Can't Trust a Big Butt and a Smile! Or Can You?

Ok all you booty lovers you know who you are. You are the ones that wait for those stars like Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce Knowles and Kim Kardashian who are known for their bodacious backsides to appear so that you can get a glance. You know who all the big booty stars are and wait with bated breath for their appearance. What is the fascination with butts and specifically big old butts? I have no idea but it seems that music has recently started to reflect this fascination with the backside and here are a few songs from different genres to honor those blessed with curves.

 

BIG OLE BUTTLL COOL J

There is nothing better than an ode to the big ole butt. This song makes a girl proud to be blessed with curves because after all if the sexy LL appreciates the junk in the trunk then it is all good!!

BIG OLE BUTT – LL COOL J

 

FAT BOTTOM GIRLSQUEEN

What better way to make a big butt girl feel good then to tell her that she makes the “rockin world go round”.  That’s a lot of responsibility for a big butt woman to have, but I am certain she can handle it and the big ass too.

FAT BOTTOM GIRLS – QUEEN

 

DA BUTT  - E.U.

Now this is a different type of homage to the butt.  A little bit more of a sexual connotation but it is still a butt worshipping song.  And the song gives props to the butt and the main focus of this song; nothing like a one-tracked mind.

DA BUTT - E.U.

 

BABY’S GOT BACKSIR MIX A LOT

Probably the most famous dedication to the gluteus maximus is Sir Mix A Lot’s Baby’s Got Back.  After this song came out it was cool to have a big butt and even better for the big butt lover.  Suddenly PHAT backsides were being noticed.

BABY’S GOT BACK – SIR MIX A LOT

 

MISS NEW BOOTYBUBBA SPARXXX  

Booty Booty Booty rockin everywhere? This song goes as far as to say with a new booty a woman can make all her dreams come true! Really? If only it were that easy or maybe it is.    

MISS NEW BOOTY – BUBBA SPARXXX

 

MS. FAT BOOTYMOS DEF 

“Ass so fat that you could see it from the front.” Mos Def must be the ultimate ass connoisseur since he is able to see a big ass from the front, that is a powerful statement or else it’s a huge butt.

MS. FAT BOOTY – MOS DEF

 

BOOTY - ERYKAH BADU

Erykah Badu is in competition with another woman with a bigger booty but she is not threatened.  The other woman might have more than Badu does but she is not threatened by her abundance.    

BOOTY - ERYKAH BADU

 

HONKY TONK BADONKADONKTRACE ADKINS

Trace Adkins’ ode to the country booty.  Nothing more hilarious than listening to a country singer talk about booty; seems that ass crosses all genres of music.  I guess country girls have booty too and they should be worshipped as well.   

HONKY TONK BADONKADONK – TRACE ADKINS

 

BOOTYLICIOUS - DESTINY'S CHILD

Destiny’s Child talks about the benefits of being bootylicious and this coming from a woman who is known for her body, especially her backside.  This should be every woman’s anthem to their bodies.  Enjoy what you have even if it is in abundance.  Shake it girl!

BOOTYLICIOUS - DESTINY'S CHILD

 

TUSHZZ TOP

ZZ Top laments as they look for booty.   Nothing like being on a quest for booty again this has sexual connotations since the group is searching for ass.  Hey if you can find it downtown might as well go for it.  

TUSH – ZZ TOP

 

NOWASSITALLAISHA TYLER 

Aisha Tyler talks about her lack of booty in this song of woe.  Tyler talks about how inadequate she felt growing up as well as now because she has no ass.  This is a twist on the norm, a woman wishing she had more ass than she does?  Isn’t it usually the other way around or maybe the grass is always greener on the other side.

 

NOWASSITALL – AISHA TYLER

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Jennifer Lopez
Beyonce Knowles
Beyonce Knowles
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Laughing Mom profile image

Laughing Mom 7 years ago

Then mine should be extra-popular!!! :)


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

LM - That is because you are extra special. I knew I should have not read your comment while drinking. Nothing like snotting out Whiskey Sour!


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Laughing Mom 7 years ago

You and trooper22. We're going to have to get you some drinking lessons. :-) I bet it stung just a little bit!!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Stung a little bit....ummm no stung alot. lol. Yeah I can use some drinking lessons I am always committing some type of party foul.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine

TM, now I feel honoured to have a big butt!


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Laughing Mom 7 years ago

Well, let's schedule some lessons then. I can always use more practice!!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Cindy - You should you are in an elite class!!

