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Weird Horse - Equine poetic genius
Weird Horse - Equine poetic genius

Twitter Can Be Just About Having A Laugh

Some of you may never tweet.

You may never go near Twitter even but I urge you to reconsider and follow Weird Horse.

We all need humor in our lives and Weird Horse, that quirky equine tweeter will provide it every day though I'm still not sure how he manages to type in 140 characters with his hooves.

I love funny Twitter accounts and as well as my other favourite tweeter, @Queen_UK, I am now addicted to the Twitter account of Weird Horse. Weird Horse is very funny!

Weird Horse Likes To Tell Jokes

"A donkey just passed out in the barn. He's in a stable condition, lol."

"A cow just told me that he prefers the 100 metres sprint to the hurdles. That's racist."

"Just went to the dentist at 2:30 but couldn't tell the tooth hurty joke because he doesn't understand neighs."

"The hairdresser is here to give me a hair cut. He is the mane man, lol."

"Farmer just spilled some coffee on his pants. They must be cappu-chinos lol."

"Farmer has a fear of The Simpsons. He's Homerphobic."

Yes, Weird Horse has a weird sense of humour and if you like sophisticated humour, then Weird Horse is not for you - he's just silly.

Another weird horse.  A relative perhaps?
Another weird horse. A relative perhaps?

Weird Horse On The London Olympics And Other News

As well as being an equine japester and poet, Weird Horse also enjoys discussing the current topic of the day. He is one switched on gee-gee.

"Just carried the Olympic torch but slipped on a worm, dropped it onto some hay, set fire to the barn, killed a cow and made Seb Coe cry."

"Hiding in the stables reading Fifty Shades of Hay."

"Farmer is reading an erotic novel about the manual transportation of horse-feed. It's called Fifty Spades of Hay."

As you may have guessed from the tone of his tweets, Weird Horse is all about living on a farm, near a barn with other creatures. Setting up a funny or silly Twitter account needs a sort of 'niche' subject.

Weird Horse is no different than any other celebrity setting up their own Twitter account, except I suspect Weird Horse was created as a bit of a sarcastic take on a lot of those celebrity tweeters who tweet about pretty much nothing!

Weird Horse is not alone on the farm - there is also a Twitter account for his owner, @Baffled Farmer.

Baffled Farmer replies to tweets but in general, is not an eloquent man. Usually, we only hear anything interesting from him if it is retweeted by Weird Horse. And another Twitter account under the name of @Weird City Police completes the picture (so far).

This creates some interactive tweets between the 3 accounts. Weird City Police usually just sent reportage tweets which Weird Horse retweets. There is a sense though that whoever created these accounts is having fun giving us a sort of 'farmville' in tweets but this is all about the laughs.

I suspect it is only a matter of time before other animals from the farm start tweeting. Some of the goats and cows sound like they're having an interesting time :o).

Weird Horse before his trip to see the dentist.
Weird Horse before his trip to see the dentist.

Weird Horse - Observations on Life With Other Creatures On The Farm

"Trotting at speeds impressive to even the speediest of goats."

"Stealing milk from an unconscious cow."

"Watching clips of sheep shearing on EweTube."

"Trying to talk a suicidal goat down from the barn roof."

"A cow just made eye contact with the milkman and had a nervous breakdown."

"Just gave a cow a Happy Meal but the cow called it a Sad Meal because there's dead cow in it lol."

"Re-reading Fifty Shades of Hay for the fourth time. I'm up to the chapter where Christian Hay trots up to a cow and sucks its udder."

"Just told a turkey to cluck off lol."

"Galloping at speeds not recommended by veterinary surgeons and cows."

"Just tried to kiss a moth but ended up head-butting it to death."

"An insect just got upset and killed another insect. I think it's Sadant Hussein."

"Someone has planted a bomb in the field. It must be Ofarmer bin Laden."


Hooves Like Jagger teeshirt - not for sale and can't be worn by Weird Horse
Hooves Like Jagger teeshirt - not for sale and can't be worn by Weird Horse
Coldplay on Tour with Weird Horse
Coldplay on Tour with Weird Horse

Weird Horse Plays With Song Lyrics

Not unlike @Queen_UK who enjoys messing about or giving alternative renditions of song lyrics, Weird Horse does like to put his own equine twist on some hit songs.

He loves Coldplay's 'I Used To Rule The World'

"I used to rule the farm, cows would moo when I left the barn, now in the morning I sleep alone, with a mane I used to comb."

The Bee-Gees are a favourite of his.

"Tragedy. When you kick a twig and it hits a pig it's tragedy."

Lady GaGa is a big favourite, here's his rendition of Bad Romance

"I want your ugly, I want your disease. Farmer is cautious when he's handling cheese, he wears a glove. Glove glove glove he wears a glove."

And Wheatus are also a favourite

"I'm just a teenage horsebag baby."

And Gotye's recent hit 'Somebody That I Used To Know'

"But you didn't have to cut mane off. Make out like we never trotted and that we were nothing."

And of course, Maroon 5 'Moves Like Jagger' gets the Weird Horse treatment too.

"I've got the hooves like Jagger."

