Computer Jokes and Riddles

What does WWW mean?

World Wide Wait

Why was a bug in the computer?

It wanted a byte to eat.

Why are computers male?

Because you have to turn them on to get them to do anything. Because computers are supposed to solve problems, but most of the time they make the problem worse. As soon as you get one, a better one comes along.

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the computer keyboard?

The space bar

What does Windows stand for?

Will Install Needless Data on Whole System

Why are computers women?

Because as soon as you have one, you end up spending most of your money on maintenance and upkeep for it. No one understands how they think.

What does the BASIC programming language acronym really stand for?

Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

How do you know your computer is getting old?

It keeps losing its memory.

What is a daddy computer called?

Data

Have you heard of the Adam and Eve computer virus?

It takes a few bytes out of your Apple

What does IBM stand for?

It's Being Mended or... Idiots Built Me or... It Barely Moves or... I Blame Microsoft

Signs That Buying Your Computer Model May Have Been an Unwise Decision

You open up the inside and the only chip you find is a Lay's.

The last sentence in the user's manual is Good Luck!

Your computer makes an excellent paperweight.

Don't you wish your life was like a computer? If so, you could-

Press Ctrl, Alt, Delete, whenever you wanted to start all over.

To add or remove someone from your life, just go to settings and click control panel.

Adjust the display settings to change your appearance.

Put sound on mute when your boss or significant other starts nagging.

What happened after the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.