Christmas Gag Gifts

Christmas Gag Gifts Spread Cheer and Insults at the Same Time

Let's face it, there are just some people for whom a gag gift is perfect at Christmas. Could be your boss, buddy, a co-worker, or great Uncle Bob.

Some of those folks seriously enjoy a good laugh and some you want to insult without insulting them. A good gag gift is the perfect cover - they'll never know if you were serious or not.

Regardless of your reason for giving a Christmas gag gift, you can't go wrong. They're timeless, uni-sex and ambiguous, all at the same time.

Here are a few ideas to get your creative gag gift juices flowing.

Christmas Gag Gifts for the Vegans On Your List

Are you in constant conflict with the non-meat eater in your life? Well, let peace reign during this holiday season. Let Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu battle it out while you and your vegan friend just enjoy the season with a glass of organic beer or wine. Raise your glasses, clink to a toast then sit back and watch the fight.

What do you get in this package of super-hero food warriors? This set contains two action figures; one Mr. Bacon and one Monsieur Tofu. Both have fun, bendable arms and legs that you can position to win or lose the battle. Make them menacing, give them a winning stance or make them cower. Your choice. Isn't it nice to have options?

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A Christmas Story Night Light

Christmas Gag Gift or Lovely Decor Item?

One of my favourite movies for this time of year is A Christmas Story. If you've seen the movie, this 8" night light needs no explanation. If you haven't seen the flick, you definitely should! It's so, so good. You'll laugh your butt off and be left craving one of these lamps for your very own.

This working, portable plug-in decorative miniature nightlight comes with lampshade and 5 watt light bulb. It plugs into a regular, standard outlet. Packaged in a gift box for seasonal (or anytime) gift giving. The light bulb has an approximate 1,000 hours of life.

The Christmas Story Night Light has a ton of five star reviews. It's fun and nostalgic.

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Christmas Movie

This product, the one to left of this text capsule, that's the movie I was talking about above. This is an adaptation of a book and the screenplay is hilariously brilliant! Watch Ralphie go through bee bee gun angst; see Randy plow his face through mashed potatoes; witness the hilarity of invading neighbour dogs and of course, the classic leg lamp scenes. Oh, you are going to absolutely LOVE this movie! Everyone does, so don't get left out. Pick up a copy today then gather the family around the tube for family movie night. A Christmas Story is extremely family friendly, even young kids can watch.

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A Christmas Story - Okay, this One's Not a Joke but it Goes with the Leg Lamp

A Christmas Classic - the Pooping Reindeer

Poopin' Pets Reindeer

This one's a classic, right? Just load up your 5" x 2" x 5" reindeer with yummy jelly beans then watch it unload piles of fun.

Also available: a penguin, snowman and Santa.

The reindeer comes with a small packet of chocolate jelly beans but you can refill with your favourite flavour. According to buyer comments on this product, Jelly Belly jelly beans work best, as they are a bit smaller than regular jelly beans. It was also mentioned that your reindeer may poop two at a time because of the reduced size.

Poopin' Pets are the best kind to have. They make great gag gifts and stocking stuffers and boy, are they festive.

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Great Gag Gift Idea for the Whole Family

Nothin' Says Christmas Like a Whinnycoo Clock

This wacky and colourful wall mount horse coo-coo clock with swinging pendulum won Gift of the Year Award in 2004. Instead of the traditional coo-coo, the horse comes galloping out of the clock to whinny. The sound automatically turns off in a darkened room, thanks to the built-in light sensor.

Love the hourly fun? Don't want to wait for the next one? No worries, there's a button on the side of the clock, so you can bring the horse out again and again. Entertain the children and your friends.

Requires 3 x D and 1 x AA batteries (not included). Dimensions: 12" x 9" x 4".

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Funny Toilet Paper

What could be funnier than funny toilet paper?

Yes, you can now have the President of the United States in your bathroom! His image is printed on every sheet throughout the roll, so he's right there at the ready, all the way down to the cardboard tube. Oh, and don't worry about smearing the president's face - it's smudge-proof.

Think you could wipe your bottom with the president's face?

This 3 ply, extra thick and soft toilet tissue is also available with other motifs, if presidents aren't your thing:

  • a one hundred dollar bill
  • caution - biohazard
  • Boston Red Sox
  • diarrhea
  • Happy Birthday
  • Hillary Clinton
  • over the hill

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Cock-a-Doodle-Do!

What a great gift idea for putting into Christmas stockings or for that person that you don't really want to spend real money on.

It shoots up to 50 ft. and squawks like a real chicken. Perfect for church, funerals or school. Heck, why not give one to your pastor and teacher this year! They can use it to wake people up who've fallen asleep when they were supposed to be listening.

The Farmyard Flingshot Flyers Flying Squawking Chicken is 9 x 7 x 2 inches of fun.

