How to ask a girl for her number
99All it takes is a "good" pick-up line
I am a sucker for a guy that will use a terribly terrible pick-up. Maybe it's because they're bold (or shameless) and friendly (or desperate), but I get a real kick out of a guy who isn't afraid to bust one out.
The other day a guy asked, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" I shrugged and he replied, "Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Mike." I was impressed/swept off my feet, and it was a guy I knew pretty well too (and should have expected this from in the first place).
There's nothing like a guy who will use a ridiculous pick-up line. To me, a guy that will go up to a girl and actually spurt that kind of cheese out of his mouth is bold, confident, silly with a sense of humour, and adorable... exactly the kind of guy I love (or love to know and make fun of).
However, these are the kinds of guys who may need some help (or may not care either way).
So here are some good pick-up lines for a guy to use in his dating endeavors (or fooleries), only because I have sympathy (or I can't wait to hear one used on me!):
Some real doozies
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baicarumba...are those real?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Greetings and salivations
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Sara's all-time favorite pick-up lines
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies?
I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
That outfit is horrible! Take it off right now!
Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.
Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
(Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say) "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
If your beauty was like gas, my car would never need refilled.
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You're so pretty I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Is this the Matrix, because I think you're the One.
If you were president then your name would be Baberaham Lincoln.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (Looks at arms).
They call me "milk" because I do a body good.
Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
You know your good enough to give my last name to.
What is on your butt?... My eyes!
If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you... I'd have one dollar!
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
(Pick up a pack of sugar that says "sugar" on it and say) "You dropped your nametag!"
Pick-up line links
- Pickuphelp.com
A zillion pick-up lines to help men meet women, supposedly - The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines
Self-explanatory.
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Very entertaining:) Can't remeber the last time someone tried to pick me up. Then again I'm rather large:)
My twenty-one year old son and I laughed and laughed.
Here's one, "You look like my second wife" - she: "You've been married twice?" - "No, just once!". Funny hub.
ok this is very interesting, think I might actually try a few. : )
i dont think any highschool girls would think thats "cute". most likly theyd look at u funny n walk away.
Very entertaining:)
lol.. very interesting, although many of them wouldn't get you anywhere!
Pickup lines don't matter. 99% of the time they are just a turn-off. A pickup line may last 2 or 3 seconds..but what about the rest of the day?
I recently read this e-book by Tiffany Taylor that really opened my eyes on how to control a conversation and create that 'special feeling'.
Check it out. You won't need any more pickup lines.
this is one of the stupidest, least genuine articles I've ever read in my life. Obviously written by a guy. A dumb one at that. and if it WAS written by a girl, she's an idiot.
agreed with dude.
This is stupid as hell, id like to see this work with a girl.. ud have to look like brad pitt an ask out a 300 pound chick..ud maybe get her number then..
This gave me and my friends a good laugh...
One of my favs....
"Do you wash your clothes with windex? Because I can totally see myself in your pants."
Hehe that's awesome. "Hi, i just sh1t my pants, can i have your number?"
Here's one: Pick a random cutie at a bar, go up to her and say "Sorry to bug you, but i just wanted to let you know that you made the list". She'll say something like "what list?". Then you come back with "my 'To-Do' list". yeah, its stupid but it made me laugh.
:) Thanks for adding to the list, you peeps. I love a good laugh
Ahhahahahahahhahaha - these are GREAT!
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well entertained me
thank you
Great lines. I've been known to use a few. I like this one too:
Is your dad a thief? He must have stolen those diamonds that sparkle in your eyes.
tha was soo funny............................
great hub, i don't use really bad pick up lines, but maybe i should!
Bad pick up lines are always hit or miss. If i'm in the right mood, they will interest me. However, if i'm out with like 5 friends and its obviously a girl's night- don't even bother. I love the polar bear one lol
i must say a great collection of line , i'll try some of humourous ones
Very well written hub .....
Thank you very much for your great hub, for good advice, good wishes and support. Thanks for sharing your experience with all of us.
good & funny ..really interesting hub
just like it
yeah, some of those are pretty funny... I guess some people don't have a sense of humor
Some men will just walk up and say, 'God You Are as Fine as The Wine from the Georgia Pines can I get your Digits'.
Barbara
Now that's the hot tips ......
good work ...
funny pickup lines
offcourse anybody should know these WON'T work
chances are great you'll end up with a slap in the face.
on the other hand, if you like paris hilton types of woman, you'll probably get very lucky with these.
Here's another one: girl, can i have your phone number, cause, i have lost mine.
Haha!
Not that I would actually use any of these but I'm laughing so hard I can't keep the phone still lol
Wow how lame can you get? Never use pickup lines, be yourself, have confidence and good conversation skills.
Mcssball, that's what I like to hear!
well entertained me
thank you
I enjoyed this one. I might even book mark it to respond to it at a later date in a hub of my own! I always have said there are young, attractive women out there who have a sense of humor.
funny, fantastic, very entertaining ;p
you need more than a good pick up line, bro.





























livelonger says:
3 years ago
This is great...although it makes me thankful that I'm not single!