Wow. Where to start with this one? This is one of the few celebrities with any talent whatsoever, but her stupidity negates that meager talent. She had a lot of money at a young age and pissed it all away on crap. Alcohol, drugs, DUIs, shopping- her money is said to be gone. No one wants to work with her and she's even losing her looks at her young age. She's almost as pathetic as Britney at this point. But at least Britney has some money. Pissing your life away sucks.

Kim Kardashian is famous for what? Oh yeah- having a big butt.

Great. Meanwhile there are scientists, astronauts and brain surgeons

out there in the world actually doing things. But hell no- let's give

all the money to her beacuse she has a big butt. Nice world we live in.

Let's ignore this one and I'll bet she'll go away. With no talents, very

few famous friends and nothing much to recommend her, no one will miss her.

Being useless sucks.

Let me count the ways... what's not to hate? I think she's dirty, disgusting, a crappy mother and for all her money she has zero class. Not content to just go out in skirts with no underwear, she has recently been out several times with no pants at all. With over $100 million, she can't travel or stay home and watch movies? She has to spend the taxpayers' money to get police escorts so she can run around Starbucks with no pants on? Seriously? Until she grows up, becomes a real mother and stops being such an idiot, she sucks the hardest of all.

Nicole Richie was cute as a disgusting, bloated heroine addict. As an emaciated waif- not so cute. Both of her personas were repulsive, however. And now, as an unmarried woman with an illegitimate child and no job, I'm still not impressed. Most of the socialites at least keep up the pretenses of a job and design ugly handbags or overpriced perfume that no one buys. What exactly does Nicole Richie do again? Oh yeah- absolutely nothing. That's why she sucks.

She's not as bad as a lot of celebrities, but she's still pretty bad. At nearly 50 she still thinks she's in her early 20's, and for good reason. When she was in her early 20's she was an awesome, trendsetting pop force. She's been in decline ever since and has nothing new to offer. You are not 20. You are not even 40. It's time to go home and make doilies. Seriously. And stop adopting children- it will not make you younger and it isn't even trendsetting. Someone beat you to it, and that's just one reason that you suck.