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Manly Nightgowns For Men

Updated on November 18, 2009

Ever wanted a nightgown that felt lovely and smooth, but didn't make you look like you had gotten into your wife's wardrobe? Well at AllNylon, you can find just that! There you will find nightgowns made out of the finest, smoothest, most colorful nylon, but cut in such a fashion that you may as well be wearing a nylon sack, which makes them manly, and therefore acceptable.

These are actually probably quite excellent for men who just like wearing soft fabrics and don't want to deal with hysterical partners who can't get beyond the fact that they happened to have been born into a society where women were unbifurcated garments and bifurcated garments but men only get to wear bifurcated garments unless they join a religious order.

Except, of course, for the fact that even wearing a shapeless nightgown, you're still really wearing a nightgown, so maybe it won't help that much at all. Who knows though, maybe the absence of elegance and lace will convince your partner that you don't secretly want to run away to Tijuana with a bold mariachi band and marry a man called Manuel, anything is possible.

At $20 a go, they're not badly priced, though the quality of the workmanship has yet to be determined. If you happen to be the proud owner of one of these nightgowns, why not leave a review in the comments section so that all may be enlightened?

Though I am personally not a huge fan of these because of the way the pictured example hangs, reminiscent of that picture of that prisoner in Guantanamo with the electrodes on his hands and a hood on his head, it is nice to see that someone has elected to cater to the niche of men who want nightgowns but not pretty frilly ones. It's fair enough for a man to enjoy the feeling of nylon and indeed, the feeling of a gown without the desire to look like he is wearing women's clothing.

It's also an opportunity to support a small business over a large corporate which is probably funneling excess investment funds into weapons for Afghanistan. I hear a lot of them do that you know, in a world constantly at war, there's a lot more money to be made in whacking people than in making lingerie.

So, to support world peace, private enterprise and the notion that men can wear nightgowns without getting all girly about it, try one of these puppies

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