How To Avoid Jehovas Witnesses
Simple Ways To Get Rid Of Them!!
Have you ever been disturbed by Jehovas Witnesses knocking on your door?
Its always at the most inconvenient time isn't it, and if that aint the worst part, you answer the door because you did not see who it was knocking.
Then they give you the talk about how Jesus saves and how your going to hell and they are right and you are wrong, when all you want to do is get back to the show or film you were watching on the TV, because its getting to a good bit and you dont want to miss it do you?
Well they know this you see, because they read the TV guide as well and always choose to annoy you at the most crucial part of a film, so I have come up with my simple way to get rid of them....
How to get rid of a Jehovas witness in 3 minutes lol
Best thing to do when they knock on the door is as follows:
1 take a carving knife and cover it in tomato ketchup
2 Answer the door
3 Get some one to scream in the background
4 When the witness talks to you, turn and tell the person screaming "Get back on that alter, I need to sacrifice you for the future happiness of my life"
5 Witness runs away
6 Close door.
Works every time and now they never come, and can watch my television in peace and quiet without being made to feel guilty for enjoying myself...
Honestly the worst part about it is that if you wanted them to contact you in the first place you would have gone to them...
There is of course another way to get rid of them,
When they knock on your door answer it and say " I am so sorry but I am really busy at this moment in time, so if you give me your address I will come and knock on you when I get a spare moment." They soon get the hint..
You could also tell them that you are gay and proud, that seems to have an effect on them too...
Here are some great ones from youtube they are hilarious
There are hundreds more of these videos but these are my favourites, have a good look about and see what you can find will help you to evade being disturbed by Jehovas Witnesses....
Good Luck :)
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