The Anatomy of the Adamgasm
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Lambert's performance in Vancouver
Adamgasm: Definition/(n). The peak of one's sexual excitation caused by anything that involves Adam Lambert and his ultra sexiness.
Hmmmmm.
You
probably didn't hear it here first, but you've most likely heard it.
It's a term from the urban dictionary describing an experience
related to a certain idol named Adam Lambert. The American Idol runner
up is doing just that....running up the charts, and driving his
tweeter/facebook/myspace fans straight up the flagpole and into stellar
orbit. And they're happy to be waving his flag. Not since Elvis or the
Beatles has there been such a frenzy of excitement. Though I must
confess, I don't endorse the comparison to previous idols; it doesn't
do anyone justice. And this one in particular is in a league all his
own. He has earned a separate designation.
"Glambert", I believe...
As
for the anatomy of the Adamgasm, we look to the essence of Adam Lambert
and his wide appeal to man and beast alike. Start with the Rolling
Stone magazine cover where Lambert left a respectable portion of the
population breathless with snake envy. Since then, almost every other
part of his anatomy has been scrutinized, sending his devotees on the
quest for oxygen and cold showers. His public appearances have
sparked a near riot with young and old, gay and straight, and more than
a few caught somewhere in between. He's even left some confused about
their own image of sexuality.
Adam Lambert is redefining everything.
Whether
you like him or not, his talent and influence cannot be denied. He's
commanded some serious attention, and a lot of people are waiting to
see and hear what this wonderlust has in his glittery bag of tricks.
Unpredictable and devilishly aware of his own sexual power, he entices
the masses with seemingly little effort. This guy could make mopping
the floor a carnal experience. Men and women of all ages and
orientations are showing up to the American Idol concerts just to
witness Adam unleash himself from the confines of television
censorship. As he recently twittered before a show in San Jose..."dance
with me and I'll set you free..."
Get the dancing shoes on and
attend one of these gigs. What you'll see are thousands of unabashed,
shrieking admirers ready to "dance" the night away with Adam.
Frenzied followers of the glambert tribe also patiently stand outside
venues in hopeful anticipation of a mere glimpse, an autograph, or a
personal encounter with the man himself. Early reports indicate that he
has graciously attended some "meet and greets" with his fans expressing
excitement and gratitude for his rapid fire success.
What a nice guy.
There
is an interesting dichotomy to Adam Lambert, though, that is worthy of
exploring. His persona offstage is that of a good-natured, unassuming,
considerate, and modest type of fellow.
Onstage however, all hell breaks loose.
Right
on cue, he frees the slick, hip thrusting, microphone straddling
glam-boy, and storms the stage with the intensity of a hurricane
leaving everyone in its wake. For the dancing, you get powerful,
rhythmic moves that can only be performed by a member of the sexual
elite. The songs are delivered in perfect pitch, and with a guttural
cry here and there for effect.
A primal call to his mates.
He
has an intrinsic understanding of his own talent, and how to flaunt it.
In doing so, he boldly tempts a new generation of guilty voyeurs and
curious listeners to stand up and take notice.
And they have.
It's
a new day in pop culture, and Adam Lambert is writing the book on cool,
singing an anthem of sexual freedom, and dancing to the beat of
absolute liberation.
And what does he think of the term Adamgasm?
It pleases him.
"I'm glad I'm causing people gasms", he laughs.
As if he didn't know..........
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Comments
Glad to hear from you KCC..thanks for looking in-
This is great writing...and all so true? Adam has us all Adamized!
Great article. BTW, Adam already has made moping the floor a carnal experience. In Oakland he mopped up a potential safety hazard he spotted on the floor by working it into his act. Here's the video. The action starts at :45. Major Adamgazm moment. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6lUBQauBwA
Thanks, ALfann...I'll check it out. Seems I made a timely reference here. Thanks for pointing it out.
Thanks for sharing that video ALfann! Is he smooooooth or what?! That was a great way to clean up the spill!
