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Hilarious Sayings & FUNNY Quotes


   I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
  ~Author : Oscar Levant Hilarious Sayings

   I exist as I am, that is enough.
  ~Author : Walt Whitman Song of Myself FUNNY  Quotes

   A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
  ~Author : Friedrich Nietzsche Nice Quotes

   There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
  ~Author : William Shakespeare Hamlet Act 2 scene 2 Great Sayings

   Criminal A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
  ~Author : Howard Scott Meaningful Sayings

   Exercise alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you also adopt a strategy that engages your mind while you exercise, you can get a whole host of psychological benefits fairly quickly.
  ~Author : James Rippe MD Wise Quotes

   Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me.
  ~Author : Anne Morrow Lindbergh Motivational Sayings

   That's the secret of entertaining. You make your guests feel welcome and at home. If you do that honestly, the rest takes care of itself.
  ~Author : Barbara Hall Famous Quotes

   The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
  ~Author : Mark Twain Inspirational Sayings

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