The Part of a Man, That Drives Me Crazy
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What The Rains Brought
I write this as the torrent of male focussed hubbing comes to an end. After visiting a couple of "Its Raining Men" hubmob hubs, I felt the need to compile this one. Notice I said compile not write, as this is a sensory hub not a literary one. After checking out Teresa McGurk's Men in Jeans hub. I was kinda surprised at my reaction. I thought, I like men, I like jeans, I like men in jeans, why weren't these pics doing anything for me? Her hub might however blow your hair back, so you should take a peek. I admit with Brad's picture, I almost felt a breeze.
I also stopped in and read, KCC Big Country's, Do Women Love Men with a Six-Pack? hub. I say read becuase I think there were words there. Thinking back now I'm not sure though. You might want to check and see if indeed there were words, perhaps strung together into lovely sentences even. Again though, all I felt was a general appreciation of the male form. Starting to think I might have a fever or something. My temperature dropped immediately when I accidentally tripped over this hubmob hub, Six Packs, Heck, Real Men Have Kegs, by eovery. I recommend that you avoid this hub at all costs and avoid the Topless Car Wash video at the bottom. Seriously just don't go there, or here.
Research, Research, Research
So, if it wasn't baggy jeans, that left everything to the imagination, nor the perfect hard as a friggen rock set of abs, what then was gonna float my proverbial boat? I mean, I know where my weak spot on the male anatomy is, but do they take pictures of it? And what the hell is it called?
What is a girl to do but google the night away. I sweated through hundreds of pictures. Yes, literally they made me sweat. I waded through articles about this body region. Mostly involving rashes and strange navel pain. Not sexy. What I found was there is no name for this little yellow brick road. At Least, the Urban Dictionary says, "not yet." Its below the belly button and above... can I say pubic hair line on hub pages? Above the waistband. This of course is just my personal opinion, but I don't need to see "Never Never Land" to know its there. And guys its not as pretty, although vital, as you seem to think it is.
Where as, this nameless and delicious little piece of property north of the border, makes me suck air and forget to exhale. I call it inviting. I call it promising. And sometimes I call it lickable. Hey, but that's just me.
Ya, this one is lickable! Thanks again rdfrank67 of Flickr. (He calls this photo "Hard Work" hee hee)
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Let's face it. Nothing sexier than a man who cleans.
Name that Region
These are your suggestions, pick your fav.
See results without votingWe need to come up with a name for this, err, special region. Any ideas?
This blatent sexual objectification of the male body is beyond all decency! I am outraged! I am angry! (Mostly because I don't look like that.) Oh, sure, you keep your little eye candy! I'm leaving! (Sadly, most of those models will follow me.)
My wife calls it the Notion
Tom that's already used for women's... so this has to be different.
Chris if you are implying the models are all gay, I'll have you know that the guy in the first and last pictures (who are the same guy) made it very clear on Flickr that he was straight. When he said, "By the way I'm straight."
Oh CC I like that!
Well, well, well. :) I have much appreciation for your appreciation of this particular spot. :) Personally, I enjoy hands, forearms, necks, backs, backsides, legs, ears, elbows, chins...okay, okay, I like it all! :D
Is it? Well, one learns something new every day.
Nice hub, Randy Behavior! I can see the appeal. :)
Thanks for the mention & the link.....I've added your hub to mine!
I vote for nubes...ain't navel...aint pubes.
lol I second R.Blue's suggestion, Nubes, I like that! And how can you make me so hot and bothered so early in the morning? Phew! I agree, it's not just the jeans, it's that bit above it, the Nubes that does it for me!
Randy, you've gone and done it now. I'm going to bed even in worse shape that I already was after the movie I caught! Actually, I love one name you use in your hub: "North of the border"! Sounds cool and cowboy and hottest spot north of the ... Mississippi ! Laugh! Good night to you!
