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The Enviable Freedom Of Men Who Wear Women's Lingerie

Updated on March 8, 2010
Let the games begin!
Let the games begin!

You may not be aware of this, but lingerie can breed. One starts of with a reasonable number of bras and panties, but before one knows what is happening, drawers are overflowing with lacy garments, many of which will never be worn. Clearly the problem stems from over breeding in your lingerie drawer. How else could there possibly be so much lingerie? You wouldn't have deliberately gone out and bought piles of lingerie that you've never had the time or inclination to wear, would you?

If you're a woman there's at least a reason for unruly lingerie collections in that women effectively have two sets of lingerie. The lingerie that we actually wear, and the lingerie that looks 'pretty'.

Take bras, for instance. Those hot low cut bras that sweep down in a deep 'v' showing off a great deal of cleavage? If a woman is well endowed, these bras make cleavage look truly epic, but they're also always one quick movement away from disaster. Falling out of these bras is easier than falling in love with a Johnny Depp character. So although these make great 'date' pieces of lingerie, they don't work for most everyday applications.

Similarly, if you're a woman, buying white lingerie guarantees that you'll never wear it without a panty liner, which is about as much fun as wearing a nappy every day of your life. Therefore, white panties are usually saved for special occasions. That's a handy hint for men. If she's wearing white lingerie, she is doing so for a reason. Take extra care not to say something stupid.

Men who love lingerie, on the other hand, often amass large lingerie collections simply because they can't stop themselves, which is rather charming. Taking a 'gotta catch 'em all' approach to the world of lingerie is a fairly expensive, though arguably worthwhile endeavor.

If you want to see an impressive, diverse and feminine lingerie collection, you are better off asking to peruse a man's lingerie collection. When a man puts his mind to hunting lingerie, he can often out shop even the most enthusiastic lady shopper. Because he is not limited by ideas like “need” or “practicality” , he is free to buy whatever takes his fancy. For him, purchasing lingerie is a purely hedonistic pleasure, it is all about pretty colors and soft fabrics. He worries not about the fact that a pair of panties will have to be hand washed, he worries not that they will be seen over the waistband of his low riders (some men may invite this,) he worries not that he might fall out of a too low cut bra. The freedom that comes with being a man who buys lingerie simply for the pure joy of the matter is enviable indeed.

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