Toilet seats are the best ever invention, you can sit on them even when you don't need the toilet, you can go in there and pretend you are on the potty for half an hour and just write or read a book like I do, it's the perfect excuse to deal with a nagging wife, just disappear whilst they nag to themselves.

The seats of a toilet nowadays are multicoloured designed seats for sitting on with allsorts of designs such as seashells, patterned prints and wooden varnished shiny seats that look smooth and modern. We are practically spoilt for choice with toilet seats.

There is just something about sitting on a toilet seat that just makes me want to whip it out and write whilst in the potty room.

Also leaving the toilet seat up could be a problem for the women in your life, so there is the option of an automatic toilet seat which you can buy from Amazon, this would cut out the frustration of your Mrs and there would be no bad tempered toilet seat tantrums about who last left the seat up or down.

The revolution of the toilet seat can only get better as technology advances in the age of toilet manufacturing....GO TOILET SEATS!!!!!