LM - Hey practice makes perfect. I am willing to try and try again until I get it right!!


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Laughing Mom 7 years ago

me too!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

LM - I knew you were no quitter!! Bottoms up (well once the pills are finished).


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Laughing Mom 7 years ago

Just be sure to save me some!!!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

But of course!!


Auntie Bevy 7 years ago

That was great! I loved the videos and walking down memory lane. I remember watching sir mix alot, at the time I thought it was rude and crude, (only black girls had big butts back in the day). Now I have a better appreciation for the JUNK in my Trunk. I guess there's nothing better than passing by a mirror and taking a glance at what's still going through. Get my drift?? LOLO.


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Auntie Bevy - That is hilarious!! Yeah I know what you are talking about. I think its time to be happy about our bodies no matter what they look like.


Am I dead, yet? 7 years ago

xD thanks for the laugh TM! and the videos was the icing on the cake - I'm jammin'-


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

I don't have a big ass...cause I just laughed it off! ha, ha!


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Mighty Mom 7 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

This is a wonderful tribute to junky trunks! Not sure if you are old enough to remember this gem from the 1970s from Jimmy Castor Group (original song was called "Troglodyte" with the line: It's Bertha, Bertha Butt. One of the Butt sisters, you know!) This video cracks me up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaUUK2_ED70


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

TM

Those songs kick ass! Thanks for sharing. I didn't know there were many about the junk in the trunk! :D


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Teresa McGurk 7 years ago from The Other Bangor

So there's actually something I got that's fashionable? Cool!


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BkCreative 7 years ago from Brooklyn, New York City

Being a native NYer - well, here big butts were always popular. Remember the artist - I think from Texas who decided to draw only butts of women on the street -for a small fee? The line stretched for miles. We've always loved our butts here in BigButtNewYork!

This was fun to read - thanks!

HappyBigButtWoman


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Am I - Yeah it really is booty shaking music. Thank you.

Cristoph - Ha ha Thank you. I wish that worked for me. I would have to laugh a looonnngg time.

MM - That is hilarious I have never heard that before. Thank you for sharing. There are really soo many great songs about butts!!

Cris - There are really many more I only limited it to 10. I love em all.

Teresa - Yes yes big butts are in!! Woo hoo!!

BK - That is so great that NY has always been appreciative. I would have loved to see that artist's work. Thanks!


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Speaking of New York, you should have seen the Peurto Rican booty during the spandex days! Wowza! I was like, "Give me a wheelbarrow cause I'm takin' that home!"


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Christoph - LMAO!! That is funny.


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

TM....gotta love the booty.....bootylicious. I think our own JJ would make the list of most bootylicious hubbers....hmmm....giving me ideas. I love the Fat bottom Girls song......make the rockin world go round indeed.


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

R - Yes being a booty lover is a good thing. Ideas? Hmm interested to hear.


Janetta 7 years ago

LMOA That Aisha Tyler song was to funny--loved it!! I guess the grass is always greener :)


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Janetta - I love Aisha Tyler and her song too. She is hilarious!!


Erick Smart 7 years ago

With that title I had to stop in and give this hub a read. Nice look into booties and the music that celebrates them.


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Erick - Glad that you did stop by and that you liked!! Thank you.


Pachuca213 7 years ago

I loved it...I am so happy to see a BIG BUTT HUB...I have been told my whole life what a Ghetto booty I have. As a kid I was teased but once I matured into a womans figure it was ALL GOOD...and I was told it looks nice. But anytime those songs like LLCoolJ's, Sir Mix-a-lot or Bootylicious came on you know who everyone would look at...LOL

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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Pachuca - Nothing like getting positive reinforcement about your posterior. Shake that money maker!!


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Haute Coco 7 years ago from Georgia, USA

this is a good one! growing up I was always had a small waist, long Legs and a rond Butt! I was constantly being picked on. But now I know the other girls were just jealous! I enjoy being a little more "plump in the rump" than most women. (and of course my husband does too!)


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

There you go HC! I am certain your hubby loves it. There is nothing wrong with a round bottom let the haters hate!


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NightFlower 4 years ago

ok I knew i liked you when I read the other hub I can't find yet but will. you do realize now that the mannequins in department store have big booties too now. LOL, i'm loving the hub. Voted up and sharing. Thanks


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Triplet Mom 4 years ago from West Coast Author

Thank you NightFlower. Its about time we honor big butts!


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NightFlower 4 years ago

here, here -smile


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ThoughtsWriter 19 months ago from America

Some classics in there. Thanks.

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