Cris A went challenge-mad

I rise to the challenge, like a ship on a tidal wave

 Cris A decided to start some kind of challenge thread on the forums.  Quite a good idea, I thought, and I enjoyed reading all the silly challenges, other hubbers were cooking up for each other.  But name appeared....I was challenged by that old codger, Ralwus.  He said, I must write a poem.  Oh Ralwus, you wiley rascal, here is my challenge poem! 

The challenge was set by a man called CC,

He expected me to fail miserably.

He said, “Write a poem!”

Oh, you cute little gnome,

Did you think that because of my large hips,

Words of poetry couldn’t escape from these lips?

Well, I accepted the challenge, never fear,

For the mistress of rhyme and poetry is here.

I can play with and twist a word or two,

You think I can’t, I’ll show you!

I’ll reach deep down inside my brain,

And catch a ride on that damn train,

Heading for the imagination station,

On the way collecting inspiration.

You think my writing fits in a box,

But this box has no locks.

It has no sides, it has no bottom, it has no lid,

The words flow, they fly, well I think they did.

And it’s what I think that really counts,

My words bounce!

So there, take that!

Next time you go to the forum and chew the fat,

Remember me –


Cindy Vine, teacher, author, mother,

Do you hear me, my brother?

Fear, Phobias and Frozen Feet,

I served you up a little treat,

To teach you about the effects of abuse.

Read it, you have nothing to lose.

And then there’s a story of a girl like me

In Stop the world, I need to pee!


What a mix is in this tub?

I do declare for all who read this,

That writing poetry is a piece of piss,

So CC my dearest darling man,

Next time, a stronger challenge, if you can?


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I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s profile image

I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s 6 years ago

Ahhhhhhhh, Ms. Vine here, is quite the Master bouncer! LOL :D

Very nice, Cindy! I am impressed, yet being an awesome writer and women, I would not of questioned, anyway! Thanks for the treat!

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emievil 6 years ago from Philippines

Wow, great stuff Cindyvine! Glad you took up CC's challenge. You can certainly write a poem. Dare I say - more, more, more!

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Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

I am sure can't fail the challenge. Thank you.

poetlorraine 6 years ago

well done you..... he is such a rascal..... but you beat him at his game nice one,,,,,,

look at your score, 99 come on come on we want a 100 again i remember the last 100

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dianacharles 6 years ago from India

Cindy Vine was thrown a challenge by CC

It helped keep her a wee busy at her PC

Now CV is not the kind who backs off

At challenges her hat she does doff

She gets into the ring, words from her fly

If you get in her oh my my!!!!

A thrust, a feint, a parry, a swing

I'm getting my sport mixed up in the ring :P

From CV's keyboard has emerged poetry and prose galore

And we keep coming back,wanting more and more........ :)

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Cris A 6 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Aha the woman stoops to conquer the old buffoon! Ha! Way to go Miss CinDivine! And yep, you can rhyme with the best in my book :D

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sheenarobins 6 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

Hahahaha. I enjoyed this thoroughly, Cindy! Good to read your funny thoughts again...and good to see you. :)

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alekhouse 6 years ago from Louisville, Kentucky

This is great, Cindy. You are so creative and so funny. Guess you showed him!! Where is this forum?...goin' to find it!

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Ralph Deeds 6 years ago

Pretty good, Cindy!

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cindyvine 6 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Ah, thank ye all, thank ye all, I curtsey before ye. Okay, it's a Sunday so I have to sound biblical, hence the 'ye'. Great poem Diana lol, and where is that rascal? The porous Walrus, or was it ralwus? Hmm that sounds almost sexic dyslexic.

ralwus 6 years ago

hahaha, as usual you are quite witty my Cindy, yes you are. LOL I had no doubts about it at all, but never expected this masterpiece. I love it! A true friend stabs you in the front. You got me right in the heart. Kudos, love CC

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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US

hi, nice one here, I see that this poem was made without an effort, hmmmm, I really like this poem, You are quite a nice writer, indeed !

