Creative Excuses For Not Doing Homework...I Don't Want To Blame The Dog!
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If you aren't a genius or have good time management, you may end up cursing your teachers until a deadline forces you to get to work.
But, don't panick. Because you are not alone, 90 percent of the population are stuck along with you, looking for creative excuses for not doing homework. And there is need, there is market. A lot of ready-made excuses out there. Such as this one, the author lists 87 excuses which belongs to 11 categories.
The excuses related to computer, internet, or other technique failures maybe first choice for those people who are addicted to games or internet. Here in the Ferris Bueller wannabe's playbook, excuse No. 32, the author gives out serious technical failure as legitimate and semi-legitimate excuses, although a complete computer crash may be reasonable, and sometimes an email misunderstanding or printer error can serve as a temporary excuse, but unfortunately, as technology improves, this kind of excuses may lose its legitimate.
But, while the priest climbs a post, the devil climbs ten. There are new technologies, and new excuses for you:
- USB pen drive lost and weeks of work on it; not your CD or soft disk drive or even hard drive failure.
- USB pen drive left in jean's pocket and was damaged in washing machine & tumble dryer.
- I couldn't use the internet to research because my internet stopped working.
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1It fell in the toilet 2 I was sick
Don't think that sick leave is a creative excuse
1) I AM GOD, I DONT DO HOMEWORK SO SHUT UP MWUHAHA
i didnt want to look better than the other kids, so i didnt do it
Wite a fake note from your mom/dad saying that you were ill and couldn't do the homework.
You could also say, THE TRUTH!!! That way, if the teacher calls you mum or dad from a note, you dont have to get in trouble. The truth mdears!
If you can tell the truth, I think you must be a good student, and don't need any creative excuse.
my teacher is making me get 66 excuses BECAUSE i didnt do my hw. sucks.
Um... The best excuse is that you really had to go to the bathroom but someone was in there so you accidently peed all over your homework.
1. my computer crashed
2. my printer doesnt work
3. it fell into my pool
4. left it on the bus
5. left it in the library- go to library its "lost"
I just got a new Kitten and my home work was on the kitchen counter and he did an accedint on it this morning , then say , sorry
Send blank email to your teacher claiming you attached the homework when you know you didnt
works a charm ;)
Simon, this trick might give you one or two extra weeks before your teacher realises it.
.one or two weeks should be enough : D
I spilt ribena/ coke over it yesterday, and it's still dripping wet!
start to flirt with your teacher if she doesnt beleive you.;)
omi god FLIRT with your teacher!!!THAT IS HALARIOUSLY MAD U MUST BE A LOON hehe in a good way
wow ppl get a life other than looking up excusess for getting out of homework just copy from someone
'My brother ate it' that's stupid. This person in my class tried that once. He got sent to his brother's class, he had to bring his brother. The teacher asked 'Did you eat your brother's homework?' to the little brother. L.B looks shocked and says 'He never even does his homework' class started staring at B.Brother and then he gets detention.
I just say that I didn't do it because I didn't think it was important, and I don't care about my future, and the only reason I even attend school is because the government makes me.
I usually get in trouble, but hey, at least I didn't have to do the homework.
what if its an art homework and its a drawing homoework, what do u do then?and no, people who looks for excuses are actaully smart as they have better things to do in life rather then do crap of homework.....and we go over the homework in class 99% of the time so i dont really see the point of it
it was in my trouser pocket and my mum washed my trousers it works i have said it many times to different teachers
i tried flirting but shes lesbo
If you were smatrt then you wouldn't have to look up excuses, you would be able to do it easily. DUH!
I say chuck noris met me on my way to school, said:"i didn't do my homework," kicked me with a roundhouse and stole my hm-wk
bruise urself on the cheek be4 going to school
99.99% of the time it gets u into 6w but it's worth it seeing ur teacher's face go crimson!! ;)
i think my granny has it.. shes in Another country :)
i left it in school by accident last nite and i cant find it now , sorry!
sorry i forgot we had homework last night but dont worry sir i forgot we had school yesterday.
