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8 Gags for April Fool's Day

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April Fool's Day Gag 1

You will like this one! You must practice really hard though. It involves falling down, so if you aren't in shape and are not up to it, don't attempt it!

Go to your local chain store and fall down. Pretend to be really hurt. Wait for others to circle around you. Then hop up and say "April Fools!"

April Fool's Day Gag 2

You are to run up to someone (that you know) and say "Someone's chasing me!!! Help me!" Turn around and run... they'll follow... trust me! Run for a little while and then stop. Turn around. Say "April Fools!!"



April Fool's Day Gag 3

This one's really fun if you're a teacher! It involves a little planning. Assign your students some overnight reading homework. Then give your students a multiple choice pop quiz on the next day!

They'll tense up, but offer them encouraging words. "Do your best!" "If you've read, you'll do just fine!" etc... Most importantly, tell the students "There must be absolutely NO talking until after the results are given. I will then give you a chance to ask questions."

Give out the pop quiz and make sure that it is not related to the reading assignment. Collect the papers and pass them out to the other students to "grade." Some may do well, some may do poorly. Anyway... collect the papers from the students that are grading them. Say that you need to look over the responses and quickly glance over everything... have a big RED pen handy. Put a big "F" with a circle around it at the top of each paper.

Pass the papers out.

Keep the students going with the gag... tell them how disappointed you are with their work... etc. BUT don't let it get too out-of hand. As soon as you see a tear, say "April Fools!" You've all just received a free "A!"

April Fool's Day Gag 4

Give your boss the heart attack that you've just been waiting to give them. Note: Make sure that your reputation with your boss is GREAT before attempting this!

"Hi _____. This is _____ from the _____ department. I'd just like to say that it has been a great _____ years working for you, but I can't take it anymore. I QUIT!!!" Wait for the response. Then say,  "April Fool's!"


April Fool's Day Gag 5

Make your friend a fool! Get him/her with a bucket of water. This one could really get you in trouble, so be prepared for your friend's return gag! You'll have to figure this one out by yourself. I'm not gonna take part in this! :)

April Fool's Day Gag 6

"Weren't you gonna wish me Happy Birthday?" It's simple, but effective. All you need to do is pretend it's your birthday! (Make sure it's with someone that doesn't know your real birthday!)

April Fool's Day Gag 7

Already got gagged? Try: "Tomorrow is April Fools Day!" right back at 'em... Ya never know, it just might work! :)


April Fool's Day Gag 8

Now then. I have encrypted this last gag! It's the most fun one and is really simple! Take the first word from gag 1. Write it down. Take the second word from gag 2. Write it down. Do the same thing all the way through Gag 6. Gag 7 is the exception. It uses words 7-9. After you've written down each word in order, you'll have the encrypted April Fools Day gag!

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dineane profile image

dineane  says:
8 months ago

I haven't gotten anyone all day...but then you're the only one who "got" me, so I don't feel so bad :-)

Herald Daily profile image

Herald Daily  says:
8 months ago

Oh, boy! This gives me some great ideas for next year, thanks!

lxxy profile image

lxxy  says:
7 months ago

Haha, I loved the teacher thing.

One of my fav comedians once spoke about wearing an ear piece in the LA airport and going "Code four, copy, I have target in sight...." and then going up to a random traveler and tackling them!

People will gather around and clap...and one less person will be coming back to LA. ;)

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