I forgot the obvious pavel...was in a rush to go out....my bad
Oh Pam I love it all too, but this, whatever we end calling it, makes me go weak in the knees. Lips can do that for me to.
Ya Tom, its a... grooming style. I believe.
KCC thanks for the link back. You guys inspired me to do this.
O.K. RB so either pavel or nubes. How about the Nubious region?
Cindy, and if the top button is undone, oh god. Good Morning!
Elena you'd enjoy haying season around here. Shirtless cowboys and jeans and sweat...
Ok. If you say so. How about ...um...the minefield? The threshold?
Threshold is good!
I can't wait till its raining women
Hmmmm, you think they'll do that next golden boy? I should start working on something womanly.
they probably won't, us guys don't have any class, and I don't know how you women find anything sexy about us, we are truly foul creatures
We keep our eyes closed and pretend. A lot.
Mmmmmmm nice! Loved the video!
Hands do it for me in my world :)
Sorry, can't think of a name for that spot at the moment, let me sleep on it :)
Oooooh Trish, I'd like to sleep on that spot too. Good idea.
sam Kinnison said it best Toad..."How can you look at (another man's ) hairy ass and find love?" Sam was of course talking about gay men, but I think that quote applies to both genders quite well.
quit trying to get me to think about your ass Pest
I do it without even thinking anymore. Sorry Toad. LOL!
Oh okay, that part! :D
Boys this is not the butt hub. That's over there >
I am in awe of the solid research you have performed here. The academic approach you have taken to this serious topic is impressive, and this scholarship adds to the field of study in this area. Whatever it's called.
Thanks for appreciated all my hardwork Teresa. It was truly a labor of lust.
ooooooooooooooooooooo I am feeling faint from reading this. Move over Randy as I am going tooooooooo fainttttttttt. Hahaha damn I missed u on my chatline didn't think anyone would come grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Blonde, I've never been in a chatroom.
Ok...trying to remember how to breathe here...
I want a cleaning hunk too....and maybe a naked chef
Growwlllllllll
Ya I guess I should have included some oxygen on this hub. LOL.
Damn it girl now I gotta go and exercise ! ;-)
You do that. Then send me a picture. :)
Randy I wish I had you in a chatroom, you are something else and then some.
Why does everyone want to get me in a chat room? I think talking is way over rated.
Ok get you in the bedroom then : )
What Bad, no dinner first? Geeeez.
I've always called it the "happy trail"
I like that one two feeweewv. I should post a poll now with all these suggestions.
I'll take one half-naked Aussie and one Abercrombie & Fitch guy to go!
Would you like any hard work with your order? ;)
What a yummy hub! I say road trip to Chippendales!
We'll have to stop and pick up some "ones" along the way!
I don't think I saw any words in this hub but a bunch of nice six packs abs! ROLF!
May, look what you made me do. I "had" to come answer your comment. Which meant I "had" to s l o w l y scroll down to get to your comment past all those pictures.... What was I saying?
I personally call it the trail to adventure.
I think I'm an adventurous person!
wow, those are great, will bookmark this one!! I will take the first one with a big red bow
dori
haha mmmmmmmmm lol.... i agree.. very very lickable.... haha i think i need to go cool off after this hub lol.... very steamy
Dori, not sure how I missed these comments. Thanks for stopping by. Would that be the edible ribbon or regular?
N-A-B, I should have posted a warning about chance of getting over heated on this one, lol.
WHOOOWHEEE!!! HAMANA HAMANA HAMANA....WOW!! Now THAT'S a sight I'd LOVE to see!! Hmmmm....and here I was trying to stay out of "NAUGHTYLAND"!! Oh well! It was a wonderful, exciting and HOT "vacation" for me! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING THIS!! And I'll have a couple few of those too!! WOOHOO!!!
Hi there cr8ve1. I appreciate any excuse to come back to this hub. Here pull up a chair. I'll get the popcorn.
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Tom Rubenoff says:
8 months ago
That would be the landing strip, methinks.