I forgot we got given homework lasst night and i mean i completely forgot because i didnt do any HM for any SUBJECT!!!!!
stay in the bathroom until its time to sleep and say my tummy hurts and there u go.
&*$# excuses come right out with it and say there is no need to do homework because i want to spend time with family and friends we do work in school all fu#&*#% day!
Here is an idea: do the homework, start well in advance to avoid a last minute rush. works like a charm
Best idea ever. Are you teacher or dad?
I have some excuses
1. A ninja swiped my homework
2. Thank you it was delicious
3. I'll bring it in tommorow ( then suddenly get swine flu the next day)
"I was checking it for any misktakes in the car on the way to school this morning & then we got to school and then those freaky people were taking photos of our car and my mum hates them so she made us rush out of the car. Sorry miss i'll get it from the car after school and give it to you next lesson."
i was doing my homework while taking a shit and ran out of toilet paper
Here you go sir! Fresh from the washing :P
i have hw which is memory any gd excuses
went to nans to do my homework around 8 o clock but left it there by accident
thats the one im using for biology ;]
say that you were at ur dads yesterday and his girlfriend accidently put it in the shredder thinking it was rubbish.. :) x
ooo i used one once got me out of trouble in pretty much every subject. Say your computer got a virus and your dad had to take it into work to fix it so you won't be able to get the work off it till next week lol
I used this one in 3rdgrade and they belived me: My best friend and i had a fight while she was at my house and she ripped it up.
DO YOUR HOMEWORK PPL!!! WHAT KIND OF GENERATION DO WE LIVE IN???
there were soo many things to do..i din't have time..seriously..
i walked through the park and a canadian goose chased me i was so scared i dropped i, they are proper evil!
just say nothing and ignore your teacher
If its on the computer change a .jpg picture to a .doc document. It comes up with weird symbols, giving you time to finish the homework the next day.
i had alot of homework that night and i mixed up the copies by mistake .. i done it on a page an i left the page at home .. i forgot the book/copy/page i done it on .
Just tell your teacher you packed for the wrong week
i dropped it on the floor in the class and the person nere me thought it was his and i asked you for one but u said wait and we forgot
We got a new paper shredder, and we had to see if it worked or not, there was a return policy only for one day, and was the most useless paper I could get my hands on.
i hate to do homeworks. they are so lame.
i tried to convince my teacher she never gave it me,ha
she thought she was going mad
but it worked :)
two useful ideas:
1) A film producer dropped by last night and asked if she could use my homework to star in the latest hollywood blockbuster. She took it with her and it won't be done filming untilll next year.
2) My house got burned down and i've had to come to terms i will never see my homework again. I'll be mentally scarred for life.
i guarantee your teacher will not buy any of these but it's well worth a try :)
The worst excuse i heard was that it wouldnt fit in my bag!!!
Say your dog ate it
if i was u i would do it in the first place
Your dog ate it dood what if u dont HAVE a dog and your teacher knows it DOY!!!!!!!!!! What I would do is tell her my baby sister drew on it and if u dont have a sister say you listning to ure ipod outside while doing it it was wndy and it blew away (works like a charm
i can't believe you people. Your throwing away your education by not doing homework. I wouldn't risk it if I were you.
just say that it got burnt
I've done it for weeks, so I thought I'll take this week off
, My school sucks!
Seriously, don't try any of these excuses, they don't work.
The technical failure one is just a fail, seriously, the school teacher would've just asked you why you didn't use the school computers to re-do it then.
Plus some of the written work you need to submit in, if I did say anything (which I didn't but some guys in my class did) said that he had it on his USB but the teacher was like, "I dont give an ape shit, it was due in today, I need it." Unless your teacher is retarded dont try these.
u should sy dat your dad is crazy and ran away from his mental home just to take your homework:)
i need a excuse for not doin my geography assesment. plus my teacher is a retard
by the way PinkyBbz Xx you r a retard aswell
about throwing your education away
why dont u try minding your own buisness
bitch
oi PinkyBbz Xx why u on dis site if u dont want 2 risk it
dum assssssssssssssss
ok whatever
just be like yeaaa i didnt wanna do it and i didnt have any time!!
