When Serving Menu Must Be Creative.
When Serving Menu Must Get Creative!
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I would offer them
finger sandwiches
from all of
those who ever
pointed one
at me in angst.
The alien's laser
guided system
could remove
each tasty digit
cleanly from afar
and transport t
them to the buffet
as an appetizer.
They could cook
their captured
feasts over
the fallen limbs of
Tiger Woods
who would
finally understand
how being used
as a disposable
warmth can be
quite painful.
Their extremely
sensitive ESP
would allow them
to also hunt down
and enjoy some
middle eastern cuisine
they could find
osama bin laden
discombobulate
his sorry ass
and turn him onto
osama bin lasagna,
They could also make
themselves
a nice salad
out of one
nappy headed Imus,
freshly plucked
from mid-air,
as he was
pontificating
on his opinions
of Hor-doevres.
The right dressing
or dip would cover
up some of his
revolting bitterness.
I would also offer them
a location where
they could fetch
some george W.
bush brains
since they are a
cannibalistic race
who might just
want a very
"light" snack.
Then after devouring
some of his
cranium matter
they would become
totally confused
and declare war on Uranus
rather than here on earth,
using their weapons
of class destruction
in an area that
was not a threat.
They might also
make a soup
out of Dick Cheney's
big mouth
using some blackwater
mixed with sour grapes
and then adding
his lips and tongue,
this will of course cause
a lot of hot air
to erupt from thier
four anuses that
are native
to their planet.
If they are expecting
a rather large guest list
at their smorgasbord
they should
also snatch up
rush limbaugh,
he would feed
a couple of thousand aliens
and would look quite nice
turning slowly on a spit,
with a crabapple
in his mouth,
of course the
odor of his roasting
would be quite repuglicant
so they should bake his
tub of lard in
a covered pit.
Dessert could be any
overated parts shot
off of Sarah Palin
from a hovering
space craft,
but unlike the
moose she shoots
from helicopters,
they would find her
flesh tainted
and contract
a severe case of
rude poisoning
so that all of these
ravenous creatures
would not ever bother
Earth to serve
them again.
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"What a Thanksgiving it would be for us all
if the Aliens decided to try a local dive in
and a take out here on planet earth."
©-MFB III
