Well, so much to hate and so little space. And by space I mean the entire space-time continuum. I think the most obvious thing to hate is the whole hip-hop spiel. It's played,but thanks anyway. If you really want to get into music, make actual music, please. We're over sampling and random people talking over slow music. No one cares anymore.

Of course, he doesn't really want to make music. He's into clothes or purfume or jewelry or whatever his profession is this week. New name, new career new ugly suit to wear. They say Britney Spears has multiple personalities, but I wonder if Sean John is really the one to watch on that front. Trying to make people think you are actually four people sucks.

I'm a Buddhist! I'm a Buddhist! I'm a Buddhist! Thanks, Richie. I'm a freaking Roman Catholic but you don't see me running around the countryside yelling about it. Keep it to yourself. And while you're at it, keep yourself to yourself. The poor Indian woman he mauled onstage has been disgraced due to his behavior and faced legal charges.

Hey, I think most people will admit that he was semi-attractive back in the day. I think those same people will admit that that day is over. It's time to go home, make some soup and watch Matlock, Richie. Stay off my TV yapping about the Dali Lama. No one cares. Being an old, arrogant mauler sucks.

No brainer. When you add ugly, stupid, ridiculous, snobby, homophobic and self-absorbed, there's nothing left not to hate. Besides all of those things, I'm a little insulted at his inference that he's fooled us into believing that he's getting younger. Dating women half his age and younger doesn't make him younger. The combover doesn't make him younger. His attempt to stay "hip" and "keen," which he still thinks are the slang of the day, is also not making him seem any younger. You are old. It's ok. Most people do get old. deal with it.

Why anyone would leave the fabulous Ivana Trump for an endless succession of useless skanks I can not imagine. He looks ridiculous with a new baby, and his attempts to look younger by holding a baby are sadder than Robert Redford wearing his coolest grunge outfit to Sundance this year. Barking and snarling to cover up your own feelings of inadequacy sucks.

I know, I know, he's the fantasy man of millions of women. That's not my fault. He's a cheesy loser and you all know it. Quick- name one decent movie he's ever been in! Ok, there was O Brother, but that's one movie out of the 500 he's been in. Not a good track record.

In addition to the crappy scripts he chooses, he ACTUALLY SAID that he's "not the marrying kind." Really? How unfortunate for humanity. We all wanted to see you breed and create hundreds of little losers who star in crappy movies. Woo hoo!

I can't imagine that he's ever done anything interesting in his entire life. And no, standing in front of a camera isn't interesting. From talking about ridiculous charities that don't actually help anyone to the constant snarking comments about his fellow actors, he manages to keep the spotlight on himself for doing absolutely nothing. Being a waste of space sucks.

He cheated on his girlfriend and slept with the nanny of his kids. Yeah, he's kind of hot. Yeah, he's been in a couple of good movies. Ok, he's aging pretty well. But you know what? He slept with his nanny while engaged to someone else. He's a freak. It's not my fault that other actors do crappy things- those actors suck too. Actors should be part of the same moral universe as the rest of us.

His personality is bland enough that he didn't have much leeway to work with in the first place. I'm afraid his suckiness has now been cemented. Having the morals of a caveman sucks.