Movie Quotes Obscura
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective-
We're talking paranoid delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room. Cozy... if you're Hannibal Lecter.
Addams Family Values-
You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.
Addams Family Values-
Amanda: Why are you dressed like somebody died?
Wednesday: Wait...
Airplane-
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Aliens-
Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!
American Pie-
She's gone! Oh my God! She used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
Animal Crackers-
You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and that's not saying much for you.
Animal Crackers-
You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open.
Antz-
I think everything must go back to the fact I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension-
Where ever you go, there you are.
A Brady Bunch Movie-
When you tell on someone, you're not only telling on them. You're telling on yourself.
A Brady Bunch Movie-
Cindy, you know by tattling on your friends, you're really just tattling on yourself. By tattling on your friends, you're just telling them that you're a tattletale. Now, is that the tale you want to tell?
Bring It On-
Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded.
A Bug's Life-
First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.
Carrington-
Lytton Strachey: I tend to be impulsive in these matters... like the time I asked Virginia Woolf to marry me.
Dora Carrington: She turned you down?
Lytton Strachey: No, she accepted. It was ghastly.
Casablanca-
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick Blaine: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Louis Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Citizen Kane-
Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.
Clue-
Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage
Clueless-
Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.
Clueless-
Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization?
Coneheads-
Neighbor: All men are pigs!
Prymaat: Ah, pigs: an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate that defecates the same place it consumes.
Neighbor: Exactly!
Deconstructing Harry-
The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you,' but 'it's benign.'
Dude, Where's My Car?-
Jesse: Have you seen my car?
Christie: Yeah.
Jesse: You have?
Christie: Well, I saw the backseat.
Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.
Dumb & Dumber-
Lloyd: What's the soup du jour?
Waiter: It's the soup of the day.
Lloyd: Mmm... that does sound good.
Fight Club-
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Heathers-
Veronica: This may seem like a stupid question...
JD: There are no stupid questions.
Veronica: If you inherit five million dollars the same day aliens tell the earth they're blowing us up in two days, what would you do?
JD: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard!
Heathers-
I was impressed to see that she made proper use of the word 'myriad' in her suicide note.
Hijacking Hollywood-
Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas-
One man's compost is another man's potpourri.
