World's Most Perplexing Questions

There are many things mankind will perhaps never know the answers to. Or if there are answers they’re never implemented. Consider the following:

• Cold cereal boxes are never completely full. The explanation is “some settling may have occurred.” Couldn’t they just shake the box and then add the rest?
• Why do some drivers race to pass you and once they do, immediately exit?
• Why do men have more hair in their nose than women?
• Why call it a T.V. set when there’s only one?
• Why do dogs get mad when someone blows in their face, but stick their head out of the car window?
• What’s with people who order cheeseburgers and large fries…then get a diet soda?
• Why don’t we see psychics winning the lottery?
• Why can't women apply mascara with their mouth closed?
• Why do people fill their garage with junk, but leave expensive cars in the driveway?
• Why do people have to turn the car radio volume down when looking for an address?
• Why do banks leave vault doors open but chain pens to the counter?

• Why is the word “abbreviated" not abbreviated?
• Why are they called “free gifts” when the definition of gift means free?
• Why can healthy people buy cigarettes at the front counter, but sick people have to walk to the rear of a store to get prescriptions filled?
• If the Barbie doll is so popular why do people have to buy her friends?
• Why is it, power outages are reported on T.V. when no one has power to watch it?
• If the people who wrote the Bible believed the earth was flat, why should we believe anything else they had to say?
• Why take life seriously when nobody’s getting out alive anyway?
• What’s another word for thesaurus?
• How do snowplow drivers get to work?
• How does someone "draw a blank?”
• Why do people kill themselves struggling to “keep up with the Joneses” when it’s so much easier to drag them down to your level?
• How do deer know they’re supposed to cross at the yellow road sign?
• If it’s called a “hearing” do deaf people get to attend?
• What do cheeses say when someone takes their photo?
• Why do people think pushing buttons on a remote with low batteries harder will somehow make it work better?
• If a mute swears do they have to wash their hands with soap?
• When a mime gets arrested is it still a requirement to tell them they have the right to remain silent?
• Why is bottled water required to have an ingredient label?
• If it's, as it’s been said, we’re here to help others, what are the others here for?
• Do psychics ever get a real surprise birthday party?
• Why does equipment used to administer lethal injections have to be sterilized?
• How can there be a self-help group?
• Why do stores open around the clock need locks on the doors?
• If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, why practice?
• Are caskets sold with lifetime warranties?
• Why is it people talking to God are said to be praying but those that God answers are considered nuts?
• Are they any misguided missiles?
• How can there be a civil war?
• If it is illegal to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots?
• Why does it take15 minutes to cook minute rice?
• Why do people waste their time reading stupid questions like these?