people shouldn't be driving no matter what their age.

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Bail Up ! 7 years ago Author

Hi FastFreta

HaHa - I love Kenny Rogers, wish I would of thought of using that song quote for this hub. I appreciate you stopping in and commenting. Hold on to that license I think you have all your faculties together.

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Bail Up ! 7 years ago Author

BreakfastPop Hi!

I don't consider 66 to be elderly but some bodies just break down before others. After all age is just a number. Is breakfast ready?

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tony0724 7 years ago from san diego calif

Bail Up dealing with Southern California traffic all I can say is good hub.I am only pushin 50 so hopefully I am still good for a few more years

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Bail Up ! 7 years ago Author


then I shall interpret your silence! You're good for at least another couple of decades as far as driving years :)

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Petra Vlah 7 years ago from Los Angeles

This is too funny Bail Up

How can anyone not love your mother-in-law; she is sweet and hilarious. I had a really good time reading it.

Thank you and please say hello to the 66 years old-young lady

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The Rope 7 years ago from SE US

Ditto Petra Vlah! It's funny, it's sad and it's heart warming - thanks for sharing!

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Springboard 7 years ago from Wisconsin

I remember driving with my grandfather quite a few years back (he's still alive and kicking at a ripe old 93 years old). We were making a left turn on a green light without an arrow. He saw the green and he hit the gas and started his turn. The now oncoming traffic of course wailed on their horns. My grandfather just smiled at me and quipped, "People are so impatient these days." Without saying it I thought to myself, "yeah, especially the ones you cut off."

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Bail Up ! 7 years ago Author


Yes, she does provide us with plenty to laugh about. I'll tell her I wrote about her and you send your regards. Thanks for stopping by.

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Bail Up ! 7 years ago Author

The Rope

You are plenty welcome. I appreciate your comment.


LOL , thanks for sharing. I'm guessing this was a few years back and he's no longer driving?! Tahnks for reading. Be safe out there on the streets :)

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Springboard 7 years ago from Wisconsin

The car is still in the garage, but I can't remember the last time he's driven. It's been at least a couple of years to be sure. Ironically it's also the same car he drove to my high school graduation, and graduated nearly 20 years ago. lol

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dohn121 7 years ago from Hudson Valley, New York

You're mother-in-law is one tough cookie. My father is 72 and drives faster than me! A few times, he asked to borrow my Honda Prelude for a spin because he misses driving stick. My response was, "Dad, maybe when you're older." :D

Thanks for sharing this story. I guess your mother-in-law finally got her 15-minutes of fame!

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Bail Up ! 7 years ago Author


You have to give your dad an "A" for effort though, he certainly tried to put that pedal to the metal. Incredible how our parents are still trying us, they are paying us back!

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prettydarkhorse 7 years ago from US

Hi Bail, I came to greet you and your family, Blessings for the holidays and thanks for the chance of knowing you here at HP< Maita

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Bail Up ! 7 years ago Author


Thanks for stopping in and for the blessings, I take all that I can get. Happy Holidays!

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KeithTax 7 years ago from Wisconsin

Excellent article. Funny and entertaining. And to think, I'm not the only Magoo fan.

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Bail Up ! 7 years ago Author


Glad you found this hub and Mr. Magoo entertaining. He is quite a character! I appreciate your comment, Thank You.

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jimcain207 7 years ago from HUMPHREY, ARKANSAS

wow--glad everything turned out okay. Never heard of a train stopping in time....and only 10 ft to spare!!and to think she is only 8 years than I am. Great hub.

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Bail Up ! 7 years ago Author


Glad you enjoyed this hub. It was fun to put together. Not everyone gets as lucky as she did.

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Chloe Comfort 7 years ago from Long Island

OMG - what a story - lol! I can just imagine it. Thank goodness the conductor saw her and she wasn't hurt.

BTW - I also grew up watching Mr. Magoo. He was a hoot!!

Kudos :-)

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Bail Up ! 7 years ago Author


Just like Mr Magoo, this lady has more lives than a Cat! Thanks for stopping in and reading.

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lctodd1947 7 years ago from USA

Funny and so true in so many instances. Great writing

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Bail Up ! 7 years ago Author


Thank you for reading. I'm glad you found it humorous. I like to find the "funny" in everything ")

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Ann Nonymous 6 years ago from Virginia

It's definitely an entertaining story for those of us who are not involved!!!! Several years ago I had the privilege of riding in the backseat of car as an elderly man drove, his wife happily sitting beside him. After several times swerving this way and that I realized it was not his humor that was controlling the wheel...Nothing was! He kept falling asleep! I was so scared but didn't have my license, what to do? I had to ride with him, oh maybe three more times after that, always on edge and always in duress. A couple weeks ago I woke up in the middle of the night from a nightmare where he was behind the wheel! Ah, the joys of driving and riding with the elderly! Excellent hub!

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Bail Up ! 6 years ago Author

Ann Nonymous -

Oh dear ! What a scary thought being driven by someone asleep at the wheel. I'll ride with Mr Magoo anytime!

Thanks for our comment.

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agvulpes 6 years ago from Australia

This is one funny story that turned out well in the end and some of the comments are funny as well. Just to add something to the discussion, there is a move in my state here to bring in the "S" plate for Seniors to display on their windscreens. How about that?

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Bail Up ! 6 years ago Author


What a great idea! That way we can identify them a mile away and stay clear. Are they working on the "T" for teens?

Train Track 6 years ago

Very funny story, glad it had a happy ending though! I think your right about taking responsibility. I have an old uncle who has what could be described as a very bad case of the shakes. He can barely hold a drink without spilling a good part of the liquid. Until recently he has been driving his car around but we had to tell him we thought it might be a good idea to quit as his acceleration and braking was somewhat jerky and we really had become concerned about the possible consequences for himself and others on the road. He agreed to give up driving, reluctantly!

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Bail Up ! 6 years ago Author

Train Track

That's exactly what I'm talking about. Noone willingly wants to relinquish the independence driving brings. Glad Uncle listened to you and saved himself and others from a potential unnecessary accident. Thnaks for topping by. Appreciate your story.

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