The Part of a Man, That Drives Me Crazy
Thank you sooooooo much, rdfrank67 on Flickr for this photo!
What The Rains Brought
I write this as the torrent of male focussed hubbing comes to an end. After visiting a couple of "Its Raining Men" hubmob hubs, I felt the need to compile this one. Notice I said compile not write, as this is a sensory hub not a literary one. After checking out Teresa McGurk's Men in Jeans hub. I was kinda surprised at my reaction. I thought, I like men, I like jeans, I like men in jeans, why weren't these pics doing anything for me? Her hub might however blow your hair back, so you should take a peek. I admit with Brad's picture, I almost felt a breeze.
I also stopped in and read, KCC Big Country's, Do Women Love Men with a Six-Pack? hub. I say read becuase I think there were words there. Thinking back now I'm not sure though. You might want to check and see if indeed there were words, perhaps strung together into lovely sentences even. Again though, all I felt was a general appreciation of the male form. Starting to think I might have a fever or something. My temperature dropped immediately when I accidentally tripped over this hubmob hub, Six Packs, Heck, Real Men Have Kegs, by eovery. I recommend that you avoid this hub at all costs and avoid the Topless Car Wash video at the bottom. Seriously just don't go there, or here.
Research, Research, Research
So, if it wasn't baggy jeans, that left everything to the imagination, nor the perfect hard as a friggen rock set of abs, what then was gonna float my proverbial boat? I mean, I know where my weak spot on the male anatomy is, but do they take pictures of it? And what the hell is it called?
What is a girl to do but google the night away. I sweated through hundreds of pictures. Yes, literally they made me sweat. I waded through articles about this body region. Mostly involving rashes and strange navel pain. Not sexy. What I found was there is no name for this little yellow brick road. At Least, the Urban Dictionary says, "not yet." Its below the belly button and above... can I say pubic hair line on hub pages? Above the waistband. This of course is just my personal opinion, but I don't need to see "Never Never Land" to know its there. And guys its not as pretty, although vital, as you seem to think it is.
Where as, this nameless and delicious little piece of property north of the border, makes me suck air and forget to exhale. I call it inviting. I call it promising. And sometimes I call it lickable. Hey, but that's just me.
Ya, this one is lickable! Thanks again rdfrank67 of Flickr. (He calls this photo "Hard Work" hee hee)
Let's face it. Nothing sexier than a man who cleans.
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