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By Dorsi


One Cat turns into 2....3....4....5...

As an avid cat lover, I can attest to the fact that cats literally breed like rabbits- and this is no joke. For those of us that love cats, we know about Sex and the Kitty- 1 cat that turns into 2....3.....4... and more cats. And sometimes very quickly - before we can even blink an eye.

My kitten Shasta (that was still just a kitten to me) - proceeded to get pregnant at the tender age of 6 months. Because I was not very familiar with cat pregnancy I did not think that she could pregnant at such a young age, so I wasn't in a particular hurry to get her fixed.

WRONG.

Several weeks later she presented us with 3 kittens, and being the sucker that I am, I ended up keeping all 3 kittens, which now brought my cat family to a total of 5 cats ( I had another Siamese cat that I had rescued from the pound- and she was fixed already)

So now being the owner of 5 cats, and not wanting to do a repeat of another teenage cat pregnancy, I proceeded to get all the kittens fixed at a young age.


The Newest Kitten- Earl Grey

Although Earl is a beauty he needs to find a new home- Anybody?
Although Earl is a beauty he needs to find a new home- Anybody?

I Thought I Was Being a Responsible Pet Owner

Feeling pretty proud of myself now for being a responsible cat owner, I got comfortable with the fact that there would be no more cat additions to the family ( 5 was quite enough!)

WRONG AGAIN.

One day while out watering I spied something lurking below my bathtub planter. Upon closer inspection it turned out to be a young cat, looking for a new home. Not wanting anymore cats, I decided to try to find a home for this one, but YUP. you guessed it- SPARE CAT number 6 became a member of the family due to my families insistence that they would help take care of her.

RIGHT....UH...HUH....

I should have known better when they gave me that song and dance about taking care of the new cat......

So yes I now had a another cat, unspayed, and you guessed it- before I could get her down to the vet - presto, another teenage pregnancy. ( I think when you get a cat you need to take them within minutes of them arriving and get them spayed IMMEDIATELY!)

So - Yup - now I have 2 more kittens, further raising my cat population - once again.

Too much sex and the kitty for me.

Anybody want a kitten???


Our "Spare Cat"- Number #5

This is Olivia- the newest teen age mom. Although young she is a good mother.
This is Olivia- the newest teen age mom. Although young she is a good mother.

How many Cats Can my Cat Have?

According to statistics, two breeding cats can have two litters per year. With roughly 2.8 surviving kittens per litter and a breeding life of 10 years, those cats can multiply to more than 80 million cats and kittens in ten years! The ASPCA estimates that 10 million cats and dogs are killed each year in the US due to a lack of homes. This is a deplorable situation, but it is not a hopeless one. To paraphrase George Bernard Shaw, "Our greatest inhumanity to animals is not hating them, but being indifferent to them."


Zorro the Cat- One of the 3 Kittens

This is one of the kittens I kept- at least he earns his keep by helping me with my computer
This is one of the kittens I kept- at least he earns his keep by helping me with my computer

Get Your Cats Spayed ASAP

So what is the solution to this Cat breeding explosion?

Get your cats spayed ASAP. Don't be like me and assume because you have a young animal that your cat won't get pregnant. I can almost guarantee that if you have outside cats and they are not spayed THEY WILL GET PREGNANT, and it can happen very quickly - again - and again! Remember, 2 possible litters in one year!


Another One of the Kittens

This is Perdy, one of the 3 original kittens. She's brain damaged by her young mom trying to ditch her.
This is Perdy, one of the 3 original kittens. She's brain damaged by her young mom trying to ditch her.

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jim1307  says:
13 months ago

I love your pussycat stories. As a cat lover myself, I just love the way you tend and care for them. You are a testament to the love between animals and humans, and shame upon you should you ever change.

These episdes of life, penned by your own hands, or keyboard, are just purrrrrfect - keep up the good work, and award yourself a bowl of fresh cream!

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SusanBonfiglio  says:
13 months ago

Wow great story about your cats. They truly embody the concept, be fruitful and multiply. I love cats!

Hope you find a home for the kitty

Susan

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SweetiePie  says:
13 months ago

We continually had to get our cats spayed because one would end up having a litter if we waited just a bit too long. Kittens are cute, but finding homes for them is not easy, so I believe in spaying cats very quickly. Thanks for the interesting hub.

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IMHustle  says:
12 months ago

Hey Dorsi,

Thanks for the excellent explanation on cat multiplication :-). I always thought cats were beautifull, but decided they were too "catty" and went the dog route -- IMO dogs are far more loyal.

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