Make Money On Hubpages Today

I am new to Hubpages and I want to know how to make money here?

By far the most asked question in the Hubpages forum and in the Hubpages answers section is "How do I make money here,"?.

Well you have come to the right place.

As someone who has been writing here for over eight years now and someone who has made a big bag of dollars from writing here I am going to tell you the secret of making money on Hubpages.

Below you will find Jimmythejock's 10 Step Guide To Making money Writing On Hubpages.

Follow these steps and you too could be a Hubpages millionaire like me.

Yes that is right I am a Hubpages Millionaire and you could be too, don't send me a check or your bank details because I am not a scam artist and I don't want your money, I don't need your money because I earn enough from my Hubs to run a small country.

Are you ready to make your fortune writing on Hubpages? then let us begin!

Hubpages is a fantastic source of income and once you know the true secret of writing here you will never look back and you will be richer than you could ever imagine!

Follow my 10 step guide and half an hour after you publish your first Hub you will have made your first $50.00.

It is a lot easier than you think and there is very little work involved but if you do choose work at it every day your earning potential is limitless and your bank manager will soon be your best friend, you will be making so much money that you could even buy the bank after a few weeks.

Before we get started please spare a moment to answer the poll below after all it is the least you can do for what I am going to tell you afterwards.

The simple fact is that if you answered any of the answers in the poll then this Hub is not for you.

$500.00 a day is small change compared to what you really should earning here, set your sights higher and you too could be earning thousands and thousands of dollars just like me.

There are a few friends that I have helped along the way with my 10 step guide that do not want me to reveal my secret to the entire Hubpages community because they feel that If I tell everyone that it will spoil it for the rest of us.

Paul Edmondson the owner of Hubpages loves me because I make him so much money and even he said "Please don't tell everyone the secret Jimmy, it could spell the end of a good thing we have!"

Anon Michigan, "Jimmy your guide really works, I own half of the state now!"

Anon Florida, "Jimmy Wow! I have only followed your guide for a week and already I have more money than I ever had in my life before!"

Anon Scotland, "See You Jimmy! I just bought my favorite soccer team thanks to your Guide!"

Anon India, "My Auntie is now my wife, Thanks Jimmy!"

There are only a few others but that is because I only shared the secret with 9 other Hubbers before now.

What are you going to do when you are richer than you can ever imagine?

Will you buy a yacht, a couple of Ferrari's a mansion or a castle?

The world is your oyster and you too could have it all just from writing a few articles online, and the best part is that you can be lazy once you have done the initial work because those Hubs will just keep making those big dollars week after week, month after month, year after year.

Drum Roll

The next capsule contains my 10 step guide, if you have a heart condition you are advised to leave here because the next capsule will shock you when you learn just how easy it is to be rolling in money.

These steps are so simple you will be wondering why you never thought of them before.

Are You Ready To Be Rich?

Then let us begin

Ten Steps To Utter Domination On Hubpages!

1. Join Hubpages (Simple Isn't it!)
2. Go into the forums and ask stupid questions. (example) How do I make money here?
3. Once your question has been answered, be nasty to the person or people who offer advice.
4. Go to the answers section and ask the same stupid questions, again be nasty when someone responds.
5. Go back to the forums and write anything even if it doesn't make any sense, make it as long a post as possible remembering to add links to shoes, watches, and anything else that you fancy selling remember your affiliate links.
6. Once you find that you are banned from the forums, rejoin Hubpages under a different user name and copy 20 articles off of the Internet and that is your first 20 Hubs.
7. Now make 5 hubs of your own work, all you need is a couple of lines and remember to include the word iPhone at least three times and around 50 pictures of your favorite Indian Auntie.
8. Wait, it can take up to 24 hours for your Hub to be approved.
9. Hub Not Approved, time to go into the forums again and kick up a stink about the refusal to publish your Hub. again be very nasty to anyone that responds.
10. Once your user name has been banned again, start all over again after all one of these days you may be lucky and slip through the net.

If you keep failing this way there is another option, try writing a Hub that has really bad spelling and grammar and makes not one Iota of sense to anyone who reads it.

The table below shows just how well this ten step guide really works.

Now the secret is out, yes I am that guy and that woman who keeps doing all of the things above with all of those different usernames and I am making the world a better place with all of the money I am earning by doing them every day.

The good thing is that there are other writing sites out there where I do the same thing day in and day out.

Why not give it a go for yourself and you too could be on the Forbes rich list before the year is out

Bill Gates actually comes to me for financial advice.

This entire article is bogus and should not be taken as real in any way what so ever, If you really want to make money on Hubpages it takes hard work and commitment.

Different things work for different people and you just have to try and find what works for you.

I am a Hubpages Millionaire though but not in money, I have had well over seven million hits on my Hubs and have made a good few dollars writing here over the years.

Happy Hubbing and Success to all of the real Hubbers out there.