Khloe Kardashian The Sexy Giant
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Okay, so Khloe Kardashian may not be a giant, but put her next to her buxom sister Kim Kardashian, and she certainly looks it. Khloe has styled herself as being the 'wise' Kardashian, which makes sense I suppose. Perhaps she aims to be the thinking man's Kim Kardashian. However without some breast and butt implants, poor Khloe is probably doomed to forever be stuck in the shadow of her more diminutive but much more curvaceous sister.
At present, Kim fills her days co-owning a styling company called 'Dash', and being Kim's personal assistant. Damn, how much would that have to suck. I don't know about the rest of you but my siblings and I spent our collective childhood doing our level best to assassinate one another without being caught. Imagine the humiliation that must come from having your sister as your boss. I'm reminded very strongly of the Whitney Houston film 'The Bodyguard', where it turns out that Whitney's jealous sister is the one behind all the vile attempts on her life. Kim should be careful. How easy would it be to implant explosives into the high heel of a sexy pair of shoes, or perhaps even inject her butt implants (sorry, alleged butt implants) with a chemical substance that makes them swell uncontrollably until they explode. I'll stop now because I'm probably just giving Khloe ideas, and I don't want to go down with her when the Kevin Costner lookalike foils her evil plans.
Come to think of it, a guy named Kevin really would make the perfect partner for Kim. He'd fit right in with the rest of the family, which is probably important. But we're digressing on to Kim again, I bet Khloe hates it when that happens, I bet it makes her want to take a pair of scissors and just start hacking the eyes out of magazine photos and make a creepy montage out of them. I'm not sure why crazy and dangerous people always do that, but it would appear they do, so who am I to question their methods.
Back to Khloe. Khloe is largely considered to be the voice of reason amongst the krazy Kardashians. She is known to be witty and sarcastic (witty is another word for 'funny', which is often the refuge of ugly people who are too poor for plastic surgery.)
What does the future hold for Khloe? I don't know, but I would advise her to avoid planting charges in a boat moored at a remote lake getaway. That never turns out well for anyone.
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this article is about khloe but she isnt the tall sister she is the short one. lOL kourtney is that tall one
Kk!@ - FAIL!
According to Hollywoodupclose.com, (http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/celebrity-Kourtney and a variety of other sources, Kourtney Mary Kardashian stands at 5'3.. so not particularly tall.
I admit that Kim is Damn Hot.
Hey,I'm a HUGE fan of the kardashian girls esp.Khloe./I love how sexy and forward she is and she is definently the kind of girl i'd DATE./We'd be like Josh Duhamel and Fergie....haha
haters.
khloe is so fricken hot =D she has everything and none of them have fake boobs or ass. k thanks bye. =)
How tall is Khloe?
PS I like to wear men's panties. Thanks.
I think its fairly obvious that Khloe is a knockout. They are all hot but i think that Khloe is the best. She so long and sexy.
that Khloe is really really really hot!
what a fine woman
DEAR KHLOE KARDASHIAN I LIKE YOUR PHOTOS OF YOU AND YOUR SISTERS SO WILL YALL BE MY FRIEND I WOOD LIKE YOU FOR MY FRIEND AND WILL YALL ARE YOU PLEASE SEND ME A E-MAIL BACK TO ME SO I CAN SEND YOU A E-MAIL BACK TO YOU AND YOUR SISTERS KIM & KHLOE & KOURTNEY YALL ARE 3 BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN AND YALLS HAVE A SEXY BODY BUT I LIKE THE TV SHOW THE KARDASHIAN IM THE BIG FAN AND I LOVE YALLS
I'm a fan of Khloe too - fan of the show as well! Khloe is hilaroius in the new season! She tells it how it is - loved how she threatened Kourtney's boyfriend, if she ever hurt her again, in the priemere episode. I heard she gets a guy in this season - hope it's true!
I'M A HUGE FAN OF KHLOE, OF THE 3 SISTERS FOR ME SHE IS HOTEST ONE!!!!!
I LIKE YOUR CARACTER ALSO SHE IS VERY TOF I LIKE THAT!!!!
KHLOE I WISH I KAN MEET YOU ONE TIME!!!!!
BIG KISS FOR YOU!!!!
HEY KHLOE I LOVE YOU!!!
YOU ARE SO SEXY !!!!!
YOUR HOT!!!!! MORE THAN KIM!!!! SORRY BUT THATS FOR REAL!!!
actually kim and kourtney kardashian has fake boobs that i know of i dont know bout khloe.
I love that red dress!!! :)
Ladies I LOVE YOUR SHOW . I LOVE THE WAY YOU GET ALONG I DIDN;T HAVE ANY SISTERS BUT WHEN I SEE ALL OF YOU I WISH I DID. KHLOE IM THINKING ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER BABY IF IT;S A GIRL I WILL NAME HER KHLOE NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE THE OTHER FOR SOME REASON I LLOVE KHLOE DON;T TAKE THE WRONG WAY. I'M 24 5'1 AND 1?? LBS. I WOPULD LIKE TO HAVE YOUR BODY AND BE HABLE TO SHOW IT OFF LIKE YOU LADIES. AND OFF COURSE TO MY HUSBAND.
