YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GRANDMA WHEN:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GRANDMA WHEN:
Cartoons come on when you’re kids visit.
You need to child proof your house.
A kid yells grandma in a store and you look a long with all the other grandmas.
You look in the mirror and you see your grandma looking back at you.
You call your husband grandpa and he doesn’t get mad.
Your dog gets fat from all the milk and cookies.
Your dog’s dish sets on the table or a higher place.
You no longer pluck grey hairs one at a time, you reach for a bottle.
Your night stand contains eyeglasses, Ben-gay, and a bottle of aspirin.
Your get up and go, got up and left and you could care less.
But the best part of being a grandma is you can love them and spoil them,
And send them home so your kids can see how they acted when they were little.
But you got to love those little images of you that you call grandchildren.