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By Beth100

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For childrens jokes books, try:

The Greatest Joke Book Ever The Greatest Joke Book Ever
Price: $7.99
List Price: $14.00
Pretty Good Joke Book 4th edition Pretty Good Joke Book 4th edition
Price: $5.75
List Price: $10.95
Jokes Every Man Should Know Jokes Every Man Should Know
Price: $5.79
List Price: $9.95
Joke Book Joke Book
Price: $1.10
List Price: $3.99
Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever
Price: $6.26
List Price: $11.95
777 GREAT CLEAN JOKES 777 GREAT CLEAN JOKES
Price: $1.75
List Price: $3.97
The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes: Over 2,000 One-Liners, Straight Lines, Stories, Gags, Roasts, Ribs, and Put-Downs The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes: Over 2,000 One-Liners, Straight Lines, Stories, Gags, Roasts, Ribs, and Put-Downs
Price: $3.15
List Price: $14.95
The Everything Kids' Joke Book: Side-Splitting, Rib-Tickling Fun (Everything Kids Series) The Everything Kids' Joke Book: Side-Splitting, Rib-Tickling Fun (Everything Kids Series)
Price: $4.89
List Price: $7.95
Knock Knock Who's There: My First Book Of Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Who's There: My First Book Of Knock Knock Jokes
Price: $4.07
List Price: $7.99
Pretty Good Joke Book: 5th Edition Pretty Good Joke Book: 5th Edition
Price: $7.99
List Price: $12.95

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Children have a special way of seeing the world. Sometimes they come up with the funniest quips and at other times, their innocence opens our hearts and laughter.

This is a small collection of clean jokes that can be shared with children of all ages. Laugh and be merry!

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black and white and red all over?

A zebra with a sunburn.

What's black and white and red all over?

An embarrassed skunk.

Where do polar bears keep their money?

In the snow bank.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What's a snowman's favorite breakfast cereal?

Frosted flakes.

What do you get when you cross a dog, a car and an airplane?

A flying carpet.

Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where's popcorn?

How's that for entertainment?!

 


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Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
6 months ago

Hi Beth - If we can teach children early on to laugh at wholesome comic daily life and themselves without hurting anyone, particularly avoiding denigrating and descriminatory language, we can have a better world!

Thanks for the Hub and the linking. Be well!

k@ri profile image

k@ri  says:
6 months ago

Thanks for the great jokes! I'll have to share them with my kids :D

Beth100 profile image

Beth100  says:
6 months ago

K@ri,

I hope they enjoy them as much as mine did!

Beth

sandra rinck profile image

sandra rinck  says:
4 months ago

Fantastic. Put a smile on my face today. My favorite one, where do polar bears keep their money. lol. Excellent. :D

Beth100 profile image

Beth100  says:
4 months ago

I'm glad it did! :)

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