With the knowlege that we have been given that, the average American spends over three years of his or her life on a toilet seat, it is not surprising that toilet technology is all the rage. New and innovative toilet designs are continually being created to deliver a cleaner, more comfortable bathroom experience.

The Brondell Breeza Toilet seat will eliminate ordors from your toilet bowl with it's 4 stage deodorizing system. First, the system traps and neutralizes the ordor and then provides a pleasant natural fragrance that enhances your bathroom experience.

It has a body activated smart sensor with an ulta quiet fan. A replaceable fragrance vent freshens for up to one month at a time before replacement is needed. The gentle closing lid is an anti-microbial unit, with a comfortable design, taking the stink out of any stinky situation.

Imagine yourself seated on your very own, comfortably contoured, heated toilet seat. When you are finished with your business, you simply press a button and you recieve a warm posterior or feminine wash.

Two retractable water wands provide a fresh hygienic cleansing of both areas. Drying is available with either a warm air dryer or a pat-dry with a small amount of toilet paper. You leave your bathroom fresh as a "summers breeze" and the lid automatically gently closes behind you.

Ever get bored with the quiet solitude you feel when you enter that certain place of rest, fondly known as the loo. Now you can enjoy the companionship of your iPod, and have the enjoyment of your favorite music or recorded reading material. Navigation buttons allow you to control your player with ease. A USB slot for your iPod is on top of the speakers that are housed within the arms that support the toilet paper holder. Sing along if you like, every thing is better when you have a song in your heart.

"When ‘musical fruit' just isn't soothing enough in the bathroom, the Toilet Tunes Automatic Bathroom Entertainment System will step in. Your bathroom experience will never be the same."

This system works with two units, one placed where ever you choose, and the other placed on the back of the lid. This is so that when the lid is raised a sensor will let the other unit know it is time to start the music. You can choose from all kinds of musical tastes, ranging anywhere from jazz to even various nature sounds. A wonderful way to truly relax.

Have you ever had an argument with your "significant other" concerning the position of the toilet seat. The answer to bring that marital bliss back to the relationship is, the Self-Serve Toilet Seat.

This seat takes care of the problem itself, approach the toilet and the lid automatically opens. Stand there and the seat rises, too. When you leave the seat automatically closes and the toilet automatically flushes. No more unwanted gifts will await you in the "executive reading room" with this beauty. A must have for any happily married couple.

According to TrendHunter magazine, "The RSStroom Reader makes a lot of sense - most news is crap, anyways."

Yi Tien Electronics has just made a computer printer that prints the latest RSS headlines directly onto your toilet paper as you visit the throne! It is even news customized especially for you as it reads you weight when you sit on the toilet seat and then personalizes the RSS source for you.