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cindyvine 6 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Aye Ralwus, I know you knew I could do it! You are a true friend, would never set me up to fail! Luvya man!

Prettydarkhorse, I've always been good at rhyming, a bit like Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes type of stuff or Dr Seuss, not serious dark adult stuff though!

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eovery 6 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

I am not much into poetry, but this is sweet.

Keep on hubbing!

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Madison22 6 years ago from NYC

I love this, ha...awesome!

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dohn121 6 years ago from Hudson Valley, New York

Great poem, Cindy! I love it when friends can talk smack to each other in good fun :D I really do enjoy the camaraderie here at HubPages and this proves exactly why our community is the very best online! Thanks so much for sharing with us your poem to Charles. Good stuff!

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The Old Firm 6 years ago from Waikato/Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand

....And if your mind a thought won't visit,

Don't make your poems too explicit.

But you of course without preamble,

Succinctly stumped the damn'ble Campbell.

Cheers Kid.

ralwus 6 years ago

LOL, she did dint she Firm?

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cindyvine 6 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Eovery, it's cause I am sweet!

Madison, good you enjoyed it lol

Dohn HP is a great community and it pains me when you see people come and go.

TOF, haha I did, didn;t I? Left out sexual bits, it was a clean poem.

Ralwus, I read your dancing hub but my internet crashed before I could comment. I enjoyed it. Those dances were before my time though....just!

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Shalini Kagal 6 years ago from India

Haha - stumped Charlie, did you?

That was so enjoyable, Cindy - knowing the man, he's going to pester you for many more poems :D

Am I dead, yet? 6 years ago

Ha! Who even thought they could trump Ms. CVine! Hilarious!

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cindyvine 6 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Shalini,if he pesters me, I'll put him over my lap and give his butt a few slaps.

AIDY, yeah but Charlie wasn't stumped either, he wrote on excellent hub on 1950's dances!

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Paradise7 6 years ago from Upstate New York

Whoa, cindyvine, got 'em all, that time. Way to go! Whoo hooo!!!!!

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cindyvine 6 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

HEY, TA MUCHLY PARADIsE, oops, how did the caps lock go on?

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Mighty Mom 6 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

Cindy, the ante has officially been upped with this poem. I feel like an ancient Roman watching two magnificent gladiators do battle!

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cindyvine 6 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Haha MM, we might just lay our swords to rest and ride off into the sunset.

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Feline Prophet 6 years ago from India

Aha...Cindy you must have knocked the wind right out of CC's sails!!

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VioletSun 6 years ago from Oregon/ Name: Marie

HA! You did a great job in meeting the challenge! :) I am catching up with the hubs, have not been in the forums. This is entertaining. LOL!

ralwus 6 years ago

Haha, I will need to get a slow boat to Africa for my spanking. I just may enjoy that. LOL I have my thinking cap on and will come up with something dear Miss Deevine. Oh how I need to hug you in person. xox

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cindyvine 6 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

FP, don't think anything will knock the wind out of those sails.

Violet, yeah, haven't see you around for ages.

Ralwus, am waiting for you with open arms lol

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Daniel Carter 6 years ago from Western US

Having come in a wee bit late on all this hub challengery piffle-piff, just wanted to thank you for the giggles--yet again. In true style and form, always will be an admirer! Thanks, Cindy!

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cindyvine 6 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Hey Daniel, never too late to challenge someone to do something out of the box!

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Dolores Monet 6 years ago from East Coast, United States

So Cindy was a poet but we didn't know it. A charming response to a challenge.

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cindyvine 6 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Yeah Dolores, sometimes I manage to surprise even myself!

ralwus 6 years ago

Awaiting another poem about ants, or aunts. hehe No, I got a better one for ya. Jockeys. LOL I know ya can do that.

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cindyvine 6 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Ah, yeah, the jockeys...well CC, want to get Billy B finished, the first draft that is, then go back and look at all the suggestions and revisions suggested and start revising! Hey, did you see the cover for The Case of Billy B I sent you?

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cindyvine 4 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Cris A I will miss you. Rest in peace!

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