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Is This A Test?

I like to read the questions asked by other Hubbers. At times I find topics that I can write about. Most of the time I try to add humor to my answers. Guess I'm still a child.

As I go through these questions, I sometimes feel like I'm back in school taking a test. A lot of these questions can be Googled for the answers. Are some of you too lazy to type something in a search box? Seems to me that is easier and quicker then typing a question and waiting for replies.

Today I've run across the following questions. I'll even supply my answers.

In which country do we find the Amboseli National Park?

Since it is a National park, I'll guess Amboseli.

How much of a fresh apple's volume is air?

I didn't even know an apple could breath. I'd need more info. I think it would have to do with lung capacity.

What makes a good girl?

Personally I don't want to know. I only want to hang out with the bad girls, if you know what I mean. However, I'll answer. This is a trick question, there are no good girls!

How many husbands does cleopatra have?

Another trick question. She is dead, so she has none!

Hand cream and lotion?

Does this have to do with self gratification? I'm not touching this question.

How to combat cold weather?

Turn the heat on or try wearing a coat. Better yet, just move to a desert!

Is there any white hackers in here?

Now there is a racists question. Does it matter what color the hacker is. It's still illegal!

How can I see my house in Bethel. Ct.

I suggest you walk out the front door. Walk about ten feet, Turn around. Viola! your house! If it's not your house, run! The Police are coming!

Is hell real?

I know hell is real. I married the Devil's sister. She had to live someplace before she married me.

So those are a few of the questions that I just don't get. I've taken my test. Hope I pass. Why not take this test yourserlf. I warn you though, don't copy off of my paper.

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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn.

Well, I'm still laughing from question 1,2,5,7and 8! Especially 8 :) My favorite hubs contain plenty of humor so yes...this is defintely a favorite. I had better make sure I'm following you. Up!

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