Add A Sham And Some Poo??!!
Add a sham, and some poo and "Walla???!!!
I never
understood
putting something
that is both a sham
and poo????
in one's hair,
but we do,
and then we
are taken in by all
the claims of silky
smooth and shiny,
but wind up with
simply flat and dull...
only the very young
have that
sheen of gold,
or ebony, or
liquid chocolate
color which brings me
back to that
age old sham
and the word poo????
I must also expose
toilet water and what it means~~
who collects this
tainted liquid
and professes
to call it perfume.
such befouled
aroma is sure
to make one's
skin flushed
why not fountain of youth water
or nectar of daisy water.
and let's look
at Cheese Whiz,
first of all
I've never met
a cheese
that could
take a whiz,
and if i did why
would I want to eat it.
obviously I also avoid
head cheese
for any number
of reasons that
need not be stated.
Some poor creative
advertising departments
must have named
these products
on a hungover Monday
when no one was the wiser.
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