Top Ten cheesiest pickup lines
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hey girls would any of these work on you lol...jimmys cheesiest pick up lines
1)Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you
2)If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
3)They say nature is the greatest teacher. Wanna see what a doggy taught me?
4)Your body is like an hourglass, and I really need to know what time it is.
5)Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?.
6)Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see!
7)Hey, baby. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?.
8)Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?.
9)If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
10)I lost my teddy bear... can I sleep with you?
ouch i didnt think so lol.....jimmy
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thought so lol...jimmy
hehehe
I like your earlier suggestion under a different hub of offering the object of your affection a frozen sparrow, or perhaps a nice frozen sparrow poem. ;)
Can't have used any of these on your wife!
well jimmy none of these cheesy chat up lines worked on me did they lol
well darling you are my wife lol so something must have worked...jimmy
my darling the cheesy chat up line you used on me was do you want coffee coffee coffee i asked for tea lol
nah none of you cheesy chat up lines worked it was your humour
cute
Hi Jimmy, great hub! I'm writing these down.
Ha! Ha! 40 years too late!
ah ah this was sooo funny!!!!!! :D
3,4,6 and 9 were absolutely retarded.
i have come with some of my own pick up lines! one is "are you from georgia because you're peachy" another is "were you born yesterday cause you look like my baby"
plz... ever,...EVER...use any of these lines on a ghirl. especially not the booger one.
if the girl is nice and u 2 know each other pretty good, u can use the last one. she needs to be the sensitive type and so do u or they'll never buy it
1 more thing.
wat i said really worked for u plz tell me by posting a comment.
i would really like to know how it went
Got one...Excuse me, I need some directions. I need to find the way to your heart.
You must be exhausted 'cause you've been running through my mind all night.
very funny
Yeah I have heard plenty of lines in my time, but those were funny as all hell
here one i just heard today Do want pizza? cause i wanna Pizza you ( piece of you)
Got a good one the other day...guy asks me if I know how much a polar bear weighs. I look at him and say, "Of course I don't. How much?" He says, "Enough to break the ice..." sticks out his hand to shake mine..."I'm Joseph." Needless to say, we have our third date tonight....it was very original!
Here's one I just made up, "Hi there, I'm sorry Mr. Right isn't here tonight, but Mr. Right Now is" ; )
Ive never heard #9 before and ive heard some "real winners."
UH, I DONT REALLY OWN A SAILBOAT......BUT I DO ENJOY BEING BLOWN ASHORE!
are your legs tired they should be they have been running throuh my mind all night.
what about is your dad a theif? then who stole those stars and put them in your eyes. that's classic cheese
I got one the other day---
He says, "Can I have directions?"
Me- "Excuse me?"
Him- "Cause I just got lost in your eyes!"
I thought it was pretty funny.. Very unoriginal, but obviously he knew that, which I think is why he said it. He's a funny one, full of laughs! Just showin his personality.
Here is one:
"Did it hurt?"
"What hurt?"
"When you fell from Heaven baby, because you look like an angle!"
IT is so stupid huh?
I'm wearing baggy pants so you won't have any trouble slidding in them with me.
i got one that better then all of urs " are u jamaikin cause u ja makin me horny " lol
The polar bear one was too cute although if it was me i'd probably laugh at him. Good luck to Mr. Original and you.
A line 't get hurt..."that always worked for me: "Don't move, and you won
Recomendation to a friend: Her teeth are like the stars. They come out at night.
I had to laugh at most of them-glad I'm married and no longer have to worry about that kind of stuff,Just have dinner ready
The Booger one would totally work. I'd probably go home w/ a man like that.
i though most of them were pretty funny! although most fo them were seen on tv already they were still good
congrats jimmy. nice to see others discover you en masse. :)
also nice to be in on the ground floor of being aware of your humour and wit. :D
Him: *points* Hey, what's that?
Me: Hmm? *looks away toward where he's pointing*
Him: *snaps fingers* You missed it. Every reason I have to be away from you just flew out the window.
those are some really cheesy jokes.
but i got one(u hav to b at a cafe, e.t.c) drop a pack of sugar on the floor and when the waiter/waitress walks by then say,"excuse me but i think you droped your name tag"
my teacher told me that one
:lol: funny hub we`ve got here :D Great Job how did you manage it on googles 1st pg ?! :o)
Funny! So bad it's funny, but that's part of cheesy humor, no?
godamn there cheesy. cringe like a chinaman just thinking about them
please tell me nobody ever actually tried to use any of those "lines"
It's not what you say as much as how you say it. I can tell a woman; "you have a face that could halt the movement of the hands of time" or, I could say the exact same thing in another way; "you have a face that could stop a clock"
Does anybody remember the old joke about the Jimmy-the-Jock-like make-out artist giving advice to his friend, the miss-out artist? After following previous advice that "You may have to ask a hundred girls in order to get one to go to bed with you," the miss-out artist complained that the advice wasn't working, and moreover, he had been slapped in the face by several of the girls he had approached. Whereupon Jimmy asked him what he had said to the girls, and his geeky friend replied that he simply said "Let's f---" or more couthly "Would you like to go to bed with me?" to which Jimmy said--"No, no, no. You have to strike up a conversation BEFORE you invite them to go to bed." And he gave his friend his top ten list of ice breakers.
Several days later they met and Jimmy asked how his friend was making out. His friend replied that he still had not succeeded and that he had been slapped a few more times. Jimmy said, "Did you follow my advice about striking up a conversation before propositioning them?" His friend replied "I sure did." Jimmy asked, "What did you say?" His friend replied I said "Do you like apples?...Let's f--k!"
lol, some of those are a bit silly. ;)
hehe i like number 10.
10)I lost my teddy bear... can I sleep with you?
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Iðunn says:
2 years ago
lol, I'd have to pass :p