In good conscience, I have to advise you to read the buyer comments on this one. It's a funny gag gift but please aware of potential limitations if you intend to use this as a regular toy.

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Does This Belt Make My Butt Look Big?

The beer belt in stylish redneck camo may be a bit too classy for this Christmas Gag Gifts hub but it just looks too fun to leave out. :)

Size: 7 x 0.2 x 8 inches

Wraps around the waist, secures with adjustable size straps, and conveniently holds 6 cans of beer or any other beverage can.

Size: 7 x 0.2 x 8 inches

Can you say, "manly".

Suggested Uses

This stylin' camo beer belt/6 pack holster is sure to make anyone the star of tailgate parties, backyard barbeques and hunting trips.

For beer haters, perhaps change the name from beer belt to soda belt.

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Coffee from a Toilet....mmmmmmm

You must know somebody who would see the humour of drinking from a toilet shaped coffee mug. Don't you?

Just in case you're a bit squeamish, you can relax in the knowledge that this ceramic mug is dishwasher safe. So it can be disinfected by the dishwasher detergent, see?

Dimensions: 5 x 3 x 4 inches

Holds 12 ounces of fluid

This just has to be the perfect gag gift for someone on your list this year.

* A couple of things to note: according to the buyer reviews, lukewarm or cold liquids are probably best for this mug. Also, they recommend hand washing, even though the description claims that it is dishwasher safe


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That's Right, a Yodeling Pickle

There, I said it. A yodeling pickle. I'm repeating myself because I never dreamed that I'd ever use the words 'yodeling' and 'pickle' together in the same sentence.

Okay, back to business here. Why on earth should you give someone a yodeling pickle? (*snicker*, said it again)

Three reasons that I can think of:

  1. Hours of mindless fun for the recipient
  2. To see the look on their face when they open it
  3. So you can say, "It's a yodeling pickle!"

The batteries are included, so the lucky receiver of this gift can start enjoying it immediately. Not for children under three years of age.

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Merry Christmas and Happy Gag Gift Giving!

Hope this hub has given you some great ideas for those people who just scream, 'gag gift recipient'.

Good luck with your shopping, enjoy and Happy Holidays.

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Comments 16 comments

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William F. Torpey 8 years ago from South Valley Stream, N.Y.

Lots of great ideas for novelty gifts, Shirley. I once brought home a gag gift that I got at a Christmas party grab bag, but I don't see it here. It was a beautifully packaged assortment of Road Apples. I don't remember what ever happened to them!


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Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

William, I've never heard the term, Road Apples, but my imagination can come up with an idea or two about what they are. Perhaps you re-gifted them to some lucky soul?


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Zsuzsy Bee 8 years ago from Ontario/Canada

Shirley I love the flying chicken. I know just the perfect person for that one. My son and son-in-law try to outdo each other every year with the most ridiculous gag-gifts. It's my favorite part of the un-wraping ceremonies when these two adult men sit at the edge of their seat wondering what will jump...scream...or just plainly smear itself onto them soon. I love it.

great hub regards Zsuzsy


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Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Zsuzsy, that sounds like a lot of fun to watch! If it helps, they have other animals, too. There's a screaming monkey....I forget what the others were. Have they ever given each the same gift?


Tirisacha 7 years ago

Haha! I love the gingerbread woman. Now THAT's equality! :-)


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Shirley Anderson 7 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Tirisacha - I had never seen those anatomically correct gingerbread people before, thought they funny. Not sure if I'd want to hang them on my tree but they were good for a laugh - for both sexes, you're right.


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Betty Reid 7 years ago from Texas

Awesome ideas! I didn't even know Christmas gag gifts existed.


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Shirley Anderson 7 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Thanks, Betty. Yeah, there are some funny gifts available out there. There were some that surprised even me and there were some that I couldn't put on here, if ya know what I mean. :)


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Tom.Gilbert 7 years ago from The North Pole

These are hilarious. No more whoopie cushions this year - goin straight for the anatomically correct gingerbread people! Great hub!


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Shirley Anderson 7 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Glad you enjoyed the gag gift ideas, Tom. Yeah, Mr. and Mrs. anatomically correct gingerbread are a hoot!

Thanks for your comment. Enjoy your cookies. :)


bARB 6 years ago

Some funny ones here. However out of the 3 I clicked on to order...are out of stock and will not be getting more?


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Shirley Anderson 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Barb, oh no! Thanks for letting me know. That's kind of irritating, my apologies. I shall have to find some time soon to scout out replacement items.


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kephrira 6 years ago from Birmingham

Brilliant list, thanks.


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Shirley Anderson 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Thanks, Kephrira!


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agaglia 5 years ago

You are right! funny - and so very useful =)


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Shirley Anderson 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Thanks, Agaglia! Glad you enjoyed browsing the gag gift section of HP. :)

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