Sour Cream and Herb Noel and Ariel Style!

The Cooking Corner With Ariel and Noel *04

Sour Cream Herb Dip Recipe

Ariel: So Noel, did you bring the cream?

Noel: I sure did cousin...( Handing her a pail )

Ariel: What’s this?

Noel: Sour cream..

Ariel: It smells rancid

Noel: Yeah you know how long I had to leave it outside so the milk can go sour. Three days.

Ariel: There is a difference between sour and rotten! This is rotten!

Noel: I’m your cousin, why don’t you ever show me some love?

Ariel: You don’t even know what love is Noel.

Noel: I bet you don’t either..

Ariel: What? Of course I do. Love is an intense feeling you have for a person. That feeling that makes you warm up inside.. Fills you with that binding urge you get from personal ties. It’s a strong feeling.

Noel: I have those feelings for you Ariel, but I’m pretty sure it’s hate.

Ariel: Sour Cream Herb Dip is today’s recipe!

Noel: Oh yeah, I remember this recipe, smells like an old woman’s shoe with her feet still in it.

Ariel: Here’s what you’ll need for today’s recipe.

1 C. Dairy sour cream.- 1/4 tsp. Salt- 1/4 C. Chopped parsley-. 1/4 C. Chopped chives. -1 T. Chopped fresh dill. Now if you can’t get the fresh herbs you can use

1/4 tsp. Parsley flakes.- 1/4 tsp. Dried dillweed.- 1tsp. Chives. Keeping in mind that fresh herbs is always better.

Now, mix all the ingredients together well. Then Cut vegetables...

Noel: I don’t see the vegetables I need in the ingredients list.

Ariel: We are putting together a dip.

Noel: And?

Ariel: You need something to dip.. So just sit and listen!

Noel: I’m just saying... I would have been very pissed if I went to the store and bought the ingredients you have on the list and then tell me to cut some vegetables up that I didn’t buy because they were not on the list.

Ariel: But Noel, we’re making a dip. Common sense says you can’t eat a dip by itself.

Noel: I would still be pissed Ariel...

Ariel: Okay! Cut the vegetables that I should have put on the list, such as carrots, celery, cauliflower, broccoli, etc. to the appropriate dipping size.

Noel: Now was that too difficult?

Ariel: You know Noel, the feelings I have for you is getting stronger than ever.

Noel: Love?

Ariel: Hate!