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Things That I Would and Would Not Say to a Gorgeous Vegas Showgirl

Updated on October 30, 2014

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This is a piece that I call my “Hub Length Experiment,” and for good reason. Recently I was doing some hub-hopping and enjoying myself reading the hubs of new hubbers, writer’s from all-over, and to be totally-corny, something amazing happened. Out of the number of various hubs that I read, I found out that the shorter the hubs, the more comments they had.

Now I am not about to tell you that producing short hubs will always guarantee over 100 comments, but I will tell you that one short hub I read, had well-over 70 comments varying in size and content. It was staggering to my thinking. The subject of the hub was something non-controversial and very normal. That too, was staggering to my thinking, because usually, a controversial hub filled with some unknown information, or some ancient secret, you would think, would get hundreds, maybe thousands of comments.

(from left), Beautiful Vegas showgirl being admird by Lou Costello, and Bud Abbott, famous Hollywood comedians
(from left), Beautiful Vegas showgirl being admird by Lou Costello, and Bud Abbott, famous Hollywood comedians | Source
Beauty should be her middle name
Beauty should be her middle name | Source
Men, don't you just "go to jelly" at the sight of such a gorgeous showgirl?
Men, don't you just "go to jelly" at the sight of such a gorgeous showgirl? | Source

Not so with the materials I read. So with my amazing discovery, I am going to write this hub entitled:

Things I Would And Would Not Say to a Gorgeous Vegas Showgirl

(with five things “I would” say and five things “I would not say).

Five Things I Would Say to a Gorgeous Vegas Showgirl

  1. “It should be a sin for a woman to be as gorgeous as you.”
  2. “Would you mind if I just listened to you talk?”
  3. “I would love to hear what you think about Quantum Physics.”
  4. “Your husband or boyfriend is the most-blessed man on earth.”
  5. “Would you mind if I asked for your autograph?”

Five Things That I Would Not Say to a Gorgeous Vegas Showgirl

  1. “What muscles you have in your legs.”
  2. “Is that really you underneath all of that make-up?”
  3. “Do you mind lending me enough money to get something to eat?”
  4. “You remind me of a prostitute I saw once in a porno film.”
  5. “Your over-bite does not hinder your good looks.”

And “that” short hub only had five total photos, all of high-resolution.

I just used three photos all of high-resolution.

So with that, I am finished.

For your viewing pleasure . . .

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