Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe For Zombie Killers

With the threat of zombies growing more eminent by the day, it has become clear that it is time we prepared for the inevitable onslaught of the undead. When the zombie invasion comes, things are going to be tough. Some of us will become hunters, brave souls who go out and confront the zombie hordes, and others of us are going to have to stay home and make them snacks. Those who fend off the shambling evil entities are going to have to have ready access to snacks that will enable them to keep their blood sugar levels up as they whack at the zombies with cricket bats and other items of sporting equipment.

Store bought goods are going to be out of the question, what with most of the employees being turned into zombies themselves, and the maze like design of most supermarkets making for a terrifying labyrinth of danger and death. You're going to need to know how to make your own snacks for killing zombies. Today we will be focusing on chocolate chip zombie cookie snacks. Not only will these provide extra nutrition to the zombie hunters, but they will also act as a powerful warning to zombies when they see the hunters fearlessly biting the heads off these oh so realistic zombie cookies.

You'll need:

• 1 1/4 cups of Flour
• 1 Egg
• 1 1/2 cups of Sugar
• 2 cups of Chocolate Chips
• 1 cup of Butter (make sure you keep the zombies away from the cows)
• 1 teaspoon of Baking Soda
• ½ teaspoon of Salt
• Zombie shaped cookie cutter.

Let's get baking!

First of all, get your oven nice and hot for the cookies to go into. Crank that dial up to 375 degrees. Let them cookies know that you're serious about baking them.

Mix your sugar and your butter and your egg all together. Mix them good, get out all that zombie frustration on those poor unfortunate fools.

Now its time for the rest of the dry ingredients to meet the mix. Stir in your flour, your baking soda, and your salt. Take a rolling pin and roll that dough out. Cut out the little zombie shapes and lay them out on a cookie sheet.

Pop them into the oven and let them bake for 10 minutes.

Et le poisson est ici! Your zombie cookies are done!

You can decorate them with various food decorations if you want to really strike fear into the hearts of those darned zombies who just won't die already. If worst comes to worst, you can also pack them into a little tin and carry them off to your panic room whilst waiting for the military to arrive at the last possible moment.