Khloe is mad hot! Forget that Kim bimbo, she ain't that hot, without her makeup I'll bet she looks like crap. Kourtney isn't much to write home about either. But Khloe, man, she's super gorgeous. I love her eyes, and her body is soooo perfect from head to toe. There's something about her that just attracts me to her. I only watch the show to see her! But she's smokin hot, that's for sure.
I think Khloe [who IS the tall one....watch the show and get it right dumbasses] is the best sister of them all! She tells it like it is and doesn't give a damn what people think. That is how everyone should be! It is called freedom of speech for a reason!!!
Khloe is the best, love her and her sisters.
Yeah hands down kim is the pretty one but khloe makes up for that in having a good sense of humor, great personality, confidence and being downright level headed. Kim can be a bit blonde sometimes, she's not as witty as khloe ...SAD!!! no wonder her sex tape got out. Im in love with khloe coz she's the whole package...
Kim may be pretty, but she's a total bitch. Khloe, Kourtney, Kris, and Bruce make the show interesting. Especially Khloe and Bruce. Kim is just there for viewing pleasure, but once she opens her mouth you just want to stump on the skank
khloe is gorgeous! she is naturally pretty. i love all of them but khloe is my fave! i love how she speaks up for herself and i love kim and kourtney too but khloe is the only one that hasn't been in a sex scandal. love you khloe!
I FUCKEN LOVE KHLOE!! SHES FUNNY AND COOL AND WAY BETTER THAN KIM. AND SOOO PRETTY. SHE MAKES THE SHOW GOOD. KIM IS BORING AND SKANKY.
beautiful girls. keep it up.
Since when is it a weakness to be different from your siblings? In fact what Khloe brings to the table is wonderful. Not only is she beautiful outside from what I have seen on the show, on the inside as well. Keep up the good work girls, they're haters!
I think Khloe is so darn hot, and she has such a beautiful personality to boot. I would love to take her out on a date she reminds me of myself very down to earth and very pretty.
Personally I find Khloe the most attractive. Next would be Kourtney, and obviously last would be Kim, just because she has to be included. In my opinion, Kim emits the image of an indian girl with overdone makeup and a butt that's too big. Kourtney is like a foxy latina that I wouldn't mind having fun with, but Khloe is everything that her sisters aren't in one. I can't think of one thing I don't like about her. She's hot, a substantial height, proportionate body (unlike the other two), and doesn't have an annoying voice (also unlike the other two). And obviously she has a voice of her own and is strong willed. Wish I could find a girl like that.
I think that all of the Kardashian siblings turned out to be damn good people which says a lot about their upbringing. I'm not very familiar with the family, but you can tell that Kris is an awesome mom and Bruce is not the typical Step Father.....he cares for them as if they were his blood. I would have to say that my favorite Kardashian is Khloe.....She is HOT to death and she's got a brilliant brain behind those beautiful eyes. Of course her other sisters are nice looking young ladies as well, but that Khloe is something special on the inside and out.
Khloe is beautiful. She is not a giant. She is 5feet 7 inches tall.
KHLOE IS CRAZY HOT.......
KHLOE IS CRAZY HOT.......
Khloe is awesome. You are the only reason I watch Keeping up with the Kardashians. You give to them straight and I think that you are so beautiful.
EVER SINCE I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE SHOW I FALL MORE N MORE IN LOVE SERIOULY WITH KHLOE ALTHOUGH SHE PROBABLY IS WAY TALLER BUT I DONT GIVE A ---- SHE ASTONISHINGLY GORRGEOUS...
HEY RETARD AT THE TOP CHECK YOUR FACTS BEFORE YOU POST A COMMENT, kHLOE IS THE TALL ONE, KOURTNEY IS THE PETITE ONE
This article is incorrect in many ways. Firstly being that Kim is not Khloe's little sister. Khloe is on 24, or so, while Kim is 27. There are barely any facts present at all. They should definitely fact check and proofread on this SITE! Also, all the girls have similar body type it's just spread differently since they're all different heights. On the show's opener when all the girls are facing the side you can see each one is packing "a booty."
I beg to differ with you on the booty point Kay. I have it on reliable scientific information that if Khloe had the same ass to body height ratio as Kim, her butt would block the sun from ever shining on LA.
How's THAT for a fact?
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Alex Chaney says:
7 months ago
I guess I stand alone as a HUGE Khloe fan. I agree that she is the voice of reason, is kind of a badass in her ways, is not as annoying as the older sister, whatever her name is. Not I'll admit that Kim is Damn Hot. No doubt, but Khloe is an absolute keeper. Actually, Kim and Khloe seem to be extremely grounded and a bit humble which raise their sexy bar trough the roof.
The irony is that if this were the 80's, then the IT girl in the family wound have been the older sister. Tiny, cute, etc. They would have said Kim's ass was WAAAAY too big ( perfect to me), and Khloe way to tall. Just think of the Bangles.
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