Hi im 11 and i live in durban. i think........... YOU ROCK!!!!
Your biggest fan,
Kyra-Che
hmmmm...."hip thrusting, microphone strattling glam-boy" Now, that is a vision to behold--and I'm seeing it!
Great hub. Really enjoyed it. I love this: "this guy could make mopping the floor a carnal experience" Thanks, JM.
Thank you, alekhouse. I always look forward to your comments!
Jennifer: I really enjoy reading you rstuff because you say exactly what I feel....thanks for supporting our guy.....keep writing!
Thank you Lisa. Very nice comment.
Great piece Jennifer. I am a fan of both Adam and you!
Adam could give Gasms to granite LOL
Thanks Ann! ...and yes he could give 'gasms to granite. Love it!
Oh! I'm so agree with you; i swear, I never felt like before with anithing (in the showbiz or in my personal life)... Whe I saw the Adam's videos my body is full of sensations... well I can't continue, but I must to say Adamgsm is a perfet name for alll this sensations. And your are so right about Adam offstage... he is so natural, modest, honest and a very nice person, never he criticized to anyone and he is so politically correct, I'm proud to be a Glambert!!
Greetings form Latin America (here we are many Latin Glamberts!)
bravo Jennifer! very well written! thanks!
Oh my Jennifer, you so captured it!! It's an Adamgasim. There are so many men I have heard from who are flustered and questioning the whole concept of sexuality. This guy is going to redefine how we all think. He is driving women nuts!! Gene Simmons predicted the demise of him because he was so forthcoming in the RollingStone but it had the opposite effect. Women and men love him 10 times more. Go to You tube and look up Kiss and Tell. This is one of his songs that he wrote. Look at the one that prints the lyrics across the screen. He is saying everything right there. This guy is driving me crazy!!
Thank you Adamfangasim (love the name). Glad you enjoyed the article. I addressed my feelings about Gene Simmons under the comments section of another article I wrote about Adam (Sexed for Success). I will look into the "Kiss and Tell" video. Thanks!
nice article! this man is a translucent....yay for planet earth!
ADAMMMMM AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSS ADAMMMMMMM OHHHHHHH GOD...ADAM......YEAHHHHH BABE...UFFFFFFFFFFF THANK YOU ADAM.
Wow, "I'll have what she's having.."
WOW Jennifer!!! I came across this site from a link from someone on Twitter. I am SO glad they posted. This site is GREAT!!! And this article...ABSOLUTELY FAN-"F"ING-TASTIC!!! LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!! You are such a great writer and about the ONLY person I've read who REALLY captured the essence of the "Adamgasm"! Funny, entertaining, and spot on! Love It!!!
Beauty,
Appreciate the compliments! Glad you found this site and enjoyed the article. Adam is a very easy subject to write about.
I think I have one of those when I watch him sing - he really takes the stage over and is one amazing artist. I think we will see some great things come from him in the upcoming years. Again your writing makes me laugh - love it!!!
What a great hub! I enjoyed your descriptive verses and how you tied everything together.
I loved his performance on Idol this year. I'm sad he didn't win. I just stared at the TV that night after they announced Kris as the winner.
I look for great things from Adam for sure. I wrote a couple of hubs about this amazing artist myself, check em out and let me know what you think. I also did some drawings of him and a couple of other celebs.
Thanks again this was great!
Jeff
Thanks, Jeff. I will definately check out your hubs as well. He's such an easy subject to write about. I've written five or six on him now, and I'm sure there will be more. Thanks for looking in!
Great article. . .got my jets fired . . leaving for planet fierce. weeeeeeeeeeeee
Brilliant. Thanks for posting















KCC Big Country says:
4 months ago
*swoons* There's really nothing more I can add here that I haven't already told you about Adam. Great hub! Excuse me while I experience my Adamgasm in private. *wink*