Neptunian with 3 Navels in a Tube-Top

Neptunian with 3 Navels in a Tube-Top, rickzimmerman 2010
Neptunian with 3 Navels in a Tube-Top, rickzimmerman 2010

Many Neptunians — even those with more than 3 navels — prefer to run around in tube-tops most of the time. After all, the planet’s temperatures can often top -200 degrees Celsius (roughly -328 degrees Fahrenheit), and Neptunians generally start sweating at around -240 degrees Celsius (-400 degrees Fahrenheit). A dip in a pool of ice methane or ammonia can only cool one down so much.

Just about every species of Neptunian has some adaptation for dealing with the swirling seas of slipping ices of nitrogen and water and helium and hydrogen. This gal’s hyper-extended double-pronged feet are an example. The creature’s distinctive teardrop-shaped eyes have developed in response to the fierceness of Neptune’s winds: over 1300 mph. You can tell that this is a young lass, both by the bristliness of her tail spikes and by the cute patterns on her tube-top (oh so popular with Neptunian tweens these days!). She’s just 12 years old this week!

(Of course, 12 Neptunian years x 60,190 Earth-days per Neptunian year = the equivalent of about 1,977 Earth-years — so I guess you’re only as young as you feel!)

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poetvix 6 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country.

This is so very original, funny, creative and all around a too kewl read!

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rickzimmerman 6 years ago from Northeast Ohio Author

Thanks, poetvix! You might also like the Cactoose or The Whopper Spaniel. Regards, Rick Z

carole 6 years ago

Hi Rick,

Thanks for brightening up a dreary day, for me.

Great art work and an awesome immagination

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rickzimmerman 6 years ago from Northeast Ohio Author

Thanks, Carole, I aim to please! (When you get a chance, check out the Dog Not to Be Fooled With.) Regards, Rick Z

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GlstngRosePetals 4 years ago from Wouldn't You Like To Know

Awsome Hub!! Some how i thought maybe you might be refering to the eath planets people called the zonies from Arizona as the temps are somewhat close and the beer drinking male zonies always show off there beer gut, they may only have one navel whether it be an innie or an outie. But zonies always sport there sexy beer gut for all to see as this must be some sort of courting for the female zonies. Female zonies show there colorful purple and pink "gem troll" hair style. Most of them reside in a smaller town called Sun City. Thank you for such an entertaining article! Voted up, up and up!!!

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rickzimmerman 4 years ago from Northeast Ohio Author

So, are all zonies — both male and female — also required to have a tramp stamp?

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