October 4th - Weird Horse is cashing in on the latest craze.....

"Trotting around the farm, Gangnam style."

A Real Weird Horse - Or Maybe Just Weird Owners

Weird Horse - How To Be One of His Followers

I hope I have convinced you that if you need something to tickle your chuckle button every day, Weird Horse is a good place to start.

Weird Horse is one of Twitter' sillier tweeters but we all need some silliness in our lives from time to time and Weird Horse is very funny.

You can sign up for Twitter by clicking here. Go on.....Weird Horse is waiting for you with the goats, pigs, geese, swans, slugs, snails and cows. Who knew a day on the farm would be so much fun.

Many thanks for reading.

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Vellur 2 years ago from Dubai

Thank you for the share, am off to follow Weird_Horse. We all need a good laugh every day.


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royson 2 years ago

Hahaha have got to follow Weird horse


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Michal jackson 3 years ago from Chicago

I am following this hub because it was very interesting . I hope you will share more like this...thanks, but this is the funny hub!


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Jools99 3 years ago from North-East UK Author

Linda, glad you liked that crazy gee gee!


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Jools99 3 years ago from North-East UK Author

Nell, ha ha. Weird Horse'd versions of lyrics are some of my favourite tweets by him.


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Jools99 3 years ago from North-East UK Author

Mary, thanks for your comment - Weird Horse will make you titter, and silliness is good for the soul.


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Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

This hub is a hoot and holler! As is Twitter. I've been a twitterer for over 5 years. Off and on. It's perfect for my short attention span :)


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England

Hi jools, came back for another read, and still hilarious! I do love this one the best:

"I want your ugly, I want your disease. Farmer is cautious when he's handling cheese, he wears a glove. Glove glove glove he wears a glove." haha! brilliant! voted and well, tweeted!


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mary615 3 years ago from Florida

Got to check this weird horse out...I need some silliness in my life. I tend to get too serious.

I wish I had more time to read Tweets. I use my account to Tweet Hubs mostly, just as I will Tweet this one!

Voted UP and will share.


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Jools99 3 years ago from North-East UK Author

Michelle, thanks for your comment and share - we all need to make space for silliness in our lives :o)


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midget38 3 years ago from Singapore

I am following this fellow because he will make my day! Thanks for sharing, Julie!


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

If ever I need a chher up, it's the first place I go! :o)


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TesstheScribbler 4 years ago from At Home

I bet it's worth it! Those quotes were hilarious. My husband always does puns. And he definitely enjoyed the horse's jokes =)


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Tess, I hardly ever tweet but I like to go to Twitter just to read this crazy horse's silly page.


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TesstheScribbler 4 years ago from At Home

I did not have a twitter account, not I WANT ONE!! This hub is SO FUNNY! I'm going to share it facebook and hubpages. ;)


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Neigh, neigh Jen, it was nothing........ :o) thanks for your comment.


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jenbeach21 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

Too funny! Thanks for the laughs after a stressful day.


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Dreamseeker2, Weird Horse is very silly, but we all need a good laugh every day.


dreamseeker2 4 years ago

Too cute and full of horse sense. lol! : ) Had to read this one, as I have always wanted a horse but never had one. Its still in the dream though...somewhere down the road. Loved the humor you expressed in your horse hub. : ) Thanks for sharing the fun with us!


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Nell, I am not much of a tweeter but I just love Weird Horse. He makes me laugh out loud.


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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Hi Jools, love the fifty shades of hay joke! lol! really funny stuff, voted up and shared! nell


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Nyamache - Hi! Thanks for dropping by and leaving a comment. I agree, we all need a bit of fun in our day and this is quick easy way to get a fun fix :o)


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Nyamache 4 years ago from Kenya

This is really funny. People will love to read funny tweets that cheer them up. I also use twitter but I tweet articles and hubs I find funny and worthy sharing.


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Cyndi, thanks for your comment. So glad you liked Weird Horse and he has many, many followers on Twitter - just a bit of equine silliness :o)


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cclitgirl 4 years ago from Western NC

Ommigosh! This is freakin HILARIOUS! I can't believe I missed this right when you published it. I'm not kidding, my stomach hurts and I have tears streaming down my face - those tweets are TOO FUNNY!! I bet his has A LOT of followers. Thanks for sharing this - you absolutely made my day!


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Stephanie, Many thanks for your comment. Maybe it loses something in 'translation' I think Weird Horse may be a British equine :o)...he has a very English sense of humour.


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Stephanie Henkel 4 years ago from USA

I must not be getting enough silly in my day because I actually had to think about some of those Weird Horse quotes before I got them! Thanks for the laugh today! Voted up and shared!


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Rolly, glad it made you titter :o) Thanks for the comment and visit.


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Terrye, sorry! But we all need a dose of silliness every day :o)


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Rolly A Chabot 4 years ago from Alberta Canada

Far top funny... Thanks for the post...

Rolly from Canada


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

Gee, thanks Jools! Just what a needed...ANOTHER online addiction that distracts me from writing! :) loved it! Voted up and sharing! :)


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Jackie - Many thanks for your comment. Alas, I am a bit like you for tweeting; I am still sort of learning all about it and not trying hard enough :o)....I'll give it a go soon!