someone say something
1. Monster ate my homework.
2. Dinosaur ate my homework.
3. Alien stole my homework.
(Read my name.)
tell de teacher u dont get do. 1 or 2 Q den say i dont get it.
homework sucks ballllllls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate it and i really hate smart kids too
HOMEWORK SUCKS I ALMOST FAILED BECAUSE I DIDNT DO IT
or u kan tell de truth and FAIL. The best way is to write a fake note, or say ure friend ripped it into pieces.(the dont know what friend it is though, so if they who, say he doesnt come to ure scool :D)
why wont u simply do the homework?!
its the same work if u hand it on time or if u hand it late! except youll get a better grade and feel better than those losers who dont do it and wont be anything in life.
wow yur all very retarted serioiusly get a life do the homework its not a big deal yur just lazy so whatev
homework stinkzzzzzz i sumtimes like fun activities not borin 1s like write a story copy words 3 times and stuff like that homework sucksssssssssssssssss innit ??
well done for evry1 that hates homework !!!!!!!! x
I actully forgot to bring my hw home and she said is anyone does not do I will get a punishmen and 2 days detention no excuses!!!
I am dead
Say you originally had 3 pages, but you lost the second page. Or say somebody spilled their juice on it (you can just spill your juice on it). Say it got wrecked in the rain. Ask your teacher: would you rather have me hand it in or time and fail, or hand it in a couple days late and get a good mark.
Lol I hate hw too, but think about it guys, in the time it took you to read all of these and search this up you might have finished your homework :P
I'm usually honest and I'm just like "I made a mistake and I didn't really get it, would you horribly mind if I handed it in tomorrow?" a lot of timed it's the truth and every single time the teacher says o.k.
Just act proper shock and say:
Oh that's what it was i just thought you give me a piece of paper with gibberish on. Oh well maybe next time. No hard feeling.
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Sonia says:
2 years ago
These Are My Excuses For Not Doing Home-work. 1) The wind blew it out of my hands.2) Dog ate it.3) I didn’t know we had home-work.4) What Home-work?5) I forgot it.6) Goat tore it out of my hands.7) I lost it on the way to school.8) My sisters scribbled all over it.9) Alana needed for the rat; he needs paper to line his cage.10) Some-one stole it off me.11) I had a right hand pencil, but only left hand paper.12) I have an allergic reaction to home-work.13) It was needed as evidence for the police.14) My little brother ate it.15) Ran out of loo paper.16) Had gourmet paper for dinner.17) Computer system went down, didn’t you watch the news?18) Power cut to my house.19) I forget how to write when I get home-work.20) My relatives died to I had to go to an emergency funeral.21) Civil Defence Emergency.22) Couldn’t be bothered.23) Got hungry on the way to school.24) Flood in the bedroom.25) Dog urinated on it.26) Mum and dad disliked it so they tore it up.27) I kept making mistakes on it so I ended using up all my paper and I am waiting for Mum to buy me more.28) We don’t have a printer so I couldn’t print it out, and besides mum is always on the computer so we can’t use it. Also we’ll get our hands chopped off if we touch her computer or laptop.29) My home-work got up and walked away from me.30) It is a dangerous idea.31) It’s against human rights.32) Don’t you think I have already done enough?33) I was sick last night, but made a miraculous recovery this morning.34) I had Air Training Corps.35) I had sea scouts.36) I hate doing home-work.37) My little sister is doing it for me.38) My parents are doing it for me.39) I got distracted by Shortland Street; it was really great last night.40) I never do it, so why should I bother starting now?41) I had too much other home-work.42) Burnt the hand I write with, and when I write with the other hand even my littlest sister can’t read it.43) Sprained my writing hand.44) My little sibling was sick so I cared for them the whole time.45) I was not allowed to do home-work as a punishment.46) I turn deaf when you say we have home-work.47) I got hungry on the way to school.48) Dad accidentally threw it into the fire before I could stop him.49) I was away camping in the weekend.50) I went to bed really early.51) I have an after school job.52) &nb