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How To Win An Argument - Each Time And Every Time

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By SunSeven


How To Win An Argument

At one point or the other most of us get into arguments with others. Whether you like it or not, sometimes you lose too. Here are some failsafe tips that will help you win any argument anytime, every time!

You can read it here. But then, you may want to see this page first where some more really interesting stuff is waiting for you!

Some Facts And History

Probably, you have seen this before. I got this from that never ending stream of forwarded emails that clog up my inbox everyday. So I do not want to copy and paste it here. I found it hilarious and different from most of the usual bland ones.

As the mail had no original source or cited any site, I decided to try to trace it on the net. I was really surprised with the results, there were so many, with many blog entries with posting dates after July 2007!. Most of them cited no source, some of them took the safe stance and cited the source : unknown.



Some blogs, sites and forums attributed it to an American Laweyer Stuart J. Williams. I could find many quote sites attributing only "I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me" to David Barry and no other data like date or other source available. I couldn't find any reference to this even on his official web site or blog. Some people cited Argument 101 from Fun People Archive that dated back to 8th Jan 1995. I could find the same message posted in the University at Buffalo Poetics discussion group on 6th Dec 1995.

But the earliest instance of this hilarious piece of writing that I can find on the net dates back to 14th Dec 1994 on Subgenius Digest V6, in a mail sent to their group by J. Cooper. But even he says "I didn't write this. It's from my files. Praise "Bob"! Perhaps seeing This and about 'Dave Barry's 16 things' will be interesting!

Then who wrote it in the first place? In fact, Dave Berry wrote this hilarious work way back in 1981 titled 'How To Argue effectively'. Judi Smith, assistant to Dave Barry has informed me that it was taken from the book 'Dave Barry's Bad Habits'. Knowingly or unknowingly, many websites and blogs use the whole article as their own and emails with the full article has been doing the rounds for a long time. In fact, they do encourage people, blogs and sites to use a link, but condemn the usage of the full article.

P.S.: Actually, I had included the mail in the original post. I removed it because it actually is copyrighted material. Use the links on the right to preview and read Dave Barry's works.

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Misha profile image

Misha  says:
2 years ago

Thanks for a good portion of laughter :D

Kenny Wordsmith profile image

Kenny Wordsmith  says:
2 years ago

Omigod! My son and I had fits from laughing! Th...hee,hee, thanks!

SunSeven profile image

SunSeven  says:
2 years ago

I am glad if you enjoyed it. Thank you Misha and Kenny.

Rudra profile image

Rudra  says:
2 years ago

A good laugh. However some tips cannot be implimented all the time. Nice one

Melwyn   says:
2 years ago

That's a good 1...so come on m ready now for an argument !! Wanna c who wins ??? ;) Gr8 1 indeed !!

SunSeven profile image

SunSeven  says:
2 years ago

Thank you Melwyn and Rudra

SunSeven profile image

SunSeven  says:
2 years ago

Lela Davidson profile image

Lela Davidson  says:
2 years ago

This is so funny. I used to work in litigation consulting and this all sounds extremely familiar. I once worked with this guy (complete moron) who said vis-a-vis ALL the time. And every single time, all I could think of was the overhead markers from elementary school!

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ClicksnAds  says:
2 years ago

Good one!

Thanks for the entertainment. LOL

Suresh Gupta  says:
2 years ago

Is it really so important to win arguments? I had a colleague in office who used to say, "I will loose an argument but not a friend".

I look at it as discussions. Arguments create conflict. Discussions are sharing information and knowledge (I&K). It adds to our I&K database.

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William F. Torpey  says:
2 years ago

Good fun. I've always found that people never appreciate original ideas. If I tell someone Julius Caesar smoked Marlboro cigarettes, the response inevitably is, "Where did you get that?" I learned that the best answer to that kind of question was always, "I read it in "Today in History," a feature that ran daily in the "The Hour" newspaper, where I worked for many years. There is no cogent response to that! Want to argue?

Eileen  says:
2 years ago

This is one of the most FUN blog posts I ahve ever read! Thanks so much for posting it.

Eileen

Dedicated Elementary Teacher Overseas

elementaryteacher.wordpress.com

mbannist profile image

mbannist  says:
2 years ago

Very enjoyable Sun Seven. i bet you have the biggest circle of friends and with a sense of humor that noticed this article among the dross, you will only collect many more.

Mike B

SunSeven profile image

SunSeven  says:
2 years ago

Thank you for your comments friends.

gunsock profile image

gunsock  says:
2 years ago

Nice hub. I learned a lot. Sorry, that should read laughed a lot!

jsdobal profile image

jsdobal  says:
2 years ago

really good!

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daveandogs  says:
2 years ago

Pretty good. I enjoyed this. Needed a good laugh.

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euchrefreak55  says:
2 years ago

great hub!

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thecounterpunch  says:
2 years ago

Hello, great hub.

Nevetheless, it's not only a joke, it's really how people behave: they just want to argue for the sake of arguing and they don't listen to the opponents. The "Hitler" argument is one of he pityfull way of arguing.

There's no exchange of ideas between intelligent people, it's just a silly game when people just want to win when they argue.

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reonel_gray  says:
2 years ago

this is just cute...and funny XD

badback profile image

badback  says:
2 years ago

that is funny! what a good hub....lol very informative! I'll have to use this against my next opponent!

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