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Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

This was fun. I put something on twitter now and then but guess i really don't take advantage of it. How about tweeting me something now and then and maybe I can get into it. Thanks, whatever you decide.


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

girishpuri - thanks so much for your comment - Weird Horse always provides me with laughter every day :o)


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girishpuri 4 years ago from NCR , INDIA

hilarious , refreshing , great hub, voted interesting


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Mohan, I do not really tweet myself - haven't got a clue but I do pick up the funny stuff - keeps me chortling! Many thanks for your comment.


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Docmo 4 years ago from UK

Funny ha ha, Julie, proves one could entertain in 140 characters or less. Twitter brings out some corking one liners from people. Weird horse sounds promising from your entertaining hub! Thanks.


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Mary, thanks for your comment - glad Weird Horse raised a smile :o)


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tillsontitan 4 years ago from New York

Whether we follow Weird Horse or not, your hub was certainly entertaining. A little silliness and a lot of laughter keep up light-hearted! Thanks for the introductions to some great silliness on Twitter, the world could use a little more.

Voted up, funny, and interesting.


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Cogerson, his song lyrics alone are worth the visit...Tragedy, when you kick a twig and you kill a pig, it's tragedy :o) Bruce, many thanks for your comment.


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Cogerson 4 years ago from Virginia

After I send this comment, I will be headed to twitter to follow Weird Horse. Lots of funny things in your hub....I love to laugh....although I find it hard to find things that truly make me laugh....based on your examples I feel I will be able to find laughs there. Thanks for sharing this twitter account.....voted up and funny.


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

rcrumple - Many thanks for your comment. I am not much of a tweeter myself but like you, I do like to laugh and make others laugh, every day if possible :o), I go onto Twitter just to read the likes of Weird Horse and @Queen_UK which is also very funny. Well worth a visit if you get the chance.


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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Thanks for allowing Weird Horse his spotlight!

At one time in my life, my goal was to make everyone I met laugh at least once a day. I hoped that this would "lighten the load" life drops on us and just allow them the right to enjoy instead of the weight of the world.

Weird Horse is a great example of making people laugh. Although I've never been to Twitter, he's a temptation, to neigh the least!

Up & Funny & Interesting!


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Christy, many thanks for your comment. I am sure Weird Horse will brighten your day :o)


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ChristyWrites 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

I am now following Weird Horse on Twitter... just took a peek and I'm already laughing! Thanks Jools, this will help get me through some long days. I am sharing.


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Daniel Akita 4 years ago from Ile -Ife,Nigeria

A funny hub. Not many people really twit. The reason maybe that twitter is not as popular as facebook.


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Deb, glad you liked it - it's ok to groan at some of his stuff :o)


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DeborahNeyens 4 years ago from Iowa

Some of these really made me chuckle. A couple made me groan a bit. I especially like the twist on lyrics. Voted up and funny.


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Gypsy Rose Lee, thanks for commenting and yes, go follow the gee gee - he makes me smile whenever I visit him :o)


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Voted up and funny. This was great. Thanks for the laugh it made my day. Now I think I'll go and follow that Weird Horse. lol


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

carter06 - definitely one of the funniest Twitter accounts of the moment. Great comment last week that I did not include "at the fence signing autographs for short-sighted Sarah Jessica Parker fans." Oh he's such a naughty horse! :o)


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carter06 4 years ago from Cronulla NSW

This is the funniest horse I've ever heard!! what a hub jools you really cracked me up:) Of course if you let me no your tweet name I am happy to follow you jools? Voted up, funny,awesome,shared & tweeted...


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Icematikx 4 years ago from United Kingdom, Staffordshire

No problem Jools99, it was a funny read :)


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Icematikx, many thanks for your comment :o)


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Icematikx 4 years ago from United Kingdom, Staffordshire

Haha this is was one funny read. Nice and unique - thanks!


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Julie, great minds think alike! Give me a bit of silliness every day and I'm a happy bunny :o)


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Julie DeNeen 4 years ago from Clinton CT

Hilarious! I'm always on the look out for weird and funny! thanks :)


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Bill, I'm bringing smiles today :o), glad to be of service.


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Oh how hilarious is that? Thanks for the great laugh Julie! You made my morning!


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Kelley -my daughter introduced me to Weird Horse but now I'm addicted! Many thanks for reading, commenting and sharing :o)


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Akram90, you are a man of few words :o), many thanks for laughing!


kelleyward 4 years ago

Jools this was so funny. I've never heard of Weird Horse but I'll add him to my Twitter account soon. Thanks for the laugh! Voted up, awesome, and funny. Shared. Kelley


akram90 4 years ago from Bangladesh

ha ha ha ha


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

Josh, thanks so much for your comment -you are always there to cheer on my hubs and I appreciate it :o)


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK Author

unknown spy - Weird Horse is my daily 'go to' site now - just plain daft but I love him :o)


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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

Hahahaha this is one fun hub!


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Julie,

This was way too funny! LOL I thoroughly enjoyed this hub! Thanks for giving me a laugh this morning Julie!

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